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Gsquared
01-13-2012, 12:33 PM
anybody had this done? Im supposed to go in on the 26th to have it done but if somebody tells me there are big needles and a knife involved ima just skip the appointment, hang out at the bar and then just show up at home and tell Mrs. Squared I had it done.

Txbroadcaster
01-13-2012, 12:35 PM
hahaha

LionFan72
01-13-2012, 12:41 PM
anybody had this done? Im supposed to go in on the 26th to have it done but if somebody tells me there are big needles and a knife involved ima just skip the appointment, hang out at the bar and then just show up at home and tell Mrs. Squared I had it done.

Big Sissy!!!!!!!!

Gsquared
01-13-2012, 01:15 PM
:crying:

SHSBulldog00
01-13-2012, 01:23 PM
anybody had this done? Im supposed to go in on the 26th to have it done but if somebody tells me there are big needles and a knife involved ima just skip the appointment, hang out at the bar and then just show up at home and tell Mrs. Squared I had it done.

Are we talking about leg's or back?

RoyceTTU
01-13-2012, 01:35 PM
anybody had this done? Im supposed to go in on the 26th to have it done but if somebody tells me there are big needles and a knife involved ima just skip the appointment, hang out at the bar and then just show up at home and tell Mrs. Squared I had it done.

Sounds like Mrs. Squared thinks your a snore fest!!!! :clap:

Cam
01-13-2012, 01:40 PM
So G2's gotta problem with a snorin',
The Mrs. saids bad as a lions roarin'.
Just tell her what will really make it stop,
Sex every night take turns who's on top.
You'll sleep as quiet as an eagle soarin'!... :)

Gsquared
01-13-2012, 02:13 PM
This is major surgery, maybe you boys will send me some get well soon flowers and and edible arrangement (even thought I dispise fruit) to me during my long painful recovery.

1st and goal
01-13-2012, 02:28 PM
I thought it was a new "southern" sexual position.

RoyceTTU
01-13-2012, 02:36 PM
This is major surgery, maybe you boys will send me some get well soon flowers and and edible arrangement (even thought I dispise fruit) to me during my long painful recovery.

Just an FYI - Don't google image "Squirty Flower" while at work with safe filter search off :eek:
I was going to send you a flower that squirts water. I completely got distracted.

bigwood33
01-13-2012, 03:41 PM
If it's a snoring problem that you have salt lamps are supposed to help. One of my wife's friends swears by it. She says that her husband stopped snoring as soon as she put on in their bedroom. According to her, "snored like a freight train" but now does not. It might be worth a shot.

Gsquared
01-13-2012, 04:01 PM
If it's a snoring problem that you have salt lamps are supposed to help. One of my wife's friends swears by it. She says that her husband stopped snoring as soon as she put on in their bedroom. According to her, "snored like a freight train" but now does not. It might be worth a shot.
Bigwood, whats a salt lamp?

Cam
01-13-2012, 04:12 PM
Actually the Pillar procedure isn't the worst part...it's waking up and finding out you've been catheterized!...:ack!:

..........just kiddin' G2....just kiddin'......

But whenever I have any procedures where they put you down, I always ask about the cathe thing..I once woke up from a procedure only to find out I had been catheterized!.....As soon as you snap out of it, they pull it out. I don't know bout some of you guys, but being cathed irritated the hell outta my pee-pee for about two George straight days.

Gsquared
01-13-2012, 06:27 PM
Actually the Pillar procedure isn't the worst part...it's waking up and finding out you've been catheterized!...:ack!:

..........just kiddin' G2....just kiddin'......

But whenever I have any procedures where they put you down, I always ask about the cathe thing..I once woke up from a procedure only to find out I had been catheterized!.....As soon as you snap out of it, they pull it out. I don't know bout some of you guys, but being cathed irritated the hell outta my pee-pee for about two George straight days. There better not be a catheter in this thing or the deal is off

SintonFan
01-13-2012, 06:41 PM
If it's a snoring problem that you have salt lamps are supposed to help. One of my wife's friends swears by it. She says that her husband stopped snoring as soon as she put on in their bedroom. According to her, "snored like a freight train" but now does not. It might be worth a shot.

It didn't work for us. She STILL snores like a freight train. :(:(:(

SintonFan
01-13-2012, 06:44 PM
Bigwood, whats a salt lamp?

Here ya go:
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Gsquared
01-13-2012, 06:57 PM
Here ya go:
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Link: http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&productId=202984387&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&PID=603315&cm_mmc=CJ-_-603315-_-10368321&cpncode=26-74201931-2&AID=10368321&cj=true&srccode=cii_5784816&locStoreNum=577Oh cool, had no idea, can you use this on French fries and tater tots too?

SHSBulldog00
01-13-2012, 07:00 PM
Nasal strips don't work?

SintonFan
01-13-2012, 07:17 PM
Oh cool, had no idea, can you use this on French fries and tater tots too?

Yes but there are consequences: :(
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Gsquared
01-14-2012, 12:07 PM
Yes but there are consequences: :(
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