Cam
03-25-2011, 11:14 AM
Here's what I thought was a funny cell phone conversation that took place this morning on my way to work. Kinda shows how my wife knows I'm full of crap and takes everything I say so nonchalantly.....Here's how it went:
Me: "Hello"
Wife: Hey, I'm at HEB and the 15 gallon shumard oak trees are only $35.00"
Me: "Wow, that's not a bad price. What's the diameter size of the trunk?"
Wife: "Ahh...I don't know"
Me: "Well, how would you compare the trunk to my pecker?"
Wife: "Ahh....the trunks are a little bit bigger"
Me: (complete silence.....thinkin' bout how that was not quite the answer I wanted to hear....)
Me: "The only problem is shumards are susceptible to oak wilt disease"
Wife: "Oh no forget it....hey I gotta go...talk to you later"
Anyway, just a sample of our everyday lives together.....
:D
and how is your day going???
Me: "Hello"
Wife: Hey, I'm at HEB and the 15 gallon shumard oak trees are only $35.00"
Me: "Wow, that's not a bad price. What's the diameter size of the trunk?"
Wife: "Ahh...I don't know"
Me: "Well, how would you compare the trunk to my pecker?"
Wife: "Ahh....the trunks are a little bit bigger"
Me: (complete silence.....thinkin' bout how that was not quite the answer I wanted to hear....)
Me: "The only problem is shumards are susceptible to oak wilt disease"
Wife: "Oh no forget it....hey I gotta go...talk to you later"
Anyway, just a sample of our everyday lives together.....
:D
and how is your day going???