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[3afan2K3]

ohhh 3afan2K3 please help me beat Cat in softball like you beat in NCAA Football 2004 online!!!! Oooo please help me.

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[Keith7]

and then the real Keith showed up, and told everyone else that the other one was an imposter, the real Keith then gurenteed he could hit any softball pitcher, and followed that by hittin 8 home runs in a row.. and the girls came in flocks wanting to be with keith

[3afan2K3]

and woke up...

and on a side note keith7 check ur PM

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[JasperDog94]

...only to realize that Gainesville was not ranked number 1 at all. Keith couldn't beleive it! He was so furious that he immediately called Matthew and said...

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[slpybear the bullfan]

..."Hey! Did you hear that the Spurs won the 2003 NBA CHampionship?!!!!"...

(author's note: Sorry Phil, beat you to it. :) )

[Ranger Mom]

http://kit.netpoets.net/k-lol.gif

[sinton66]

Wait a minute, Jacket's team is the Chicken Ranch Girls, not the Call Girls. You guys gotta keep the story straight. :D :D :D

[3afan2K3]

I say we just start a new story.

[sinton66]

Ok by me. wink

[3afan2K3]

Ok any ideas?

[sinton66]

How about "If PPHSfan were president"?

[3afan2K3]

And the winner of the 2004 presidential race....PPHSFan...

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[JasperDog94]

...with his vice pres. Hillary Clinton. The first thing on their agenda is to...

[3afan2K3]

get rid of Hillary Clinton, and put the 3adownlow on the best servers in the world...

[sinton66]

PPHSFan's second official act was to outlaw COMMUNIST SOCCER and to make it a crime to mention it in public. :D :D :D

[Billy Boy]

I'll vote for that.

[slpybear the bullfan]

-LOL okay, I can help on this a little...

...Soon, soccer balls became antique collectors items. Soccer fields across America became city parks, golf courses, and PRACTICE FIELDS FOR FOOTBALL TEAMS.

And when President PPHSfan saw what great things he had wrought, he said, "Wait a minute... Football is our name! Grrr..."

So he hopped on AirForce1, jumped to UN HQ in NY and told Kofi Annan, "Give me the floor."

So, he stood up and said, "For many years America has tolerated the perversion of the word Football by the Soccer crowd. We will do so no longer. Soccer is Soccer. It is not FUUTBOL! All nations are hereby instructed to disassociate the word football from soccer. Or we will kick your A$$."

Then he turned to his Secretary of War, Sinton66 and said...

[SintonFan]

"you are in charge of the slanderous use of the word 'fuuutball'(lol), it is your responsibility to find all dissenters and put Uncle Sam's foot up their..."

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[sinton66]

....."Communist Pinko rear ends. Anybody that uses the word soccer in the same sentence with the glorious name of football is to be considered an enemy of our state and is to be beaten like a RED HEADED COMMUNIST ! " He then ordered his new Vice President, Slpybear to.....

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[slpybear the bullfan]

...call a special session of the US Senate to develop a formal law declaring that Football be an official American Icon and that a momument be raised.

The proposal on the monument was a big hit with the senators, especially when Vice President Slpybear said it had to include the Travelodge Bear in it. It was such a hot piece of legislation that Sentators SintonFan and RangerMom...

[sinton66]

.....co-authored an attachment calling for the monument to be 100 feet tall and feature a giant football decorated like the American Flag. It passed in both houses unanimously. It soon became apparent that.......

[District303aPastPlayer]

football was going to be named the official sport of the United States, and turkey legs would become more American than apple pie.

[SintonFan]

(As this was going on) The president of Turkeystan, fearing the unobstructed use of turkey legs, plotted to spike every turkey leg in the US with chocolate Ex-lax. He figured that his plan to stop the true football reign over the world would 'run' better then. Senator SintonFan, privy to this knowledge because of his CIA roots, covertly ordered a commando group to...

[sinton66]

......kidnap the leader of Turkeystan, paint him bright blue and ship him to Mexico to be used as a festive pinata. They intercepted the turkey legs just in time to prevent them from being contaminated. Senator SintonFan then ordered them to......

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[3afan2K3]

...the 3ADownlow Texas Stadium Tailgate party

[3afan2K3]

But then we noticed we had no BBQ pit to cook the turkey on....

[jason]

....until MIGHTY JASON came along with one and saved the day once again...

[slpybear the bullfan]

Senator RangerMom ran through a piece of quick legislation naming Jason a "True Hero to Turkeys in America."

Jason accepted the honor with high spirits... which he then consumed in the parking lot before boarding the bus home.

Meanwhile, Secretary of War, Sinton66, had decided that...

[crzyjournalist03]

topics that have been around this long and keep dying should be left alone, but unfortunately, not many people listened as...

[3afan2K3]

crzy is jealous that 3afan2K3 made the 100,000 post

[sinton66]

slpybear the bullfan:
Senator RangerMom ran through a piece of quick legislation naming Jason a "True Hero to Turkeys in America."

Jason accepted the honor with high spirits... which he then consumed in the parking lot before boarding the bus home.

Meanwhile, Secretary of War, Sinton66, had decided that...No one in our great nation was changing their underwear often enough. He advised President PPHSfan to issue an executive order that all citizens change their underwear daily. 3afan2k3 is to change with crzyjournalist, jason is to change with....

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[3afan2K3]

the member formally known as................................................ ........................ GoForIt...

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[jason]

...but jason refused to change them and only agreed to turn them inside out.... :D :D

[SINTON81]

And wore them to Las Vegas, where he went to a bacholar party and..... :D :D

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[crzyjournalist03]

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NOTE: The scene regarding Jason's Vegas trip has been edited due to the fact that it contained material which some may find objectionable for young children...

[Football GOD]

Had a few drinks with Michael Jackson and N'sync
at Wayne Newton's ranch all night long..he he
and then........

[District303aPastPlayer]

began to frolic in the toys while...

[ej2525]

Michael Jackson began to frolic with... eek!

[crzyjournalist03]

once again, this portion of the story must be edited out.

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[Football GOD]

monkey and the arabian camel while singing
the song BEAT IT!!!The camera man thn told him."
............

[UNFINISHED BUSINESS]

your're not from arond here, are you?

[UNFINISHED BUSINESS]

your're not from around here, are you? Then Calvin bit into his sausage wrap.

[lepfan]

And broke a tooth!!!

[jason]

and that was the only tooth he had left so now he only eats through a straw...

[pakrat]

Which fits him to a T. He always was a tea sip anyway, Which means...

[JasperDog94]

...he was smarter than anyone from A&M. But, still believing in the Tooth Fairy, he put the tooth under his pillow. He woke up the next morning, looked under his pillow and...

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[HoHoHo]

and got so mad he uinated on the bed. His wife walked in and

[Murphy Lee]

...tried to swap a dollar for the tooth, but she was too late because...

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