Whats a lingerie drought?

[Gsquared]

http://www.wfaa.com/news/entertainment/pets/Hundreds-of-donkeys-abandoned-in-lingering-drought-144876285.html

[Phantom Stang]

I didn't see anything about lingerie, but it looks like a bunch of farmers have decided to lose their asses.

[waterboy]

As to the original question......."lingerie drought": 1.) adj. - a condition where there is a shortage of lingerie; 2.) adj. - a condition where lingerie is dry due to the female not being "hot" enough.

[Bullaholic]

Nevermind....got image messed up.

[Bullaholic]

http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=371&d=1333048122

(Animals left to starve is not humorous, BTW).

[nobogey72]

Well, the lingerie drought for me started the 2nd night after I got married and has lasted the 36 yrs ever since.

[defense51]

Well, the lingerie drought for me started the 2nd night after I got married and has lasted the 36 yrs ever since.Sounds like you've had the lingerie vaccine, and it's been eradicated. Kind of like polio...

[SHSBulldog00]

It is when the lingerie manufactorer's go on strike and there is a shortage causing women to go bare back.

[Bug Truck]

Thanks to PETA and the Animal rights nuts Horse and donkey owners are stuck. With no market for the animals, No one will buy them so people are turning them loose, people are even putting them in pastures of landowners who may not live on the property when they come out to check on their place. You have asses all over. Lock Your Gates

[yellaseeker]

Well, the lingerie drought for me started the 2nd night after I got married and has lasted the 36 yrs ever since.

That happens to most folks. You know, they say that there is a food that is 99.9% responsible for the decrease in a womans sex drive and, i have figured it out. That food is "Wedding Cake".

[Manso/V8]

FEW farmers and ranchers use donkeys to protect their livestock. This donkey deal is driven by people who think it's "fun" to have a little zoo on their place.