When I win the football pot today.

[PPHSfan]

I'm spending the entire thousand dollars on a midget hooker and a can of sardines.

[turbostud]

Just go trolling in Minneapolis in July you should'nt have to pay.

Little People of America National Convention (http://www.2camels.com/little-people-of-america-national-convention.php)

Little People Online (http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do;jsessionid=86584DEEA9AC796BA092245DFFDF43D 3.mc1?sitePageId=37298)

[PPHSfan]

I don't want a little person, I want a midget!

It's kinda like the difference between nude and naked.

Gsquared can explain it better than I can.

[Sweetwater Red]

If I win it I'm going to buy a lift kit for my Chevy. It would be really
cool making one of my 1,000 mile road trips in a truck that looked
similar to this...

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg53/detroit8990/photo1.jpg