Ranger Mom
01-08-2004, 11:37 PM
Sorry guys and gals, here's another one!! :cool:
New Year's Resolutions
for the Web Surfer
This year, I'm going to read EVERY email I get...
unless it has an attached file called virus.exe
This year, I'm going to surf only serious, educational web sites...
unless I find more really cool, fun, or inspirational stuff
This year, I'm going install and use every Software program I buy...
unless I can't find the box later, or can't figure out the instructions
This year I'm going to resolve every ERROR message on my PC...
unless I can't find a 12-year-old to help me (In Ranger Mom's case it's usually 3afan2K3!!)
This year I'm going to buy only one new toy for my PC...
unless there's a really great sale, or something new I don't have
This year I'm going to spend more time with family and friends...unless they cancel their internet access or get rid of their PC
This year I'm going to say only nice words to my PC...
unless it won't do exactly what I want
This year I'm going to spend more time outside, enjoying nature...
unless it's too wet, too hot, too cold, or I'm having fun surfing
This year I'm going to backup all my important files...
which means of course, I'll need a new PC with a CD-ROM writer
This year I'm going to send all
the fun web pages I find,
" like this one ",
to all my downlow friends !
New Year's Resolutions
for the Web Surfer
This year, I'm going to read EVERY email I get...
unless it has an attached file called virus.exe
This year, I'm going to surf only serious, educational web sites...
unless I find more really cool, fun, or inspirational stuff
This year, I'm going install and use every Software program I buy...
unless I can't find the box later, or can't figure out the instructions
This year I'm going to resolve every ERROR message on my PC...
unless I can't find a 12-year-old to help me (In Ranger Mom's case it's usually 3afan2K3!!)
This year I'm going to buy only one new toy for my PC...
unless there's a really great sale, or something new I don't have
This year I'm going to spend more time with family and friends...unless they cancel their internet access or get rid of their PC
This year I'm going to say only nice words to my PC...
unless it won't do exactly what I want
This year I'm going to spend more time outside, enjoying nature...
unless it's too wet, too hot, too cold, or I'm having fun surfing
This year I'm going to backup all my important files...
which means of course, I'll need a new PC with a CD-ROM writer
This year I'm going to send all
the fun web pages I find,
" like this one ",
to all my downlow friends !