When I Die

[bobcat4life]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather. Not screaming like the passangers in his car

[garciap77]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather. Not screaming like the passangers in his car

http://yoursmiles.org/bsmile/fun/b0251.gif (http://yoursmiles.org/b-fun.php?page=3)

[Tired ole Bobcat]

When I die I want to go just like my Dad did. After being called to come to his bed side and a short wait I had just asked the nurse what to look for when he passed away. She replied that we would be looking for changes in his behavor. Just about the time she said that the sheet rose with his chest and then went down. There was not another breath to be taken, not even a twitch. I told her she best check him because it was over. After almost 94 years he was at peace.

[PPHSfan]

When I die. I want to come back in my next life as a rock star, instead of smart, rich, and good looking.

[MUSTANG69]

When I die I want to be put in a coffin face down with a whole cut in the seat of my pants. That way, everybody at the funeral can kiss my ass goodbye.:D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
When I die I want to be put in a coffin face down with a whole cut in the seat of my pants. That way, everybody at the funeral can kiss my ass goodbye.:D

http://yoursmiles.org/bsmile/fun/b0282.gif (http://yoursmiles.org/b-fun.php?page=4)

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
When I die I want to be put in a coffin face down with a whole cut in the seat of my pants. That way, everybody at the funeral can kiss my ass goodbye.:D

If you're face down and not moving with a hole in your drawers.......... You may not wanna have your funeral too far East of Ft. Worth. Especially if there's alcohol served.

Just sayin.

[jason]

you can hitch a ride to heaven in this...

http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h467/orangemachine81/photo1.jpg

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by jason
you can hitch a ride to heaven in this...

http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h467/orangemachine81/photo1.jpg

I was wondering when ol' Betsy was gonna make an appearance.

[jason]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I was wondering when ol' Betsy was gonna make an appearance. it's a kind of redneck stairway to heaven....but in this case you don't have to worry about hitting deer along the way...

[Trashman]

Originally posted by jason
you can hitch a ride to heaven in this...

http://i1111.photobucket.com/albums/h467/orangemachine81/photo1.jpg

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
When I die I want to be put in a coffin face down with a whole cut in the seat of my pants. That way, everybody at the funeral can kiss my ass goodbye.:D

Old, old!

http://www.amazon.com/Bury-Us-Upside-Down-Pilots/dp/0345465377

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
Old, old!

http://www.amazon.com/Bury-Us-Upside-Down-Pilots/dp/0345465377

I'm old.:D

[Phil C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjXiakq_-ys

[Phil C]

:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCBQuiBUewc

[PPHSfan]

Here you go Phil.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbAFgD2mLo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Phil C]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Here you go Phil.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbAFgD2mLo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Phil C]

Of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW7Qd1gDiHg

[Old LB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4rC4s9Aus

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Trashman]

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "HOLY $HIT... WHAT A RIDE!"

[ctown]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
When I die I want to be put in a coffin face down with a whole cut in the seat of my pants. That way, everybody at the funeral can kiss my ass goodbye.:D

Sounds like a Turkish prison burial ceremony...