V-Day Gifts

[poisoned10]

What did you get your 'significant other' if anything at all?

I got my wife a day at the Spa. She will get a nice manicure and pedicure and a 1-hour massage.

[DavidWooderson]

Thankfully I don't have one this year! I got my mom some flowers, but other than that I'm on the hook for NOTHING!

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by DavidWooderson
Thankfully I don't have one this year! I got my mom some flowers, but other than that I'm on the hook for NOTHING!

LUCKY!

[Ernest T Bass]

Im giving myself a bottle of Evan Williams for Singles Awareness Day.

[crzyjournalist03]

A d*** in a box

[jason]

dyson vacuum cleaner

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
A d*** in a box

D*** In A Box? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg)

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Im giving myself a bottle of Evan Williams for Singles Awareness Day.

:2thumbsup

[Ranger Mom]

We are past the buying things for V-Day too....a card will suffice!

We will be buying trees later this week....we normally buy something for the house, or something we can both enjoy instead of getting each other something just because we are expected to.

[Blastoderm55]

Originally posted by jason
dyson vacuum cleaner

The Ball? Good grief that's expensive. Only thing worse is their $300 bladeless fan. Could get a window unit A/C for less. :doh:

[MUSTANG69]

Taking her out to dinner.

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Blastoderm55
The Ball? Good grief that's expensive. Only thing worse is their $300 bladeless fan. Could get a window unit A/C for less. :doh:

But it looks much more awesomer!

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by poisoned10
What did you get your 'significant other' if anything at all?

I got my wife a day at the Spa. She will get a nice manicure and pedicure and a 1-hour massage.
Give her Herpes. Best gift ever.

[Saggy Aggie]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Give her Herpes. Best gift ever. +1

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
A d*** in a box The gift that keeps on giving. Unless you've downed a bottle of whiskey. :D

[Old Tiger]

Took her to Build-A-Bear then later that night went to Kona Grill where we had sushi, lettuce wraps, a margarita pizza, and margaritas.

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Give her Herpes. Best gift ever.

What if I've already given it to her? Is that something you can "re-gift?"

:thinking:

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by poisoned10
What if I've already given it to her? Is that something you can "re-gift?"

:thinking:

It's the gift that keeps on giving, so technically, that should clear you for years to come. Guess you could hide her valtrex and give her an outbreak.

[poisoned10]

Before this gets out of hand, I, nor my wife has herpes.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by poisoned10
Before this gets out of hand, I, nor my wife has herpes.

Taking out the parenthetical phrase "nor my wife", we're left with:

"I has herpes." :stirpot: :taunt:

[coach]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Give her Herpes. Best gift ever.

the gift that keeps on giving

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Taking out the parenthetical phrase "nor my wife", we're left with:

"I has herpes." :stirpot: :taunt:

http://www.lolbrit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jamie-herpes1.jpg

[nobogey72]

I got mine a new "hand tool". Her old one has been chipping her teeth.

[AP Panther Fan]

I gave mine a card and I taped a pair of earplugs in it. No longer will he have an excuse to toss a pillow at my head while I am sleeping.:mad:

[lostaussie]

Gonna cook mine dinner. Fish that I caught saturday while she was working:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I gave mine a card and I taped a pair of earplugs in it. No longer will he have an excuse to toss a pillow at my head while I am sleeping.:mad:

LOL!! I left mine an X-rated card in his man cave. Should be receiving a text at any time now as he usually gets home around 4:00!!

No earplugs in this card...just some "coupons!" ;)

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by lostaussie
Gonna cook mine dinner. Fish that I caught saturday while she was working:D


At least YOU are going to cook them. Be sure to clean the kitchen up afterwords as well.:p

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!! I left mine an X-rated card in his man cave. Should be receiving a text at any time now as he usually gets home around 4:00!!

No earplugs in this card...just some "coupons!" ;)

:speech:

I'm speechless RM......and we both know that doesn't happen often.:cool:

[lostaussie]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
At least YOU are going to cook them. Be sure to clean the kitchen up afterwords as well.:p She asked what I got her this morning..............I said fish...............she replied back, good, I got you HUSHPUPPIES:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by lostaussie
She asked what I got her this morning..............I said fish...............she replied back, good, I got you HUSHPUPPIES:D

:spitlol: A woman with a sense of humor!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:spitlol: A woman with a sense of humor!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

That is a rare critter.:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
That is a rare critter.:D

I don't know, your wife puts up with your silly @$$.:D

[GrTigers6]

I wrote my wife a nice note on Facebook. That should do us for another year. :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
I wrote my wife a nice note on Facebook. That should do us for another year. :D


Well my, my....aren't you frugal?

;)

[lostaussie]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
I wrote my wife a nice note on Facebook. That should do us for another year. :D Dang. That cheaper than the minnows I bought to catch the fish:D

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Well my, my....aren't you frugal?

;) Well after 24 of them and two kids in college we decided not to spend money on stuff like that. :)
But here is the what I wrote.

Happy Valentines Day! Its been 24 Valentines with you and I can easily say I have never loved you more than I do Today. And it will only get stronger as the years add up. I Love You and have a wonderful day!

Apparently she was happy with it.:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by jason
dyson vacuum cleaner


Lmao.

[ccmom]

I gave my husband a card and he gave me a "thank you". We are super romantic around here. :doh:

[Blastoderm55]

My wife got me this (http://www.amazon.com/Schlage-FE595VCAM619ACC-Camelot-Keypad-Accent/dp/B000NJJ1TY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1297786303&sr=8-2). :D It works great!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!! I left mine an X-rated card in his man cave. Should be receiving a text at any time now as he usually gets home around 4:00!!

No earplugs in this card...just some "coupons!" ;)
damn girlfriend........ you got it going on :)

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I don't know, your wife puts up with your silly @$$.:D

And she loves every minute of it. I'm her bestest buddy.:D