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05-09-2011, 10:14 AM
Best Season Ever for Survivor Coming Up Reply
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Next Season on Survivor
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
Three men and women Legislators will be dropped in an elementary school
classroom for 1 school year. Each legislator will be provided with a copy of
his/her school district's curriculum, and a class of 20-25 students.
Each class will have a minimum of five learning-disabled children, three with
A.D.H.D., one gifted child, and two who speak limited English. Three students
will be labeled with severe behavior problems.
Each legislator must complete lesson plans at least 3 days in advance, with
annotations for curriculum objectives and modify, organize, or create their
materials accordingly. They will be required to teach students, handle
misconduct, implement technology, document attendance, write referrals, correct
homework, make bulletin boards, compute grades, complete report cards, document
benchmarks, communicate with parents, and arrange parent conferences. They must
also stand in their doorway between class changes to monitor the hallways.
In addition, they will complete fire drills, tornado drills, and [Code Red]
drills.
They must attend workshops, faculty meetings, and attend curriculum development
meetings. They must also tutor students who are behind and strive to get their 2
non-English speaking children proficient enough to take standardized tests. If
they are sick or having a bad day they must not let it show.
Each day they must incorporate reading, writing, math, science, and social
studies into the program. They must maintain discipline and provide an
educationally stimulating environment to motivate students at all times. If all
students do not wish to cooperate, work, or learn, the teacher will be held
responsible.
The legislators will only have access to the public golf course on the weekends,
but with their new salary, they will not be able to afford it. There will be no
access to lobbyists who want to take them out to lunch, and lunch will be
limited to thirty minutes, which is not counted as part of their work day. The
legislators will be permitted to use a student restroom, as long as another
survival candidate can supervise their class..
If the copier is operable, they may make copies of necessary materials before,
or after, school. However, they cannot surpass their monthly limit of copies.
The legislators must continually advance their education, at their expense, and
on their own time.
The winner of this Season of Survivor will be allowed to return to his/her job.
Pass this to your friends who think teaching is easy, and to the ones that know
it is hard.
You might even send it to your Legislators to see if they want to volunteer to be on the episode???
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Next Season on Survivor
Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
Three men and women Legislators will be dropped in an elementary school
classroom for 1 school year. Each legislator will be provided with a copy of
his/her school district's curriculum, and a class of 20-25 students.
Each class will have a minimum of five learning-disabled children, three with
A.D.H.D., one gifted child, and two who speak limited English. Three students
will be labeled with severe behavior problems.
Each legislator must complete lesson plans at least 3 days in advance, with
annotations for curriculum objectives and modify, organize, or create their
materials accordingly. They will be required to teach students, handle
misconduct, implement technology, document attendance, write referrals, correct
homework, make bulletin boards, compute grades, complete report cards, document
benchmarks, communicate with parents, and arrange parent conferences. They must
also stand in their doorway between class changes to monitor the hallways.
In addition, they will complete fire drills, tornado drills, and [Code Red]
drills.
They must attend workshops, faculty meetings, and attend curriculum development
meetings. They must also tutor students who are behind and strive to get their 2
non-English speaking children proficient enough to take standardized tests. If
they are sick or having a bad day they must not let it show.
Each day they must incorporate reading, writing, math, science, and social
studies into the program. They must maintain discipline and provide an
educationally stimulating environment to motivate students at all times. If all
students do not wish to cooperate, work, or learn, the teacher will be held
responsible.
The legislators will only have access to the public golf course on the weekends,
but with their new salary, they will not be able to afford it. There will be no
access to lobbyists who want to take them out to lunch, and lunch will be
limited to thirty minutes, which is not counted as part of their work day. The
legislators will be permitted to use a student restroom, as long as another
survival candidate can supervise their class..
If the copier is operable, they may make copies of necessary materials before,
or after, school. However, they cannot surpass their monthly limit of copies.
The legislators must continually advance their education, at their expense, and
on their own time.
The winner of this Season of Survivor will be allowed to return to his/her job.
Pass this to your friends who think teaching is easy, and to the ones that know
it is hard.
You might even send it to your Legislators to see if they want to volunteer to be on the episode???