So, what are you hoping Santa brings you this Christmas???

[Cam]

....that fat bastard forgot all about me last year....and I was a good boy!!......son-of-a .......!:mad:

Merry Christmas everybody!!!:inlove:

[RoyceTTU]

....that fat bastard forgot all about me last year....and I was a good boy!!......son-of-a .......!:mad:

Merry Christmas everybody!!!:inlove:

A divorce finalized by Dec 31st so I won't have to deal with taxes with my Ex.......any more questions?

Thats is all :iagree:

[RoyceTTU]

Jusk kidding......I want a puppy.
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and the divorce. LOL

[Old LB]

A divorce finalized by Dec 31st so I won't have to deal with taxes with my Ex.......any more questions?

Thats is all :iagree:

GOOD LUCK, the divorce is only the beginning, especially if you have kids together. Good luck. :ack!:

[Saggy Aggie]

I want my aggie ring and a new 8" touch screen radio in my car.

[Gsquared]

A pair of Chaz Bono's underwear/panties, preferably in a frame.

[Necked]

A pair of Chaz Bono's underwear/panties, preferably in a frame.

ewww..:ack!:...that would require a 2x4 frame I think..

[Bullaholic]

A pair of Chaz Bono's underwear/panties, preferably in a frame.

How about a 8x10 of hem without em' on? :D

[RoyceTTU]

I'm confused, does G2 want the underwear or the panties? Any other time this would be an easy answer.

[BEAST]

I'm confused, does G2 want the underwear or the panties? Any other time this would be an easy answer.


Midgets wearing either or neither.




BEAST

[Ernest T Bass]

Fat sumbitch already stiffed me on what I wanted. :crying:

[raider red 2000]

well my kids earned a ring last week.

i will be happy with 10 pairs of black socks to wear to work....i hate matchin those things on laundry day.

[toddg]

#2's bigger and faster younger brother and a water resistant hoodie, and a lifetime supply of miller lite and dublin dr pepper...that is all.

[defense51]

A total meltdown of IRS computer files and records...

[bobcat1]

A divorce finalized by Dec 31st so I won't have to deal with taxes with my Ex.......any more questions?

Thats is all :iagree:Dang sorry to hear that Royce.

[bobcat1]

A pair of Chaz Bono's underwear/panties, preferably in a frame.You are one sick puppy. I suppose you want the ones with a shart stain?

[bobcat1]

Fat sumbitch already stiffed me on what I wanted. :crying:Should have went to Chapel Hill or Wimberley.:wave:

[RoyceTTU]

Dang sorry to hear that Royce.

Don't be. Be happy. I am as soon as it's over :clap:

[MGAR]

Already got mine so anything else is just a plus. My guess on the plus will be socks and stuff like that. Yippe!!

[MGAR]

Here's a blast from the past... Still laugh hard every time I hear it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysseRhMi6U

[wimbo_pro]

Christmas came early for us!!!

[GrTigers6]

Don't be. Be happy. I am as soon as it's over :clap:So she is back on the market?:D
oh and in case my wife reads this
Just kidding I am a happily married man!:D:cool:

[pirate4state]

Peace & quiet :)

[RoyceTTU]

So she is back on the market?:D
oh and in case my wife reads this
Just kidding I am a happily married man!:D:cool:

She is indeed and no doubt she will be a great catch for someone.

[sinton66]

I still want an AA12.

[ronwx5x]

A divorce finalized by Dec 31st so I won't have to deal with taxes with my Ex.......any more questions?

Thats is all :iagree:

If finalized prior to Jan 1 you will have to file Single and that's not good for tax purposes. Just file as Married Filing Separately and you don't have to deal with her. This is not tax advice and I am not a CPA or attorney!

[ronwx5x]

I still want an AA12. I read they are not for sale to civilians. Are they legal to own for a civilian if he/she somehow obtained one? And how would a civilian obtain one?

[zebrablue2]

Only gift I need is cont. good health in 2012!

[sinton66]

I read they are not for sale to civilians. Are they legal to own for a civilian if he/she somehow obtained one? And how would a civilian obtain one?

Dunno if it's legal and don't care. I just want one.

[44INAROW]

Dunno if it's legal and don't care. I just want one.

lol nice Tony :) hope you get one for Christmas!!

[LH Panther Mom]

I got the only present that I truly wanted last week when I was NOT laid off at work when my company went through a fairly sizeable staff reduction. Now I just want for my friends that were affected to be able to find good positions elsewhere.



Oh yeah...and for my house to be spotless. Any offers to come help me clean? :D

[Cam]

I got the only present that I truly wanted last week when I was NOT laid off at work when my company went through a fairly sizeable staff reduction. Now I just want for my friends that were affected to be able to find good positions elsewhere.



Oh yeah...and for my house to be spotless. Any offers to come help me clean? :D

I'm pretty good with a vacuum, mop, and those swiffer thingies......so, I'm offerin' but are you payin'??.....:)

[pancho villa]

I'm pretty good with a vacuum, mop, and those swiffer thingies......so, I'm offerin' but are you payin'??.....:)

My old lady is good with those things.

[Cam]

My old lady is good with those things.

LOL!....you're quite the macho-man PV!...that macho stuff don't work for me...and believe me, I've tried!....if I don't help round the house, I'll get my ass kicked!!:eek:

[pancho villa]

Do y'all know what a perfict woman is? A woman that cleans, irons, washes, and scrubs then turns into a taco and 6 pack at 9pm.

[waterboy]

Do y'all know what a perfict woman is? A woman that cleans, irons, washes, and scrubs then turns into a taco and 6 pack at 9pm.
............but...........if she turns into a taco and 6-pack, then you eat the taco and drink the 6-pack...........wouldn't she kinda stink the next day???

Just asking........:eek:

[AP Panther Fan]

I got a travel voucher to Aruba for two along with a scuba diving trip in my stocking. One airfair was round-trip and one was one-way.....hmmmm.:twitch: