Things you will never read on the downlow, Part 2

[waterboy]

Most of y'all know how this works. If not, just read this thread. You'll catch on......:D


Originally posted by Rocket
I was at the Whataburger in Early the other day, when I overheard someone say that Brownwood is the only team that can beat Brownwood. I disagreed with them, and I had to set the record straight and tell them that Carthage was better.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Keith7
The Cowboys are the best team in the NFL. I absolutely love them!

[Yoe_09]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Baseball is my life!

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by Anybody Really
http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h467/orangemachine81/photo1.jpg

This truck is ballin as hell!!!

[Bullaholic]

"Ooh, Ooh, can I please have one of your game jerseys, Mr. Romo?" --Farmersfan

"You can't smoke that in here, and put your clothes back on."
--PPHSFan

"I'm deeply honored to be attending President Palin's Inauguration." ---Black Magic

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
"Ooh, Ooh, can I please have one of your game jerseys, Mr. Romo?" --Farmersfan

"You can't smoke that in here, and put your clothes back on."
--PPHSFan

"I'm deeply honored to be attending President Palin's Inauguration." ---Black Magic
Now that's what I'm talking 'bout!:clap: Those definitely made me chuckle...:D

[Pick6]

Originally posted by MarlinFan
I miss Molly and The Golden Girls

[eagles_victory]

I missed a call- Baseball Ump

I just got out of the shower- ??? (inside)

That girl is too young for me- EV

[SintonFan]

You can't put those roosters in the hen house! -G2

[coach]

"I agree with you 100%"- txbroadcaster to farmersfan or vice versa

[oldtownag]

I think the lions will struggle this year "any Brownwood poster"

[garciap77]

Originally posted by eagles_victory
.................................................. .................................................. ...
That girl is too young for me- EV

Or Coach!!!:D



;)

[bobcat1]

I don't care for any wine. Thank you. :rolleyes: ccmom

[bobcat1]

Would anyone want to study God's word with me? DDBooger

[coach]

"Jarrod Johnson sucks"- Rudy...i mean BBDE

[BaseballUmp]

We finished the 3ADL Version Basketball Tourney--Coach & EV

[TheDOCTORdre]

I'm glad to welcome Keith back to the downlow-Sinton66

[ccmom]

"Baseball gets too much attention in Texas high schools."....Xman

[Old LB]

ccmom said to turn North.....:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Would anyone want to study God's word with me? DDBooger

That shouldn't have made me laugh...but it did!!

[jason]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
can i get some blue condoms?

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Anyone know of a good cure for insomnia?

[carter08]

Originally posted by: rancher

This post makes a lot of sense.

[BaseballUmp]

Chilifest is 10X better than LJT --Jason or Emerson

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by PhilC
Screw compassion! I hate chick sports!

[ccmom]

Originally posted by Old LB
ccmom said to turn North.....:D Haha...you got that right! :D

[Bull Butter]

"Those Region IV schools are really tough!"-- Anyone N of San Antonio

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Sintonfan
I'm so excited, I just got my Will and Grace collectors edition!!!

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Jacket2000
KingPPHSFan's 3a Football is AWESOME!!

[buckeyebob]

Umm...what is a sweet beaver??
Ranger Mom

[bobcat1]

West Texas has speed. Anyone east of 35.

[GrTigers6]

I couldnt find anything interesting or strange to post today- G2 :D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Xman
I think too much time is wasted on baseball

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Anyone from Sinton
Our baseball, softball and football facilities are an embarrasment to the community.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by KaOrder1999
I like girls.

:D

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I absolutely love to play golf!!

[NastySlot]

Our Non district schedule is too weak Originally posted by any Celina Fan

[GrTigers6]

The Philadelphia Eagles have Won the Super Bowl!
Sorry couldnt resist :D

[Bullaholic]

Yo Dez---Wanna be hangin' wit me and Martellus tonight? Originally posted by Rancher

[Bullaholic]

We are extremely pleased to announce the appointment of the latest 3ADL Mod, Old Tiger, etc., etc.

----Sinton 66

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
----Sinton 66
We are extremely pleased to announce the appointment of the latest 3ADL Mod, Old Tiger, etc., etc.

LOL greatness :)

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
*inhale* Life is like a box of tampons...
wait...
*exhale* dude! that was some bad chit you sold me!

[MUSTANG69]

Ingleside is the GREATEST

by P4S

[GrTigers6]

Glen Rose will beat China Spring in football- By Rabid Cougar or any CS poster.:D

[garciap77]

Yes, Dear!!!! ----PanchoVilla

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Mustang69
I HATE Ford vehicles. The service and parts departments of every Ford Dealership sucks.

[Phantom Stang]

"I sure am proud of my F-350 King Ranch."- Black Magic

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Black Magic
Rich people are getting the shaft in this country. I will definitely being voting for Rick Perry for president!

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I wish I could come up with clever posts like some of the other people on here can.

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
I'm sorry Sinton66

[TheDOCTORdre]

I wasn't here

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by GSquared
Midgets creep me out!

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by PPHSFan
Steve Jobs is a biatch!

[coach]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
I wasn't here

:clap: :clap:

[waterboy]

Originally posted by lostaussie
I hate beer!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by PhilC
Why can't we talk about something besides 3A football?

[pirate4state]

I think I'll try to be nice for a change

[waterboy]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I think I'll try to be nice for a change
:eek: I'm sorry but that made me chuckle.:D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by LHPM
Whatever became of Whiskey Tough?

[BEAST]

In all honesty, Celina really only has 7 Champoinships. One was tie and it was in class B. ----- Any Celina poster.




BEAST

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Slpybear
I think I'm moving to Decatur to be closer to work.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by BEAST
I finally figured out how to post on this thread so it looks like it was quoted by someone else.




BEAST

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by marlin fan
Band is such a boring thing to watch or participate in. :nerd:

[garciap77]

I'm really more of a beaut than a BEAST. ___Sign BEAST



;)

[OldBison75]

The Liberty Hill Panthers have the top yardage passing game in Class 3A.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by STANG RED
The spread is really overused. I sure do miss the wishbone and wish that Sweetwater would go back to it! :(

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by bobcat1 and RM
I miss rykerx144

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid


It's funny how someone with 13 posts and two months of membership would know about ryker.

Lol. What a turd.

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom


LOL:D

I actually love the wishbone. But there is nothing in the wishbone playbook that says passing the ball is not allowed. Catch a defense cheating up, burn em over the top. Thats all I ever asked for.;)

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
It's funny how someone with 13 posts and two months of membership would know about ryker.

Lol. What a turd.

Im not sure why you think thats funny?

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by Rocket
Injured, the best man in my wedding to an actual woman no less, is throwing me an awesome bachelor party tonight in Brownwood.

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by GarciaP77
I think I will sell all my camera stuff

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by StangRed
So injured and I just left the gym and are headed for the salad bar.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by bobcat1 and RM......(edit by Billy_the_kid)
I miss rykerx144

Awwww!! Welcome back!!




I knew you wouldn't be able to stay away!!!;)

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Fishing sucks!!!! :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by DaHop72 Golf sucks
:D ;)

[Billy_The_Kid]

its okay, new name, better attitude!! LOL

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
OK I admit it, I'm also Txbroadcaster. Ya happy now?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
its okay, new name, better attitude!! I'll admit I am a chick too. LOL

[Billy_The_Kid]

so much for the improved attitude! and to think I was considering trying to be nice

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
so much for the improved attitude! and to think I was considering trying to be nice

I'm confused!! Is this how you really feel or is it a post you will never read on the downlow??:thinking:

Just jump in and have some fun!!!

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I've NEVER bought any condoms!!
:D

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I can't sleep.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Sex is overrated, and anti-climactic.
:eek:

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I'm confused!! Is this how you really feel or is it a post you will never read on the downlow??:thinking:

Just jump in and have some fun!!!

no it was not part of the "post you will never read" it was just a comment!

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Im naturally big and its just that small, I dont understand it! I have never messed with steroids!

now that was part of the thread LOL

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
now that was part of the thread LOL

That's the spirit!!:thumbsup:

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
We need Hal Wasson to come back to Liberty Hill, so we can get our football program back on track.

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Phil C
Tour de France??? Seriously, who gives a flying *expletive deleted* about the Tour de France!!!

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom, LH Panther Mom, sinton66
All right all you cry baby, pansy, thumb sucking, butt grabbing, fart smelling, nose picking, cock-eyed little terds.....what have we told you about name calling you bunch of Godless little infidels???


Praise be to Allah...

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Rocket
The Lions were lucky to have won that game, and I am worried about next season.


Originally posted by Rocket
The Lions offense has been unstoppable since we started running the Bulls' offense.

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by Bulloholic
The MIGHTY LIONS really have taken our BULLS offense to another level :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
What is with men? They never raise the toliet seat. I always get my butt wet when I squat to pee.
:devil:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
now that was part of the thread LOL
Originally posted by bobcat1 Im naturally big and its just that small, I dont understand it! I have never messed with steroids! Small is better than none at all!:p

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Yes, Warden---all those fish are mine.

[BEAST]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I sure wish our Bull offense could score half the point the Brownwood offense does.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Beast
Effective immediately, the Lions will no longer schedule any team East of Dallas.

[BEAST]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I wish we could've gone as far as Brownwood did last year so we could've played an east Texas team. Problem is, Brownwood dankey stomped us.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by BBDE
Since I have become celibate, the Tea Party platform is appealing to me.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Small is better than none at all!:p

Billy_The_Kid is a girl!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by garciap77
Billy_The_Kid is a girl!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
I am but I have more hair on my chin than you!

[garciap77]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[waterboy]

Originally posted by garciap77
I will never use smileys again!
;) :D

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by garciap77
Billy_The_Kid is a girl!:eek: :eek: :eek:

No Billy the kid is not a girl! Bobcat1 is disturbed. Apparently years of hiding in the closet has made him dillusional.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by waterboy
I must admit Carthage has passed us. We just can't compete anymore. :p

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
No Billy the kid is not a girl! She's a grown woman, Just like me! Signed: rykertx :wave: :taunt:

[waterboy]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Too bad Celina can't beat the Gilmers, Daingerfields, or Carthages of the world. One of these days we will beat one of these East Texas teams, if we don't chicken out first.
:taunt:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I love people who complain a lot---especially sensitive men in touch with their feminine side.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by WOS87
I have no idea who won that year or what the score was.

[coach]

That Shipley kid is or helluva person. -coach


Just kidding. I wanted to post it before someone else did.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Crappie are just glorified perch. They are called crappie for a reason!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I have this great idea and I think I'll see it through.

:tongue: :devil: ;) :D :kiss:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by BEAST
Since we choked again this year we still bow to King Celina.




BEAST :p

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'll never post after I've had a few.

:tongue: :devil: :D :kiss:

[sinton66]

Originally posted by sinfan75
I HATE tortilla burgers!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
:tongue: :devil: :D :kiss:

Should I be worried?!?! :eek: I don't think I've done that in a loooooooong time, if ever. :thinking:

Now drinking & posting on Facebook is an entirely different animal! :D

[piratebg]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/robmenudog/dlow.jpg



Feeling lonely? Is the offseason just too much to handle? Do you need a friend? Just call us. We are THE GIRLS OF THE DOWNLOW. 1-900-OHH-YEAH. ;)

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by lostaussie
Bass fishing is NOT a sport.

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by bobcat1
:wave: :taunt:

first of all I dont know who rykertx is? It was rykerx144, apparently your memory is as short as your manhood!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Should I be worried?!?! :eek: I don't think I've done that in a loooooooong time, if ever. :thinking:

Now drinking & posting on Facebook is an entirely different animal! :D

LOL---You are too sharp---I read the FB yesterday...:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
first of all I dont know who rykertx is? It was rykerx144.
Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid No Billy the kid is not a girl! She's a grown woman, Just like me! Signed: rykerx144 Better?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
first of all I dont know who rykertx is? It was rykerx144, apparently your memory is as short as your manhood! Where is that ignore button for the bathroom peeker. :tisk: :wave: On second thought forget that. You are fun to jab at.:D

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Where is that ignore button for the bathroom peeker. :tisk: :wave: On second thought forget that. You are fun to jab at.:D

yea no hard feelings here just all in fun. You know now that I think about it I cant remember why I dont like you or what caused us to butt heads.

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by any mod
we will be consistent with our enforcing of the rules

:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
yea no hard feelings here just all in fun. You know now that I think about it I remember why you dont like me, I'm butt head. :p

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
yea no hard feelings here just all in fun . You know now that I think about it I cant remember why I dont like you or what caused us to butt heads.

:thinking: Rocket:thinking:


;)

[Billy_The_Kid]

Originally posted by garciap77
:thinking: Rocket:thinking:


;)


You implying that I possibly am rocket then you are way off!! I think my despise of Brownwood is greater than his love of Brownwood LOL

[Billy_The_Kid]

bobcat? Thats Mr.Butthead to you! contrary to your belief it is MR. not MRS. LOL

I think there are a few on here that can vouche for me being male and not female.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Billy_The_Kid
bobcat? Thats Mr.Butthead to you! contrary to your belief it is MR. not MRS. LOL

I think there are a few on here that can vouche for me being male and not female. Goes right along with the theme for the thread! Now you have the hang of it!:clap: :clap: :clap:

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by Jason
I would never let anyone take a picture of me in an outhouse.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Jason
I would never let anyone take a picture of me in an outhouse......or wearing a pink "I love boys" shirt!!

[waterboy]

Originally posted by lostaussie
I'll NEVER drink another cold beer for the rest of my life!

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Black_Magic
Hey Garcia! Can you take a picture of me at the Sweetwater vs Snyder alumni game?:thumbsup: