Oh crap!!!

[Gsquared]

First time since the two years ive been married, Mrs. Squared just brought up having a baby. This aint good, aint good at all.

[Bullaholic]

First time since the two years ive been married, Mrs. Squared just brought up having a baby. This aint good, aint good at all.

Are you familiar with the first step? :D

[GrTigers6]

First time since the two years ive been married, Mrs. Squared just brought up having a baby. This aint good, aint good at all.Got to have a kid in order to see them play sports.:D
Besides it sure is fun trying:evillol:

[SintonFan]

Are you familiar with the first step? :D

Encourage him to get to second base... :D

[Gsquared]

Are you familiar with the first step? :D
Knock her unconsious with a bat in order to have my way with her?

[ctown81]

Knock her unconsious with a bat in order to have my way with her?

no big deal. Just bring home a puppy and pray it makes her forget.

[Bullaholic]

Knock her unconsious with a bat in order to have my way with her?

G2--You know any woman who is familiar with your "ways" ain't about to let that happen....

[Cam]

You go G2!...give her the big one!......that'll learn her!......Kids are great...but after I had em', the Mrs. hardly paid atttention to my Yukon Cornelius.......so, just be aware.....:smoker:

[Gsquared]

You go G2!...give her the big one!......that'll learn her!......Kids are great...but after I had em', the Mrs. hardly paid atttention to my Yukon Cornelius.......so, just be aware.....:smoker:
Ima get out of havin one, some way some how. I struggle takin care of myself and my dog Jack, much less an infant.

[Tejastrue]

Knock her unconsious with a bat in order to have my way with her?

I would suggest that you adopt...:wave:

[Gsquared]

I would suggest that you adopt...:wave:
Why, might as well just have one I made if we are gonna have one. It dont hurt all that bad, heard its just kind of like a tummy ache. I get those all the time when I eat to much Chaudin

[pirate4state]

First time since the two years ive been married, Mrs. Squared just brought up having a baby. This aint good, aint good at all.

You would be a GREAT father! :) Good luck :wave:

[Old Tiger]

give her an AI

[Gsquared]

give her an AI
She doesnt eat anything with additives or preservatives so I doubt she'll accept an AI

[Old Tiger]

She doesnt eat anything with additives or preservatives so I doubt she'll accept an AIWhile she's sleeping...won't even know what hit her

[Gsquared]

While she's sleeping...won't even know what hit her
Can this be done with a standard eye dropper?

[Old Tiger]

Can this be done with a standard eye dropper?syringe and a tube about 1/8 of inch in OD

[Gsquared]

syringe and a tube about 1/8 of inch in OD
Crap, thats starting to sound expensive. I might go and just buy a turkey baster. Hope I can get "it" thru the opening though

[defense51]

Don't worry about the pain involved with childbirth, I can honestly say I never felt a thing, I did take a couple of vicodin beforehand just in case the chairs in the delivery room were uncomfortable! And the whole labor thing is false advertising, they don't make the ladies do any manual labor at the hospital...

[Old Green]

If you adopt, then you can pick out a Heisman Trophy winner:p

[Old Tiger]

If you adopt, then you can pick out a Heisman Trophy winner:phttp://acriticalreviewofthehelp.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/blind-side-bullock_400.jpg