Need some marriage advice

[Gsquared]

So Mrs. Squared comes up with this absured household rule about not peeing in the kitchen sink. To me she is just nit picking , and I right to think that and just let it go?

[trojandad]

So Mrs. Squared comes up with this absured household rule about not peeing in the kitchen sink. To me she is just nit picking , and I right to think that and just let it go?

i would be a little embarrased if my wife peed in the sink, but i guess i could accomodate it.....what are the rules when company is there?

[Txbroadcaster]

So Mrs. Squared comes up with this absured household rule about not peeing in the kitchen sink. To me she is just nit picking , and I right to think that and just let it go?

piss on kitchen floor and when she gets mad say well u said I could not in the sink anymore

[trojandad]

piss on kitchen floor and when she gets mad say well u said I could not in the sink anymore

oh, you meant HIM......shoot, mine's just happy if its anywhere but the seat.....

[RoyceTTU]

So Mrs. Squared comes up with this absured household rule about not peeing in the kitchen sink. To me she is just nit picking , and I right to think that and just let it go?


Wow, you must be tall or have counter tops built for midgets :eek:

[Farmersfan]

The only rule about this in the Farmersfan household is that the dishes must be moved first........................

[trojandad]

Wow, you must be tall or have counter tops built for midgets :eek:

i never once thought that the sink might be a problem for some "vertically challenged".....we lived with no neighbors and my boys stepped off our back deck and watered this big pine tree every morning.....my oldest goes to college, gets in his frat house, steps out the back door out of habit and looks straight into the eyes of a campus policeman telling him "you whip that out and youll be sorry".....he later calls me saying "but dad, he DARED me"....thought i was never gonna be able to hold that laugh in before i got him off the phone.....

[Gsquared]

The only rule about this in the Farmersfan household is that the dishes must be moved first........................
Oh man, peeing in the sink when there are dishes in it is just plain nasty and not normal.

[jason]

i go outside with the dog when i let him out in the morning...
sometimes its the front yard, sometimes the back...

[Phantom Stang]

Oh man, peeing in the sink when there are dishes in it is just plain nasty and not normal.
It's perfectly fine as long as your wife cares about sanitation, and doesn't block the drain with dirty dishes.

[Matthew328]

My wife used to get mad at me for peeing in the shower, so I just started going number two in the shower and smushing it down the drain with my feet...then when I got out of the shower I'd drag my rear end across the carpet like the dog does...Once I did that she didn't get so mad about me peeing in the shower.

[Gsquared]

My wife used to get mad at me for peeing in the shower, so I just started going number two in the shower and smushing it down the drain with my feet...then when I got out of the shower I'd drag my rear end across the carpet like the dog does...Once I did that she didn't get so mad about me peeing in the shower.
OMG, now thats over the top. Funny, you looked totally sober when I saw you at the game last night. Something musta drastically changed somewhere along the line last night

[pero chato]

Not bragging or anything, but I found that the garbage disposal is sharp even when it's not running.

[trojandad]

Not bragging or anything, but I found that the garbage disposal is sharp even when it's not running.

yea, and its DEEP, too.....

[Matthew328]

OMG, now thats over the top. Funny, you looked totally sober when I saw you at the game last night. Something musta drastically changed somewhere along the line last night

LOL hey you gonna make it down to the game in San Antonio on the 17th?

[Gsquared]

LOL hey you gonna make it down to the game in San Antonio on the 17th?
Probably can make it. Ill be in Jasper the 16Th for WOS/Jasper. Im staying in some little bed and breakfast in Newton after the game and will probably get up early and head to San Antonio Saturday morning.

[bag-o-chips]

They don't call the pipe under the sink a P-Trap for nothing!!!

[44INAROW]

piss on kitchen floor and when she gets mad say well u said I could not in the sink anymore
OMG I literally laughed out loud on that one TXB :cheerl:

[44INAROW]

Not bragging or anything, but I found that the garbage disposal is sharp even when it's not running.
that reminds me of that joke - punch line "yep, that water's cold" and the other guy says "yep, and it's DEEP too" :)

[wimbo_pro]

If this is the same woman who insisted you get married during the football season...I dunno, man. It's not looking promising.

[UPanIN]

This is one SICK thread:ack!:

[Gsquared]

This is one SICK thread:ack!:
I agree. Funny how I ask for legitimate advice and the thread gets taken over by gross inapropriate stuff.

[bp80884]

So Mrs. Squared comes up with this absured household rule about not peeing in the kitchen sink. To me she is just nit picking , and I right to think that and just let it go?

What are you doing in the kitchen? That is where women belong?