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jason
03-03-2011, 02:18 PM
if a tree falls on a girl, and nobody is around to hear it....why is there a tree in the kitchen???
Bullaholic
03-03-2011, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by jason
if a tree falls on a girl, and nobody is around to hear it....why is there a tree in the kitchen???
You can lead a horse to water.....and he may wade in....but he will never, ever, cast out.
pero chato
03-03-2011, 02:23 PM
If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Farmersfan
03-03-2011, 02:23 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does the Chip Monk still yell, "Oh, My nuts!"
Bullaholic
03-03-2011, 02:27 PM
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx
JasperDog94
03-03-2011, 02:32 PM
"You should never give a woman a clock as a gift...because there's a clock on the stove."
- Charles Barkley
Old LB
03-03-2011, 02:33 PM
"DIAMONDS" that'll shut her up.
BullBoy
03-03-2011, 05:13 PM
"why do women wear jock straps whilst skydiving?"
"so they don't whistle on the way down."
:clap:
garciap77
03-03-2011, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by pero chato
If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
:D
:clap:
bobcat1
03-03-2011, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by BullBoy
"why do women wear jock straps whilst skydiving?"
"so they don't whistle on the way down."
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Ranger Mom
03-03-2011, 05:46 PM
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the other trees make fun of it?
BaseballUmp
03-03-2011, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the other trees make fun of it?
Way to kill the thread
:D
Ranger Mom
03-03-2011, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by BaseballUmp
Way to kill the thread
:D
That's what I am here for!!:kiss:
RoyceTTU
03-03-2011, 06:01 PM
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Okay, i'm done, see you tomorrow
:D
ronwx5x
03-03-2011, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by garciap77
:D
:clap: :ack!:
rangerjim60
03-03-2011, 09:47 PM
why do women rub their eyes first thing when they wake up? Cuz they don't have b@lls
Old LB
03-03-2011, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim60
why do women rub their eyes first thing when they wake up? Cuz they don't have b@lls
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bobcat1
03-03-2011, 11:02 PM
Looks to me like a lot of y'alls wives don't read the forum. Mine knows I'm an angel.:D
BILLYFRED0000
03-04-2011, 09:47 AM
Why is it women don't fart?
Cause all their hot air comes out when they talk.
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