9 Words Women Use :)

[44INAROW]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...


(1) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever :
Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

[SintonPirateFan]

truer words have never been spoken!!

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by SintonPirateFan
truer words have never been spoken!! Words I have heard several times. :D

[Bullaholic]

Somebody knows a lot about women....

[GrTigers6]

And Dont forget "Come Here" Which 99.9% of the time means she has someting for you to do and doesnt include her!:D
But because of that .1% you go hoping that the next time will be the fun time! :D

[Ernest T Bass]

Why is a woman talking if she hasn't been asked a question in the first place?

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Why is a woman talking if she hasn't been asked a question in the first place? :stirpot:

[PPHSfan]

I read this to my wife as I was laughing.

She just looked at me.

I asked her what was wrong.

She said "nothing".

I told her it was just a joke.

She said "whatever".

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Why is a woman talking if she hasn't been asked a question in the first place?

The only question that is valid is "Do you want your sandwich now?"

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I read this to my wife as I was laughing.

She just looked at me.

I asked her what was wrong.

She said "nothing".

I told her it was just a joke.

She said "whatever". :fnypost:

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
The only question that is valid is "Do you want your sandwich now?" Or replace sandwhich with beer.:stirpot: :taunt:

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
Or replace sandwhich with beer.:stirpot: :taunt:

Haha yes, they may be used interchangeably

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
Haha yes, they may be used interchangeably

Lots of words are interchangable in that space.

[PPHSfan]

Question:

What do you do when you tell your wife you spent forty five hundred bucks on a 1950 ice cream truck, and she just looks at you?

[BaseballUmp]

Tell her happy birthday?

[nobogey72]

This is kind of changing the subject, but, does it bother any of yall for your wife to eat corny dogs out in public? It does me. I don't let mine.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Question:

What do you do when you tell your wife you spent forty five hundred bucks on a 1950 ice cream truck, and she just looks at you?

Ask her if dinner is ready? If she says no, then ask why she's still standing there. If she answers yes, then ask why her clothes are still on.

[Blastoderm55]

Originally posted by nobogey72
This is kind of changing the subject, but, does it bother any of yall for your wife to eat corny dogs out in public? It does me. I don't let mine.

If she shoves the hole thing in her mouth, yes. If she eats it like a lady, no.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by nobogey72
This is kind of changing the subject, but, does it bother any of yall for your wife to eat corny dogs out in public? It does me. I don't let mine.

Hell, that's how I pick a wife!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Hell, that's how I pick a wife!

*Insert swallow joke*

That how we know when ETB falls "head over heels".

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Hell, that's how I pick a wife!

comeback of the day..... funny stuff...............:D

[WildTexan972]

the worst words to EVER hear from a woman are......I DO



those words mean she has just agreed to about ruin your life and carry your nads in her purse....


(they also mean your sex life is almost OVER)

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by WildTexan972
the worst words to EVER hear from a woman are......I DO



those words mean she has just agreed to about ruin your life and carry your nads in her purse....


(they also mean your sex life is almost OVER) I disagree, My wife and I have been married 23 years on the 25th of this month and we still try to spend every minute possible together. I havent one time thought that I made a mistake and Thank God every day that I found the woman that I did. I dont know maybe we are just a special situation and not the norm, but I hope that their are others as happy as we are after that long!
I think if someone thinks their life is ruined when they get married didnt marry the right person. :thinking:
Just Saying!:)

[BwdLion73]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
I disagree, My wife and I have been married 23 years on the 25th of this month and we still try to spend every minute possible together. I havent one time thought that I made a mistake and Thank God every day that I found the woman that I did. I dont know maybe we are just a special situation and not the norm, but I hope that their are others as happy as we are after that long!
I think if someone thinks their life is ruined when they get married didnt marry the right person. :thinking:
Just Saying!:)

:clap: My 24th will be the 19th of this month. You just have to find one that will say the 5 special words that lets you know Beyond a doubt that she truly loves you.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
I disagree,.................I think if someone thinks their life is ruined when they get married didnt marry the right person. :thinking:
Just Saying!:)

I totally agree....... :)

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by BwdLion73
:clap: My 24th will be the 19th of this month. You just have to find one that will say the 5 special words that lets you know Beyond a doubt that she truly loves you.

OK I'll bite. What are those 5 special words?

[pero chato]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
I disagree, My wife and I have been married 23 years on the 25th of this month and we still try to spend every minute possible together. I havent one time thought that I made a mistake and Thank God every day that I found the woman that I did. I dont know maybe we are just a special situation and not the norm, but I hope that their are others as happy as we are after that long!
I think if someone thinks their life is ruined when they get married didnt marry the right person. :thinking:
Just Saying!:)

Does she always look over your shoulder while you post?

[BwdLion73]

Originally posted by nobogey72
OK I'll bite. What are those 5 special words?

Your kneeling on my hair.

[waterboy]

Heck, I've been married for 14-1/2 years and I never regretted it one iota. She must be a helluva woman to put up with me that long! :eek: ;) :D Oh,......and I haven't done without the fun stuff for more than 3 nights in a row since.:inlove:

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by pero chato
Does she always look over your shoulder while you post? No I have to make her read something if I want her to.:D

[SintonFan_inAustin]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE...


(1) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever :
Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3 2 & 5

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by waterboy
Heck, I've been married for 14-1/2 years and I never regretted it one iota. She must be a helluva woman to put up with me that long! :eek: ;) :D Oh,......and I haven't done without the fun stuff for more than 3 nights in a row since.:inlove:

Hydrocodone????? Oh, I get it. nm

[waterboy]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Hydrocodone????? Oh, I get it. nm
LOL..:clap: Nope.......I graduated to the good stuff....:D Let's just say "headaches" have never been a problem.;)

[Cam]

"Phrases" I hear the most from my wife:

1) Can you stick the dishes in the dishwasher?
2) Are you crazy?
3) NO!
4) Can you fold the clothes in the dryer?
5) We need to clean house....
6) OK, let me go to the bathroom and crap some money so you can buy it.....
7) Pendejo!
8) Viejo chingow!
9) (via cell phone) I'm in the neighborhood so come get the groceries out of the car.....
10) Can you undo my bra strap?.....(and after strugglin' with the hooks on her bra)....comes, "Why is it so hard for you, all my boyfriends didn't have any problems!"
11) Will you scratch my back?
12) Did you just fart?
13) What took you so long?
14) Where have you been?
15) I can't believe you forgot my Coke!
16) You're such a pig!
17) Can you come catch this fly in kitchen? (and yes, I am the official fly catcher of the house....I can catch those things with my bare hands!)
18) Yeah right!
19) I don't want to watch that! (shortly followed by)
20) Give me the remote!
21) Did you leave this glass here??
22) And every once in awhile...."I love you"!:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by WildTexan972
the worst words to EVER hear from a woman are......I DO



those words mean she has just agreed to about ruin your life and carry your nads in her purse....


(they also mean your sex life is almost OVER)

Nah, you got one of the "bad ones". Any woman who uses sex to control her husband is evil.

We've been together almost 20 years and many things are much better now than when we were adult kids.:cool:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Cam
"Phrases" I hear the most from my wife:

1) Can you stick the dishes in the dishwasher?
2) Are you crazy?
3) NO!
4) Can you fold the clothes in the dryer?
5) We need to clean house....
6) OK, let me go to the bathroom and crap some money so you can buy it.....
7) Pendejo!
8) Viejo chingow!
9) (via cell phone) I'm in the neighborhood so come get the groceries out of the car.....
10) Can you undo my bra strap?.....(and after strugglin' with the hooks on her bra)....comes, "Why is it so hard for you, all my boyfriends didn't have any problems!"
11) Will you scratch my back?
12) Did you just fart?
13) What took you so long?
14) Where have you been?
15) I can't believe you forgot my Coke!
16) You're such a pig!
17) Can you come catch this fly in kitchen? (and yes, I am the official fly catcher of the house....I can catch those things with my bare hands!)
18) Yeah right!
19) I don't want to watch that! (shortly followed by)
20) Give me the remote!
21) Did you leave this glass here??
22) And every once in awhile...."I love you"!:D

You should start a thread on that! It would be interesting on what we all hear.:clap:

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by waterboy
LOL..:clap: Nope.......I graduated to the good stuff....:D Let's just say "headaches" have never been a problem.;) What ya do is Drop a couple of tylenol in her mouth at bedtime and when she spits them out and says, " why did you do that, I dont have a headache?" Thats when you say good, want to have sex? :D

[GrTigers6]

Not that I ever had to do that:D

[greendawg84]

Originally posted by Cam
"Phrases" I hear the most from my wife:

1) Can you stick the dishes in the dishwasher?
2) Are you crazy?
3) NO!
4) Can you fold the clothes in the dryer?
5) We need to clean house....
6) OK, let me go to the bathroom and crap some money so you can buy it.....
7) Pendejo!
8) Viejo chingow!
9) (via cell phone) I'm in the neighborhood so come get the groceries out of the car.....
10) Can you undo my bra strap?.....(and after strugglin' with the hooks on her bra)....comes, "Why is it so hard for you, all my boyfriends didn't have any problems!"
11) Will you scratch my back?
12) Did you just fart?
13) What took you so long?
14) Where have you been?
15) I can't believe you forgot my Coke!
16) You're such a pig!
17) Can you come catch this fly in kitchen? (and yes, I am the official fly catcher of the house....I can catch those things with my bare hands!)
18) Yeah right!
19) I don't want to watch that! (shortly followed by)
20) Give me the remote!
21) Did you leave this glass here??
22) And every once in awhile...."I love you"!:D

23) yes you can hold them for a few minutes , then put them back in my purse!