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[RoyceTTU]

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[nobogey72]

That is awesome. Poor guy. I feel his pain. Whether it's a motorcycle or (in my case) a 25 yr old live in Swedish nanny, their stance is always gonna be the same. Apparently, "FINE!!!" didn't mean what I thought it did either.:(

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Apparently, "FINE!!!" didn't mean what I thought it did either.:(

yes, and the sooner you good fellows learn that, the better :)

[DavidWooderson]

I learned a long time ago from my G/F, when she says "Do whatever you want to do, I don't care"....means, "Your @$$ better not even think about it"

[RoyceTTU]

Can you imagine how smart this was if that phone number is real. Such a creative idea, spread like wildfire through email:clap:

[bobcat1]

Another thing is when you ask them what's wrong and they answer nothing. Nothing is always something and it usually is a big something.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by nobogey72
That is awesome. Poor guy. I feel his pain. Whether it's a motorcycle or (in my case) a 25 yr old live in Swedish nanny, their stance is always gonna be the same. Apparently, "FINE!!!" didn't mean what I thought it did either.:( You can break them from the fine answer and the nothing is wrong answer. Just take it literally for what they said long enough and everytime they say it. When I say I am going fishing and she answers "Fine", she knows I'm going to go. She has also learned to say "No" if she has a real objection. :D

[WildTexan972]

Originally posted by bobcat1
You can break them from the fine answer and the nothing is wrong answer. Just take it literally for what they said long enough and everytime they say it. When I say I am going fishing and she answers "Fine", she knows I'm going to go. She has also learned to say "No" if she has a real objection. :D


this man has it down.....if you ain't schoolin them, they is schoolin you...

a little concept called SCENE CONTROL.....

[Ranger Mom]

Words Women Use

"FINE":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING"
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine.'

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word "Fine."

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a onverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."

"SOFT SIGH"
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

"GO AHEAD"
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"THANKS"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

"THANKS A LOT"
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"


and the VERY most important thing to remember is:

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

[garciap77]

Words Men Use


IT'S A GUY THING
There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.


"UH HUH", OR "SURE HONEY", OR "YES DEAR"
This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.


IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.

TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD
This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [ie. Vacuuming]


THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR
This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS
Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYESELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL
Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.

HEY, I HAVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I AM DOING
Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.

I CAN'T FIND IT
I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?

I HEARD YOU
Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.

YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE
Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC
Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.


I AM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE
Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK
Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.