It's old joke time!

[Cam]

So this fellow makes a dental appointment but makes it clear he doesn't need his teeth cleaned, x-rayed, or checked. All he wants is to see the dentist one on one. So, he shows up the next morning and gets put in one of the rooms. After waiting a bit, the dentist walks in. Almost immediately, the patient begins to unzip his pants and drop his drawers. The dentist quickly interrupts and saids, "What a minute young man, I pull teeth for a living, I'm not a medical doctor!" So, the fella replied, "That's why I'm here doc, I've got a tooth in it and it hurts like hell!"......

anybody got any good ones? :D

[Gsquared]

One time a bottle of mustard walked to the refridgerator and opened the door. The mayonaise screamed " close the door, im dressing"

[DavidWooderson]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.