A joke for us older dads

[Tejastrue]

Had to share this. Probably something I would have said with my daughter right there with me.....LOL....



I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES. WE DECIDED TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT. I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM. THE TEENAGER HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS: GREEN, RED, ORANGE, AND BLUE. MY DAD KEPT STARING AT HIM. THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERY TIME. WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH, HE SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD MAN, NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?" KNOWING MY DAD, I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON HIS RESPONSE, KNOWING HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE. AND, IN CLASSIC STYLE, HE DID NOT BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE, "GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."

[waterboy]

Had to share this. Probably something I would have said with my daughter right there with me.....LOL....



I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES. WE DECIDED TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT. I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM. THE TEENAGER HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS: GREEN, RED, ORANGE, AND BLUE. MY DAD KEPT STARING AT HIM. THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERY TIME. WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH, HE SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD MAN, NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?" KNOWING MY DAD, I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON HIS RESPONSE, KNOWING HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE. AND, IN CLASSIC STYLE, HE DID NOT BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE, "GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."
Bwahahaha.......now THAT'S funny!

[Old LB]

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[Phil C]

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[zebrablue2]

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[Cam]

Had to share this. Probably something I would have said with my daughter right there with me.....LOL....



I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES. WE DECIDED TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT. I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM. THE TEENAGER HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS: GREEN, RED, ORANGE, AND BLUE. MY DAD KEPT STARING AT HIM. THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERY TIME. WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH, HE SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD MAN, NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?" KNOWING MY DAD, I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON HIS RESPONSE, KNOWING HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE. AND, IN CLASSIC STYLE, HE DID NOT BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE, "GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."

LOL!!....if you're dad had sex with a peacock, that must've been some "LOUD" sex!!....them peacocks are noisy critters...not to mention what your dad brought to the table......besides pluckin' the bird, did he pluck a feather for reminiscing??.....

[Cam]

come to think of it....I might have paid money to see that.....:1popcorn:

[SHSBulldog00]

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:iagree:

[44INAROW]

:iagree:
me too :)

[regaleagle]

That retort deserves a standing ovation. :wave:

[defense51]

come to think of it....I might have paid money to see that.....:1popcorn:
I did see something similar to that in the Phillipines, had forgotten about it till I read this thread...