Sacraficing Chickens

[RoyceTTU]

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Teens-kicked-off-high-school-team-for-alleged-chicken-sacrifices-033111

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What you think

Kids will be kids
dumb move
who cares
pretty sad


:doh:

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Teens-kicked-off-high-school-team-for-alleged-chicken-sacrifices-033111

:thinking: :thinking:

What you think

Kids will be kids
dumb move
who cares
pretty sad


:doh:

If I was a chicken, I think I would rather help some kid get out of a slump than to be deep fried by some dumbass at Popeyes.

[crzyjournalist03]

thread title reminds me of Major League

"I cannot hit curveball. Straightball, I hit it very much."

[raider red 2000]

Originally posted by nobogey72
If I was a chicken, I think I would rather help some kid get out of a slump than to be deep fried by some dumbass at Popeyes.

that has to be the quote of the day :)

I also think....heck its a chicken....they die all the time....i am betting a dozen or so died so i could eat well the other day at wings n more.

[bobcat1]

Kids will be kids. More importantly boys will be boys.

[Ernest T Bass]

You tellin' me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Gsquared]

Wonder if they choked em or what

[ehatch]

up yours Jobu!!!!!!!

[Blastoderm55]

I wouldn't leave that rum out with this group.

[Saggy Aggie]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Wonder if they choked em or what i lol'd

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Wonder if they choked em or what

I always seemed to hit a little better after choking some chickens. After a while though, it tends to take a toll on your eyesight and you can't pick up the spin on the ball. It's also important to remember to limit your choking to chickens that YOU personally own. Some people get real jumpy and sometimes angry if you even attempt to choke their chicken. But, at the end of the day, choking a chicken or two can definitely help get out of a slump. All kinds of slumps.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by nobogey72
I always seemed to hit a little better after choking some chickens. After a while though, it tends to take a toll on your eyesight and you can't pick up the spin on the ball. It's also important to remember to limit your choking to chickens that YOU personally own. Some people get real jumpy and sometimes angry if you even attempt to choke their chicken. But, at the end of the day, choking a chicken or two can definitely help get out of a slump. All kinds of slumps.
Hey, I got a coupon to Great Clips in case you ever need a hair cut on your palms. I use a number 2 guard on mine, but im pretty chicken choking active.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Hey, I got a coupon to Great Clips in case you ever need a hair cut on your palms. I use a number 2 guard on mine, but im pretty chicken choking active.

With your wife's limited mobility, I would think you wouldn't have to resort to that.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
With your wife's limited mobility, I would think you wouldn't have to resort to that.
Only when she sleeps with her mouth open but thats not near often enough.

[nobogey72]

What's really bad is if you run up against an uncooperative chicken. Rhode Island Reds are moody. They act like they've got a lot to live for. They'll puff up like a blowfish when you make your move to choke them, but then they'll play dead when the actual choking begins. Blindfolding helps, as does soft music and a scented candle.

[Ernest T Bass]

Ive found that rohypnol works best.

[Cam]

Originally posted by nobogey72
What's really bad is if you run up against an uncooperative chicken. Rhode Island Reds are moody. They act like they've got a lot to live for. They'll puff up like a blowfish when you make your move to choke them, but then they'll play dead when the actual choking begins. Blindfolding helps, as does soft music and a scented candle.

you're such a romantic!! Pachelbel Canon in D works well.....

[Farmersfan]

I actually responded to a complaint of animal sacrifices by a religious group out in the country. After discovering that they were indeed bleeding goats at a alter I had to contact state regulators and discoverd that animal sacrifices are protected by law as long as humane measures are used for the killing. Makes me wonder why this wouldn't also be legal as long as the chickens were humanly killed? I believe anyone killing animals for religious practices must also utilize the carcasses in a appropriate way. In other words, they must eat the animals and not waste the carcasses.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Farmersfan
I actually responded to a complaint of animal sacrifices by a religious group out in the country. After discovering that they were indeed bleeding goats at a alter I had to contact state regulators and discoverd that animal sacrifices are protected by law as long as humane measures are used for the killing. Makes me wonder why this wouldn't also be legal as long as the chickens were humanly killed? I believe anyone killing animals for religious practices must also utilize the carcasses in a appropriate way. In other words, they must eat the animals and not waste the carcasses.

I've always said that if more people had goats there would be a lot less chicken chokin.

[Emerson1]

Were they using them as batting practice?

It's funny people will get up in arms about this, but have no problem with eating a chicken sandwich from a chicken treated a lot worse then this.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Hey, I got a coupon to Great Clips in case you ever need a hair cut on your palms. I use a number 2 guard on mine, but im pretty chicken choking active.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Emerson1
Were they using them as batting practice? :spitlol: :fnypost: I spewed. Good one Kyle.:D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by nobogey72
What's really bad is if you run up against an uncooperative chicken. Rhode Island Reds are moody. They act like they've got a lot to live for. They'll puff up like a blowfish when you make your move to choke them, but then they'll play dead when the actual choking begins. Blindfolding helps, as does soft music and a scented candle.

Are you still at work?

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Wonder if they choked em or what

I hope they didn't choke 'em on the field. That will get you more than animal cruelty.

[Daddy D 11]

Originally posted by Saggy Aggie
i lol'd

lol i did too