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poisoned10
01-28-2011, 02:09 PM
. . . The toilet seat is cold.

BullBoy
01-28-2011, 02:16 PM
me too.:( i wonder if they sell little covers for them to keep them warm?:thinking:

Old LB
01-28-2011, 02:30 PM
You can buy heated toilet seats.

PPHSfan
01-28-2011, 03:06 PM
Better than a warm public toilet seat.

Blastoderm55
01-28-2011, 03:11 PM
I hate toilet that sit too high. I'm not a tall guy, and I can't get proper leverage for pushin' if I'm on tip-toe. That's why I love the can here at work. Its really low, and everything comes out.

Ranger Mom
01-28-2011, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I hate toilet that sit too high. I'm not a tall guy, and I can't get proper leverage for pushin' if I'm on tip-toe. That's why I love the can here at work. Its really low, and everything comes out.

TMI!!!!!:eek: :eek:


I'm right the opposite, I hate the low ones. I hate that feeling that I am falling when the seat isn't where I think it should be.

bobcat1
01-28-2011, 03:25 PM
Bad knees love a tall throne.:D

DDBooger
01-28-2011, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I hate toilet that sit too high. I'm not a tall guy, and I can't get proper leverage for pushin' if I'm on tip-toe. That's why I love the can here at work. Its really low, and everything comes out. awesome explanation of torque impact on bowel evac

Blastoderm55
01-28-2011, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by DDBooger
awesome explanation of torque impact on bowel evac

I thank my dog for the inspiration. He's a model of the perfect dump-taking posture. :D

Bullaholic
01-28-2011, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by poisoned10
. . . The toilet seat is cold.

Well, you could try standing to pee for starters---that will cure 50% of your problem you namby pamby jackwagon....



(j/k or course, poisioned--getting into to "character" just for this thread....:D)

crzyjournalist03
01-28-2011, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
Better than a warm public toilet seat.

agreed...nothing grosser than having to drop a deuce in the bathroom at work only to feel the warmth of someone else's buttcheeks having just sat there.

Phantom Stang
01-28-2011, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
Better than a warm public toilet seat.
and that's even better than finding the only seat available to be wet.

zebrablue2
01-28-2011, 07:34 PM
This whole thread is (ROFLMAO)!!!!

garciap77
01-28-2011, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I hate toilet that sit too high. I'm not a tall guy, and I can't get proper leverage for pushin' if I'm on tip-toe. That's why I love the can here at work. Its really low, and everything comes out.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

poisoned10
01-29-2011, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I hate toilet that sit too high. I'm not a tall guy, and I can't get proper leverage for pushin' if I'm on tip-toe. That's why I love the can here at work. Its really low, and everything comes out.

Did it just get awkward in here?

LH Panther Mom
01-29-2011, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Well, you could try standing to pee for starters---that will cure 50% of your problem you namby pamby jackwagon....



(j/k or course, poisioned--getting into to "character" just for this thread....:D)
If he's like lhpd, the sitting down is to avoid wet feet! :devil:

Ranger Mom
01-29-2011, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
If he's like lhpd, the sitting down is to avoid wet feet! :devil:

So many responses came to mind....so I will just keep them to myself!!:D :p