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coach
02-15-2011, 09:43 PM
I have a big problem. Im a huge basketball fan and I live for March Madness. One of my best friends is having his bachelor party on the Friday and Saturday of the 1st and 2nd round of the tourney this year. We are going camping and there are no TV's there. Should i go to the party or stay at home and watch the best weekend in sports of the year?

Rabid Cougar
02-15-2011, 10:04 PM
Always camping.

MustangFootball
02-15-2011, 10:07 PM
invest in a dvr.

Old LB
02-15-2011, 10:11 PM
March madness happens every year, your buddy will only have one (maybe two bachelor parties) :D . Grow a set and go to the party.

Saggy Aggie
02-15-2011, 10:12 PM
What's a perdicament?

VWG
02-15-2011, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by MustangFootball
invest in a dvr.



:fnypost:

SintonFan
02-15-2011, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by coach
I have a big problem. Im a huge basketball fan and I live for March Madness. One of my best friends is having his bachelor party on the Friday and Saturday of the 1st and 2nd round of the tourney this year. We are going camping and there are no TV's there. Should i go to the party or stay at home and watch the best weekend in sports of the year?

Go to the bachelor party, enjoy the free floozies, drink mucho beers AND watch the games.
Ever heard of satellite TV? :eek:

You can get table dances and watch the games at the same time. Hopefully the girls will be the reason why you get a rise.:p

DavidWooderson
02-15-2011, 10:34 PM
My question is WHAT DUDE SCHEDULES ANYTHING THE FIRST WEEKEND OF THE NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT?

He should have his man card taken from him. What the hell? And camping? Do you know how hard it is for strippers to find camp sights? Plus you have to be quiet by like 10PM.

I say go to the bachelor party, but pull rank and head some place that has TVs, women and booze.

coach
02-15-2011, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
Go to the bachelor party, enjoy the free floozies, drink mucho beers AND watch the games.
Ever heard of satellite TV? :eek:

You can get table dances and watch the games at the same time. Hopefully the girls will be the reason why you get a rise.:p

no beer...no tvs....its real time camping and im afraid its just a sausage fest...

DavidWooderson
02-15-2011, 10:35 PM
no beer?
no tv?
real camping?

who's your buddy Bear Grylls?

coach
02-15-2011, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by DavidWooderson
no beer?
no tv?
real camping?

who's your buddy Bear Grylls?

yea...thats what i said...they want to buy an old car and blow it up...not really my cup of tea....i need some excuses for me to make so i dont have to go.

Pendragon13
02-15-2011, 10:53 PM
Solution

Tape the entire thing (dvr, dvd recorder, old school vcr, whatever)

Avoid listening to sports radio on the way home

Come home and enjoy like it hadn't happened yet.

Was that so hard?

Daddy D 11
02-15-2011, 10:54 PM
say you have an emergency prostate examination...

or that you think you have VD and must go to the doctor immediately

NastySlot
02-15-2011, 11:36 PM
its only the first rounds..........and i think you ll get to see the Thursday games and some of the Sunday games maybe.

BaseballUmp
02-16-2011, 12:07 AM
Exactly how good of a friend is this guy?

Emerson1
02-16-2011, 12:53 AM
If you aren't in the wedding party then I wouldn't go.

SintonFan
02-16-2011, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by coach
no beer...no tvs....its real time camping and im afraid its just a sausage fest...

No beer?????!!!

Ok, THAT IS NOT a bachelor party...:nerd:

LionFan72
02-16-2011, 08:34 AM
SMARTPHONE dudette, and grab you some beer, gonna be a long "party."

pancho villa
02-16-2011, 08:52 AM
No BEER? DON"T GO!!!!!!

Farmersfan
02-16-2011, 09:08 AM
Skip the bachelor party on Brokeback mountain and stay home and watch the game.

crzyjournalist03
02-16-2011, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by coach
no beer...no tvs....its real time camping and im afraid its just a sausage fest...

Should be right up your alley then.

UPanIN
02-16-2011, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by coach
I have a big problem. Im a huge basketball fan and I live for March Madness. One of my best friends is having his bachelor party on the Friday and Saturday of the 1st and 2nd round of the tourney this year. We are going camping and there are no TV's there. Should i go to the party or stay at home and watch the best weekend in sports of the year?

Must not be much of a friend if you are considering not goint to the party because of basketball games.

Don't go tell him why and then he'll know where you and he really stand as friends.