if a tree falls...

[jason]

if a tree falls on a girl, and nobody is around to hear it....why is there a tree in the kitchen???

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by jason
if a tree falls on a girl, and nobody is around to hear it....why is there a tree in the kitchen???

You can lead a horse to water.....and he may wade in....but he will never, ever, cast out.

[pero chato]

If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

[Farmersfan]

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does the Chip Monk still yell, "Oh, My nuts!"

[Bullaholic]

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx

[JasperDog94]

"You should never give a woman a clock as a gift...because there's a clock on the stove."
- Charles Barkley

[Old LB]

"DIAMONDS" that'll shut her up.

[BullBoy]

"why do women wear jock straps whilst skydiving?"


"so they don't whistle on the way down."


:clap:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by pero chato
If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?


:D


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[bobcat1]

Originally posted by BullBoy
"why do women wear jock straps whilst skydiving?"


"so they don't whistle on the way down."


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[Ranger Mom]

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the other trees make fun of it?

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the other trees make fun of it?

Way to kill the thread

:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
Way to kill the thread

:D

That's what I am here for!!:kiss:

[RoyceTTU]

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?


A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."




Okay, i'm done, see you tomorrow
:D

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by garciap77
:D


:clap: :ack!:

[rangerjim60]

why do women rub their eyes first thing when they wake up? Cuz they don't have b@lls

[Old LB]

Originally posted by rangerjim60
why do women rub their eyes first thing when they wake up? Cuz they don't have b@lls
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[bobcat1]

Looks to me like a lot of y'alls wives don't read the forum. Mine knows I'm an angel.:D

[BILLYFRED0000]

Why is it women don't fart?



Cause all their hot air comes out when they talk.