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Cam
05-12-2011, 01:48 PM
I just slapped my drink off my desk! I literally just sat down at my desk to eat and within seconds little bastard Mr. Knat starts hoverin' round my food! How do they do that? How do they know so quickly? .......:confused:

greendawg84
05-12-2011, 02:52 PM
Well ifin you eat like your son they can smell that amount of food from a long ways..... suprised you dont have Buzzards within a few minutes :D

BEAST
05-12-2011, 02:54 PM
Isnt it gnats not knats?




BEAST

PPHSfan
05-12-2011, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by BEAST
Isnt it gnats not knats?




BEAST

It's a Cam thing.

BEAST
05-12-2011, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
It's a Cam thing.


I was waiting for a limmerick about gnats or knats.




BEAST

Cam
05-12-2011, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by BEAST
Isnt it gnats not knats?




BEAST

by golly Beaster, you're right! Damn english language always screws me up. If it were really up to me, I'd spell it nats!!! I mean you don't see nuts spelled gnuts do ya or gonads spelled gognads??? What crazy Euro dude came up with this anyway?

plus you gotta remember...I get confused since I know 5 languages...cut me some slack.....

BEAST
05-12-2011, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Cam
by golly Beaster, you're right! Damn english language always screws me up. If it were really up to me, I'd spell it nats!!! I mean you don't see nuts spelled gnuts do ya or gonads spelled gognads??? What crazy Euro dude came up with this anyway?

plus you gotta remember...I get confused since I know 5 languages...cut me some slack.....

My personal favorite is gognads. LOL. You are a funny dude Cam.




BEAST

Cam
05-12-2011, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by BEAST
I was waiting for a limmerick about gnats or knats.




BEAST

OK FINE!...if you insist....

They're tiny and quick they're little ol' gnats,
They're not real picky can be food can be crap.
You try and swat em' to no avail,
They just keep comin' to any smell.
They're on your ass after runnin' laps!!

bolshavik
05-12-2011, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by BEAST
Isnt it gnats not knats?




BEAST

Let's have a spelling contest..lol...

Cam
05-13-2011, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by bolshavik
Let's have a spelling contest..lol...

That reminds me of a Three Stooges episode where Curly is being taught to spell. Went something like this:

Teacher: "Can you spell cat?"
Curly: "Cat....K.I.T.T.Y......pussy!"
Teacher: "No No No!"

teetle
05-13-2011, 01:15 PM
They bes a small 2 winged biting fly.:D :eek: :eek: :D

Reds fan
05-13-2011, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by teetle
They bes a small 2 winged biting fly.:D :eek: :eek: :D Ya' meens noseeums?