This manhood choppin' has gotta stop!

[Cam]

It's time for us guys to start an organization to stop such barbaric acts...Maybe some new stricter laws or acts need to be passed. Must have a catchy name so ladies who get the urge to slice & dice might think twice. Here are some ideas on names:
1) Lobby for a "Penis Protection Plan"
2) Or maybe the "Pee Pee Please Don't Cut Off My Unit Act"
3) The "Bobbit Chop It Act"
4) Or the "Johnson Conservation Act"
5) The "Wenches Don't Cut Off My Inches Act"
6) The "It Really Hurts When You Do That Act"
7) The "Bad Behavior Beheading Act"

Testicles should be included:
8) The "I'd Like to Tote My Scrot Forever Act"
9) Or may, "My Nuts Are Precious To Me Act"
10) "Cut My Nuts And You'll Pay Act"

Anyway, if anyone got any better ideas, let's hear em'. I propose we use the Downlow (since it's already up and runnin') as a base website.
We could maybe call it, "The Protect Me Downlow Society" or something like that.
I nominate:
Sweetwater Red for President
G2 for Vice-President
PPHfan for Secretary of Scrot
Beast for Special Ops operations - main function to chase down any pecker or ball cutting criminals..
Orange Machine for Spiritual Advisor
Bullaholic for Ball Recovery Services....since he deals with bull castrations all the time this should fit him just fine.....
Rocket & Daddy D11 as Legal Advisors

Am I missin' anything??

[BEAST]

It's time for us guys to start an organization to stop such barbaric acts...Maybe some new stricter laws or acts need to be passed. Must have a catchy name so ladies who get the urge to slice & dice might think twice. Here are some ideas on names:
1) Lobby for a "Penis Protection Plan"
2) Or maybe the "Pee Pee Please Don't Cut Off My Unit Act"
3) The "Bobbit Chop It Act"
4) Or the "Johnson Conservation Act"
5) The "Wenches Don't Cut Off My Inches Act"
6) The "It Really Hurts When You Do That Act"
7) The "Bad Behavior Beheading Act"

Testicles should be included:
8) The "I'd Like to Tote My Scrot Forever Act"
9) Or may, "My Nuts Are Precious To Me Act"
10) "Cut My Nuts And You'll Pay Act"

Anyway, if anyone got any better ideas, let's hear em'. I propose we use the Downlow (since it's already up and runnin') as a base website.
We could maybe call it, "The Protect Me Downlow Society" or something like that.
I nominate:
Sweetwater Red for President
G2 for Vice-President
PPHfan for Secretary of Scrot
Beast for Special Ops operations - main function to chase down any pecker or ball cutting criminals..
Orange Machine for Spiritual Advisor
Bullaholic for Ball Recovery Services....since he deals with bull castrations all the time this should fit him just fine.....
Rocket & Daddy D11 as Legal Advisors

Am I missin' anything??


I love it Cam. I can handle special ops. Another title could be "No knife for the wife"




BEAST

[RoyceTTU]

It's time for us guys to start an organization to stop such barbaric acts...Maybe some new stricter laws or acts need to be passed. Must have a catchy name so ladies who get the urge to slice & dice might think twice. Here are some ideas on names:
1) Lobby for a "Penis Protection Plan"
2) Or maybe the "Pee Pee Please Don't Cut Off My Unit Act"
3) The "Bobbit Chop It Act"
4) Or the "Johnson Conservation Act"
5) The "Wenches Don't Cut Off My Inches Act"
6) The "It Really Hurts When You Do That Act"
7) The "Bad Behavior Beheading Act"

Testicles should be included:
8) The "I'd Like to Tote My Scrot Forever Act"
9) Or may, "My Nuts Are Precious To Me Act"
10) "Cut My Nuts And You'll Pay Act"

Anyway, if anyone got any better ideas, let's hear em'. I propose we use the Downlow (since it's already up and runnin') as a base website.
We could maybe call it, "The Protect Me Downlow Society" or something like that.
I nominate:
Sweetwater Red for President
G2 for Vice-President
PPHfan for Secretary of Scrot
Beast for Special Ops operations - main function to chase down any pecker or ball cutting criminals..
Orange Machine for Spiritual Advisor
Bullaholic for Ball Recovery Services....since he deals with bull castrations all the time this should fit him just fine.....
Rocket & Daddy D11 as Legal Advisors

Am I missin' anything??


I propose a theme song

Don't touch My Willie.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyqVEAWyoQo

[nobogey72]

There once was a boy named Cam,
Who once said "I'll be damn"
There is way too much choppin'
Of parts meant for floppin'
As a result, much shorter I am.

[Cam]

There once was a boy named Cam,
Who once said "I'll be damn"
There is way too much choppin'
Of parts meant for floppin'
As a result, much shorter I am.

now that's funny right there...I knew there was someone else out there with limerick talent.....nice job! :clap: