Cam, Do you know why they dont play poker in Africa?

[Gsquared]

To many cheetahs

[Cam]

Originally posted by Gsquared
To many cheetahs

LOL!!:clap:

A Horse Walks Into A Bar
A horse walks into a bar, he sits down and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The second horse walks in with jumper cables attached to it's head, he sits down, and the bartender says, "I don't mind the long face, but don't u go and try to start anything!"

[Cam]

Poor Floyd. He was a little shy guy who finally decided it was time to get out and meet the ladies. So, he ventures out to the local swimmin' hole, jumps into about 4 foot of water, and soon after is approached by a gorgeous gal who was doing it on a dare from her girly friends. They got to talkin' and flirtin' then suddenly the gal decides it's time to make her move. Unknowing to Floyd, she begins to reach for his crotch. At that same instant, a huge snake swims between them underwater. The gal grabs the snake unknowingly, and with a surprised look on her face saids to Floyd, "Oh my gosh, and you're such a little fellow!"........:D

[PPHSfan]

Three guys are walking down the street.

Two of them walk into a bar.

The third one was a midget.