For the Record since it's getting warm.

[PPHSfan]

Barbecue is the pit, not the food.

Grill is what you do on the barbecue, (grill is a verb, not a noun).

There is no such thing as barbecue sauce, it's just sauce.

Ribs are not supposed to (fall off) the bone. If they do, you did not grill them properly.

Sausage is made from pork.

Brisket is the only true meat for the barbecue. Everything else is a side item.

Potato-salad is made from red new potatoes, not big ugly brown Idaho spuds.

It's Cole Slaw, not Cold Slaw.

If you can eat more than one bite of it without a beverage, it's not hot enough.

Good beans don't come in a can.

Proper attire and sharp knives are necessary for success.

If you disagree with anything written above, you're probably a Yankee.

[BaseballUmp]

Barbecue Elitist

[coach]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
Barbecue Elitist

Cole slaw is called something else where I grew up but I can't say it on here

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by PPHSfan


Sausage is made from pork.



But G2 told me his favorite food is duck sausage? :confused:

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
But G2 told me his favorite food is duck sausage? :confused:
You like duck sausage with whip cream dont you?

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
But G2 told me his favorite food is duck sausage? :confused:

no he said he likes to duck sausage in jail

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
no he said he likes to duck sausage in jail
I've heard prison sausage is pretty good too

[oldtownag]

Barbecue is the pit, not the food. - Ok

Grill is what you do on the barbecue, (grill is a verb, not a noun). - A Grill is where you cook a steak. You barbecue in a pit.

There is no such thing as barbecue sauce, it's just sauce. - Bull

Ribs are not supposed to (fall off) the bone. If they do, you did not grill them properly. - There you go with the Grill thing again.

Sausage is made from pork. - Good sausage is made from pork. Sausage can be made from venison, beef, and other meats.

Brisket is the only true meat for the barbecue. Everything else is a side item. - One word - Pork!

Potato-salad is made from red new potatoes, not big ugly brown Idaho spuds. - Huh?

It's Cole Slaw, not Cold Slaw. - Are you from Carolina?

If you can eat more than one bite of it without a beverage, it's not hot enough. - No comment

Good beans don't come in a can. - Yep

Proper attire and sharp knives are necessary for success.

If you disagree with anything written above, you're probably a Yankee. - Or you my friend are mis-informed.

[turbostud]

In Daytona at Bike Week at the Cabbage Patch Bar they have Cole Slaw Wrestling.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I've heard prison sausage is pretty good too


:eek:

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by PPHSfan


Potato-salad is made from red new potatoes, not big ugly brown Idaho spuds.

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this. I know people that don't think it's a big deal, but it is.

[Old LB]

If you gotta put sauce on it, you're not cookin it right. :thinking:

[Reds fan]

Originally posted by Old LB
If you gotta put sauce on it, you're not cookin it right. :thinking: That is the truth!

[Roughneck93]

Originally posted by Old LB
If you gotta put sauce on it, you're not cookin it right. :thinking:
:iagree:

[Pendragon13]

I agree with oldtownag's ammendments to the original..

[Gsquared]

I did some decent ribs last weekend. One thing I did that was wrong, my rub is brown sugar base. I put the rub on the back side of the ribs and just cooked them laying down on the grate. Burnt the back side of the ribs, top where the meat is was fine. Think next time I need to use a couple of rib racks.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I did some decent ribs last weekend. One thing I did that was wrong, my rub is brown sugar base. I put the rub on the back side of the ribs and just cooked them laying down on the grate. Burnt the back side of the ribs, top where the meat is was fine. Think next time I need to use a couple of rib racks.
Oh and ETB came over to eat. That dude brought a movie with him. Freaking brough "Ghost", seriously. How gay would it have been to have three dudes sittin the couch together watchin Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze playin around in wet clay?

[Ernest T Bass]

Hey, you're the one who kept trying to put your hand in the popcorn bucket at the same time I did.
But when G2 said that watching them play in wet clay made him wanna "play in the mud", I was gone!

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Hey, you're the one who kept trying to put your hand in the popcorn bucket at the same time I did.
But when G2 said that watching them play in wet clay made him wanna "play in the mud", I was gone!
Thats cuz the popcorn bucket was in my lap and I had the Pee Wee Herman popcorn bucket thing goin on. Was pretty awesome everytime you grabbed a hand full of popcorn though.

[Ernest T Bass]

That was YOUR lap? The way you two were all tangled up, I couldn't tell who's lap is was in.

[Gsquared]

:eek:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Oh and ETB came over to eat. That dude brought a movie with him. Freaking brough "Ghost", seriously. How gay would it have been to have three dudes sittin the couch together watchin Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze playin around in wet clay?

:thinking:Gsquared = Ernest T Bass = G2 :thinking:

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by garciap77
:thinking:Gsquared = Ernest T Bass = G2 :thinking:
Hmmm, you might be on to somethin . :thinking: You should ask to see photos.