Cam
04-04-2011, 10:06 AM
Here's kinda a funny story bout my dad: Dad always wanted a metal detector. So, I finally gave him one for Christmas one year. Paid off right away as that night I went out on the front yard and found a silver necklace I had lost years earlier while playing football with my buddies. (felt really bad cause I had always accused one of my buds of stealing it!) Anyway, that was probably the only time this detector ever got used! Dad would refuse to mess with it. I thought maybe he was just embarrassed cause he was a very shy man. Finally, after about a year I asked him, "Dad, why don't you ever use the metal detector"? He paused for a second and said, "Porque buscas lo que nunca perdiste"? TRANSLATION: "Why look for something you never lost"?
In my mind I'm thinkin', SON-OF-A-BITCH! WHY THE HELL DID HE EVER ASK FOR ONE! I thought that was hilarious. I miss that ol' fart! I ended up keepin' the detector and had some fun with it over the years. Once stopped at a lonely highway intersection in south Texas where there was a monument/canon of a battlefield site between Mexican & Texan armies. I jumped the barbed wire fence & snuck off into the mesquite trees where I quickly found an army coat button, some metal fragments, and a rusted (what looked like a coin) 9/10" of an inch diameter piece...never figured out what that was...I got the heck out of there before I got caught & arrested....
In my mind I'm thinkin', SON-OF-A-BITCH! WHY THE HELL DID HE EVER ASK FOR ONE! I thought that was hilarious. I miss that ol' fart! I ended up keepin' the detector and had some fun with it over the years. Once stopped at a lonely highway intersection in south Texas where there was a monument/canon of a battlefield site between Mexican & Texan armies. I jumped the barbed wire fence & snuck off into the mesquite trees where I quickly found an army coat button, some metal fragments, and a rusted (what looked like a coin) 9/10" of an inch diameter piece...never figured out what that was...I got the heck out of there before I got caught & arrested....