Speaking of Viagra.... [Archive] - Texas DownLow Forum

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 03:45 PM

I went to the post office one day for the office and had to pick up a box that was addressed to my bosses wife, (who is my direct supervisor).

When I got the box I looked to see who it was from and it said, "Viagrafix"....I read it as Viagra Fix and was so embarrassed to have to hand it to her....thinking they must be having trouble in "boudoir!!"

Anyway...she said, "Oh good, I have been waiting on this!!!"

I didn't really know what to say, so I just stood there! She said, "come over here a see what you think" as she was ripping open the package!!

She pulled out CD/DVD and stuck it in her computer.....I thought I was fixin to have to watch how it worked....IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!

It was some kind of printing program....the box actually said, "Via Grafix!":D :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
LOL nice RM :)

You notice not a single man has dared post on here!!!

Silly boys!!!:hand:

BEAST

05-19-2011, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You notice not a single man has dared post on here!!!

Silly boys!!!:hand:
Dont need it. But, if I did, I wouldnt have a problem talking about it. If it keeps the flames burning, so be it.

BEAST

garciap77

05-19-2011, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I went to the post office one day for the office and had to pick up a box that was addressed to my bosses wife, (who is my direct supervisor).

When I got the box I looked to see who it was from and it said, "Viagrafix"....I read it as Viagra Fix and was so embarrassed to have to hand it to her....thinking they must be having trouble in "boudoir!!"

Anyway...she said, "Oh good, I have been waiting on this!!!"

I didn't really know what to say, so I just stood there! She said, "come over here a see what you think" as she was ripping open the package!!

She pulled out CD/DVD and stuck it in her computer.....I thought I was fixin to have to watch how it worked....IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!

It was some kind of printing program....the box actually said, "Via Grafix!":D :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ernest T Bass

05-19-2011, 03:51 PM

Wouldn't bother me one bit. Hell, I've thought about trying it just for the hell of it. But the whole 4 hour thing kinda scares me.
I'd take a helluva lot more pride in finding a way to keep her happy than in hiding the fact that I have a problem.

GrTigers6

05-19-2011, 03:53 PM

I dont need it either, yet. I just didnt want to be the first one in this. Like I was too eager, No offense Beast. :D

STANG RED

05-19-2011, 03:53 PM

The last 2 threads you started are "Speaking of Viagra", and "Keep it Up".:eek: Easy to see where your mind is RM :D

Ernest T Bass

05-19-2011, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by STANG RED
The last 2 threads you started are "Speaking of Viagra", and "Keep it Up".:eek: Easy to see where your mind is RM :D

She'll be sleeping good tonight!

Roughneck93

05-19-2011, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Wouldn't bother me one bit. Hell, I've thought about trying it just for the hell of it. But the whole 4 hour thing kinda scares me.
I'd take a helluva lot more pride in finding a way to keep her happy than in hiding the fact that I have a problem.

Lol! The four hour warning gets me too. And I wouldn't have a problem admitting it if had to use it.

Old LB

05-19-2011, 03:55 PM

Cialis is the way to go from what I hear, haven't tried any of it as of yet. When the time comes you can beat I will have a steady supply and won't be ashamed of it either.

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
She'll be sleeping good tonight! :clap: :clap: :clap:

I have never needed it. Can't scratch it with a nail!

If it was needed I would use it though and wouldn't give 2 sheets who knew.

lostaussie

05-19-2011, 03:59 PM

its kinda like the joke.................If an erection lasts more than 4 hours you may want to call your doctor.................doctor hell, I'm calling EVERYBODY:D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:05 PM

My husband doesn't need it yet either......BUT, we got our hands on some samples, so we decided why not??

WOW!!!

I love being able to go 3 or 4 rounds deep in the playoffs!!!! (Now it's sports related!)

I used to laugh at the commercials......no more!!!!

Cialis, Viagra and Levitra all seem the same....36 hr Cialis is pretty cool I guess.....but I gotta sleep at some point!!!!!

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by lostaussie
its kinda like the joke.................If an erection lasts more than 4 hours you may want to call your doctor.................doctor hell, I'm calling EVERYBODY:D :spitlol: :fnypost:

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 04:07 PM

lostaussie

05-19-2011, 04:07 PM

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by bobcat1
:1omg!: :tmi: :2thumbsup

Yeah.....it probably is!

And I edited it I don't know how many times!!!

Hubby don't care....he was as shocked as the results as I was!!!! :)

lostaussie

05-19-2011, 04:11 PM

You got a couple them "samples" you could mail to East Texas:D

Bullaholic

05-19-2011, 04:12 PM

garcia is gonna run out of :eek: on this one....:D

44INAROW

05-19-2011, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
She pulled out CD/DVD and stuck it in her computer.....I thought I was fixin to have to watch how it worked....IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!

It was some kind of printing program....the box actually said, "Via Grafix!":D :D

That's some shunny-fit............. :D :D :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by lostaussie
You got a couple them "samples" you could mail to East Texas:D

LOL!! I am well supplied in the sample department.

A prescription for any of those is not cheap!!

I have a couple of friends who work for drug companies, they are the ones who got me the samples.

Cam

05-19-2011, 04:18 PM

what's viagra?? Is it a vitamin??????

garciap77

05-19-2011, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My husband doesn't need it yet either......BUT, we got our hands on some samples, so we decided why not??

WOW!!!

I love being able to go 3 or 4 rounds deep in the playoffs!!!! (Now it's sports related!)

I used to laugh at the commercials......no more!!!!

Cialis, Viagra and Levitra all seem the same....36 hr Cialis is pretty cool I guess.....but I gotta sleep at some point!!!!!

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garciap77

05-19-2011, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by Cam
what's viagra?? Is it a vitamin??????

YES:D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by garciap77
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OMG!! That made me laugh so hard!!!!

Bullaholic

05-19-2011, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
OMG!! That made me laugh so hard!!!!

Me too, +1 to garcia....:D and +1 to RM for yet another probably unintended pun. :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Me too, +1 to garcia....:D and +1 to RM for yet another probably unintended pun. :D

Yeah.....I caught it the second time I read it!!:doh:

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah.....I caught it the second time I read it!!:doh: Took me a couple of times too! :clap: :clap: :clap:

ccmom

05-19-2011, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by lostaussie
You got a couple them "samples" you could mail to East Texas:D

I guess East Texas speed isn't always a good thing, huh? :thinking: :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by ccmom
I guess East Texas speed isn't always a good thing, huh? :thinking: :D

ROFL!!!!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by ccmom
I guess East Texas speed isn't always a good thing, huh? :thinking: :D :spitlol: :spitlol: :spitlol:

CenTexSports

05-19-2011, 05:21 PM

I changed blood pressure medices several years ago and it had one un-related side effect. I tried all three and Cialas is definitly the best. Viagra gave me migranes and turned everything blue.

My wife solved the problem when she decided I didn't need it because she didn't want it.

Oh well, maybe my next wife will be more receptive.

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 06:09 PM

Hilarious thread!:clap: :clap:
:D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
Hilarious thread!:clap: :clap:
:D

I had a slow day at the office!!

Watch out....tomorrow I will be the only one there!!!!:eek: :eek:

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I had a slow day at the office!!

Watch out....tomorrow I will be the only one there!!!!:eek: :eek:

Aww Man!
RM story time! Sweet!:clap: ;) :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
Aww Man!
RM story time! Sweet!:clap: ;) :D

LOL!! We definitely need to set up a "chat night" one night real soon!!

I miss those!!!

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!! We definitely need to set up a "chat night" one night real soon!!

I miss those!!!

You could sell books!

Call them "Chicken $hits from the Low".;)

Cam

05-19-2011, 09:52 PM

All this talk about Viagra and stuff popped a limerick into my head:

When Yukon Cornelius just feels a bit limp,
Go see your doctor and give him the hint.
Just pop the pills and get ready for action,
Come home whip it out and check her reaction.
Bed bugs will be flyin' and so will the lint!!!

bobcat1

05-19-2011, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I had a slow day at the office!!

Watch out....tomorrow I will be the only one there!!!!:eek: :eek: Send me some links of what you look at all day. I need to get them to the Mrs. :D

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by bobcat1
Send me some links of what you look at all day. I need to get them to the Mrs. :D

LOL!!! WHAT??:confused:

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Cam
All this talk about Viagra and stuff popped a limerick into my head:

When Yukon Cornelius just feels a bit limp,
Go see your doctor and give him the hint.
Just pop the pills and get ready for action,
Come home whip it out and check her reaction.
Bed bugs will be flyin' and so will the lint!!!

lol
Good shtuff!;) :clap:

poisoned10

05-19-2011, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by ccmom
I guess East Texas speed isn't always a good thing, huh? :thinking: :D

It's a sprint, not a marathon.

Some people are better at the 110m hurdles than the 300m hurdles. (So it's sports related.)

Ranger Mom

05-19-2011, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by poisoned10
It's a sprint, not a marathon.

Some people are better at the 110m hurdles than the 300m hurdles. (So it's sports related.)

I've always preferred the long distance races.....especially cross country!!!:p

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 10:57 PM

Cross country is over-rated unless it has peaks and valleys.:p

Never underestimate the value of a good trainer! (Those that are single I'm sure are "self-trained")

I'm proud I kept this spirts-related.:clap:

ccmom

05-19-2011, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan

I'm proud I kept this spirts-related.:clap: :eek: :spitlol:

BaseballUmp

05-19-2011, 11:05 PM

SintonFan

05-19-2011, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by ccmom
:eek: :spitlol:

:doh: :doh: :doh:

The "i" is right next to the"o".:evillol:

poisoned10

05-19-2011, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
:doh: :doh: :doh:

The "i" is right next to the"o".:evillol:

I'm usually the person behind the "o"!

:D

bolshavik

05-20-2011, 07:48 AM

Now we are talking. I don't need it but prefer Cialis over Viagra when Wife and I partake in the Sexual Olympics. Fun stuff..Sex is a great Cardio workout for all you people out there that wanna get in a lil better shape :)

garciap77

05-20-2011, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by ccmom
I guess East Texas speed isn't always a good thing, huh? :thinking: :D

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GUNHO

05-20-2011, 08:37 AM

Let me jump in here for a sec.I do need the help but none of them really help.Went so far as trying injection with little success.Guess I could get the implant pump if the wife insisted.:D

On second thought...maybe it was the twenty dollar a pill that got me out of the mood.:D

garciap77

05-20-2011, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by GUNHO
Let me jump in here for a sec.I do need the help but none of them really help.Went so far as trying injection with little success.Guess I could get the implant pump if the wife insisted.:D

On second thought...maybe it was the twenty dollar a pill that got me out of the mood.:D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ranger Mom

05-20-2011, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by GUNHO

On second thought...maybe it was the twenty dollar a pill that got me out of the mood.:D

Thank goodness for samples and the fact that I am close personal friends with someone that works for a drug rep!!:D

garciap77

05-20-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Thank goodness for samples and the fact that I am close personal friends with someone that works for a drug rep!!:D

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slingshot

05-20-2011, 09:52 AM

Rabid Cougar

05-20-2011, 10:44 AM

Three more months of Afghanistan. I sure as hell won't need it when I get home.

garciap77

05-20-2011, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by Rabid Cougar
Three more months of Afghanistan. I sure as hell won't need it when I get home.

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BEAST

05-20-2011, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Rabid Cougar
Three more months of Afghanistan. I sure as hell won't need it when I get home.

Chicka chicka bowaw!!!!

BEAST

Eagle 1

05-20-2011, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Viagra gave me migranes and turned everything blue.

That's what it is suppose to do right?
Blue steel, a cat can't scratch it. :D

Damn, speaking of the "playoffs".....I guess my wife doesn't know how lucky she is. :2thumbsup

raider red 2000

05-20-2011, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
Cross country is over-rated unless it has peaks and valleys.:p

Never underestimate the value of a good trainer! (Those that are single I'm sure are "self-trained")

I'm proud I kept this spirts-related.:clap:

i was thinking you were talking about the kenendale thread for a second.

waterboy

05-20-2011, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by garciap77
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:clap: I already have ENOUGH endurance! I don't need nothing extra.......my wife wouldn't be able to keep up!:D Thought I'd try it so I got some samples from my Doc of Viagra and Levitra so I kinda know the reaction...:doh: I coulda crushed diamonds into a fine powder with it....:eek: She's happy that it can't be scratched already....:cool:

garciap77

05-20-2011, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
:clap: I already have ENOUGH endurance! I don't need nothing extra.......my wife wouldn't be able to keep up!:D Thought I'd try it so I got some samples from my Doc of Viagra and Levitra so I kinda know the reaction...:doh: I coulda crushed diamond into a fine powder with it....:eek: She's happy that it can't be scratched already....:cool:

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BwdLion73

05-20-2011, 03:34 PM

Well in my case right now getting viagra would be like buying a DVD player and getting home to find out you didnt have a T.V.!!

:doh: ;)

Ranger Mom

05-20-2011, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by BwdLion73
Well in my case right now getting viagra would be like buying a DVD player and getting home to find out you didnt have a T.V.!!

:doh: ;)

:confused: :confused: I'm afraid to even ask!!:thinking:

Old LB

05-20-2011, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by BwdLion73
Well in my case right now getting viagra would be like buying a DVD player and getting home to find out you didnt have a T.V.!!

:doh: ;)

Friend of mine said to be sure you DO NOT make that mistake, apparently the whole 4 hour deal is for real. He says to make sure you have a for sure "date" before you take the little blue pills. :D

Ranger Mom

05-20-2011, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Old LB
Friend of mine said to be sure you DO NOT make that mistake, apparently the whole 4 hour deal is for real. He says to make sure you have a for sure "date" before you take the little blue pills. :D

That is so NOT right!!!

It doesn't work like that....there has to be SOME stimulation....unless his date is himself!!:thinking:

If anyone has a 4 hr one, then they have some underlying condition where they probably shouldn't even be taking it in the first place.

Wow....so many "urban legends" out there!!!

nobogey72

05-20-2011, 04:34 PM

When I get my prescription filled I always get some Ben Gay also while I'm at the drugstore. You know..... in case my arms get sore:D

waterboy

05-20-2011, 04:37 PM

How about one that goes 4 times? Is there something wrong with that?:eek: What if she gets four cookies to your one? What then?:eek:

Ranger Mom

05-20-2011, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
How about one that goes 4 times? Is there something wrong with that?:eek:

No complaint here!

waterboy

05-20-2011, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No complaint here!
:doh: Whew! I thought something was wrong.....:eek: :D

garciap77

05-20-2011, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That is so NOT right!!!

It doesn't work like that....there has to be SOME stimulation....unless his date is himself!!:thinking:

If anyone has a 4 hr one, then they have some underlying condition where they probably shouldn't even be taking it in the first place.

Wow....so many "urban legends" out there!!!

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garciap77

05-20-2011, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
How about one that goes 4 times? Is there something wrong with that?:eek: What if she gets four cookies to your one? What then?:eek:

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Bullaholic

05-20-2011, 04:50 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That is so NOT right!!!

It doesn't work like that....there has to be SOME stimulation....unless his date is himself!!:thinking:

If anyone has a 4 hr one, then they have some underlying condition where they probably shouldn't even be taking it in the first place.

Wow....so many "urban legends" out there!!!

You know, RM.....Dr. Ruth is getting on in years----you might have a secondary vocation just waiting for you....:D

garciap77

05-20-2011, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
You know, RM.....Dr. Ruth is getting on in years----you might have a secondary vocation just waiting for you....:D

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SintonFan

05-20-2011, 07:30 PM

Seriously LMAO on this thread!:D :D :D

BwdLion73

05-20-2011, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:confused: :confused: I'm afraid to even ask!!:thinking:

:p

LionFan72

05-21-2011, 09:05 AM

This is a feel good thread, not just sure for whom...........lmao! From what I understand, it is a recreational drug, not theraputic. For those with issues, sorry for you, for those with recreation on the brain, just smile!

WOS1

05-21-2011, 09:12 AM

RM, if your husband doesn't need it, he should be OK with just a half of a pill (speaking of Viagra). Next time ya'll are in the mood, have him take a half and you take a half... and let the magic happen... It works the same way for women... trust me! ;) ;) ;)

sinton66

05-21-2011, 12:53 PM

I couldn't take Cialis. I only have one bathtub and it's indoors.

crzyjournalist03

05-21-2011, 10:21 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

:devil: :taunt:

BwdLion73

05-21-2011, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by sinton66
I couldn't take Cialis. I only have one bathtub and it's indoors.

:D

garciap77

05-21-2011, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by WOS1
RM, if your husband doesn't need it, he should be OK with just a half of a pill (speaking of Viagra). Next time ya'll are in the mood, have him take a half and you take a half... and let the magic happen... It works the same way for women... trust me! ;) ;) ;)

:eek:

Antec

05-29-2011, 08:57 PM

Advice needed

Would like your advice
My doctor just prescribed me Viagra and I'm kind of scared to try it

Any reassurance from yall would be appreciated

I'm on several medications for mental health issues but she said its safe for me to take
Thanks for your advice

eagles_victory

05-29-2011, 09:01 PM

Is there any kind of medicine that works the opposite way. Im going to see CCmom in a couple weeks and when I saw her at the state tournament well don't make me say it, but needless to say I don't want to have wood for so long I could get termites any suggestions.

LionFan72

05-29-2011, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by eagles_victory
Is there any kind of medicine that works the opposite way. Im going to see CCmom in a couple weeks and when I saw her at the state tournament well don't make me say it, but needless to say I don't want to have wood for so long I could get termites any suggestions.

Dude. just pull the sack off her head, that ought to cure it!!!!!!!!!!!

eagles_victory

05-29-2011, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by LionFan72
Dude. just pull the sack off her head, that ought to cure it!!!!!!!!!!! You must be sadly mistaken my good man.

LionFan72

05-30-2011, 03:05 PM

Just a joke man, no offense intended, have a great weekend! Just an open ended question I could not let pass, my bad!

Looking4number8

05-30-2011, 05:47 PM

CCmom is beautiful, fabulous and she's my favorite granddaughter????

eagles_victory

05-30-2011, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by LionFan72
Just a joke man, no offense intended, have a great weekend! Just an open ended question I could not let pass, my bad! Plenty taken.

Cam

06-01-2011, 05:10 PM

Can Viagra be given to a dog? My yellow lab won't give it up to my chocolate lab.....She goes in heat....he gets blue balls!! That poor fella jumps on her and she growls and squats down. Does it everytime and she's now 4 years old and never had pups... He's left givin' the surrounding breeze one hell of a hump....Maybe if she saw what Viagra does she would change her mind....One things for sure, I don't ever do yard work on my hands and knees during my doggies heat cycle.....pos yo no se.....