Random thoughts thread....

[Cam]

Post em' here....I'd like to know what you walnutheads are thinkin'......

Guess I can start it....

I've always wondered why people use so many extravagant hand gestures when they're talkin' on the phone........especially the women!!......those hands make some of the most graceful moves I've ever seen.....or felt.....:eek:

And, on a similar note:thinking:.....I think Burnet Bulldog football is goin' to surprise everybody the next few years...especially with new coach Jones.....there seems to be a renewed excitement with the kids that I've already noticed........so, while everybody talks bout Liberty Hill, BW, Lampasas, etc. in district 8-3A, Burnet is gonna sneak up on ya!....you heard it here first!!:stirpot:

[waterboy]

I wonder how Carthage got taken out of the District of Doom, Region 3, and into a cupcake district.

I wonder what was on the minds of the UIL when they put 7 teams into District 16-3A (District of Doom 2.0), when there are two neighboring districts that only have 5 cupcake teams. Do they really think that will limit the number of state titles that come out of East Texas?

I wonder why they bother putting locks on the doors of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks if you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

[Cam]

my boy is coming home from ASU today just because he doesn't want to miss his little brother's first ever baseball game tomorrow......I love you man!

[MGAR]

Few things i've never seen before..

leprechuans
unicorns
bigfoot
and the end of a porn

[MGAR]

Anyone from Carthage wanna chime in and let us know whats going on here?

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad188/booyahhh27/429661_282734928465780_100001878252614_683779_1251 572930_n-1.jpg

[44INAROW]

Anyone from Carthage wanna chime in and let us know whats going on here?

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad188/booyahhh27/429661_282734928465780_100001878252614_683779_1251 572930_n-1.jpg
why would someone ruin a perfectly good Corvette like that? :ack!:

[ronwx5x]

Anyone from Carthage wanna chime in and let us know whats going on here?

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad188/booyahhh27/429661_282734928465780_100001878252614_683779_1251 572930_n-1.jpg

Are you aware there is a crawfish (mudbug) on your dash?

[ronwx5x]

Why does sour cream have an expiration date. Will it turn into sweet cream?

[Tejastrue]

Anyone from Carthage wanna chime in and let us know whats going on here?

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad188/booyahhh27/429661_282734928465780_100001878252614_683779_1251 572930_n-1.jpg


It appears that the 'bigger is better' approach has taken precedence over 'speed' in East Texas. As 44 said, why would you do that to a Corvette??? They have downright defiled that vehicle. Lol..

[SintonFan]

Can you change corn's state after it's mature?

[SintonFan]

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"

[waterboy]

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?:eek:

[SintonFan]

What's it sound like if a snake had a lisp?

[waterboy]

Ever wonder why you never see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

[SintonFan]

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

[SintonFan]

Ever wonder why you never see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery!"?

...Chicken Dinner! ;)

[Sville]

Every had one of these days,,,,Lord knows I have


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM1ifkOQ9s

[waterboy]

Ever wonder why they don't make the whole plane out of the same material they use to make the indestructable black box?

Ever wonder who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved flavor" label?

[waterboy]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?

[SintonFan]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is Congress the opposite of progress?

What's the opposite of Senate?

[44INAROW]

There is a great need for sarcasm font!

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water!!! (no joke - gotta have the water HOT)

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…(eeewww)

[SintonFan]

There is a great need for sarcasm font!

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water!!! (no joke - gotta have the water HOT)

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles…(eeewww)

lol lol and Ack Ack! ;)

[waterboy]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

[SintonFan]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

The genius of withholding...

[Tejastrue]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

[toddg]

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

lightweight!

[buckeyebob]

why would someone ruin a perfectly good Corvette like that? :ack!:

How else would you get to the oil lease?

[defense51]

What part of a baby does baby oil come from?

[Sville]

How come there is braille on drive thru ATM's