Gggerrrrr

[44INAROW]

two of my co-workers farted around at lunch and ended up ordering too late so they brought their lunch to the office and ate at their desk.... Not the end of the world - but DAYUM - I am sick of smelling onions and mustard....
that's all... back to what you were doing :eek: :D

[BaseballUmp]

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[44INAROW]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
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I know, right.. but dang, this smell is driving me nuts..; I think I'll bring hard, boiled eggs in the morning - that should do the trick :D

[bobcat1]

Bring tuna fish and onions tomorrow. Works at my office. I also brought leftover crawfish etouffee one day. Works great!:D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Bring tuna fish and onions tomorrow. Works at my office. I also brought leftover crawfish etouffee one day. Works great!:D

nice... that would be great on one of those 100º days too :)

[BwdLion73]

Just make sure they eat it at their desk or they might get slapped.

At least thats what I hear.:thinking:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
two of my co-workers farted

It could be a lot worse than oniions and mustard, 44'....:D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by BwdLion73
Just make sure they eat it at their desk or they might get slapped.

At least thats what I hear.:thinking:




Originally posted by Bullaholic
It could be a lot worse than oniions and mustard, 44'....:D

you guys are sharp today ;)

[jockcity33]

Just let out a big 'ole fat juicy fart right by their desk.

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by jockcity33
Just let out a big 'ole fat juicy fart right by their desk. the lift your leg kind:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by GrTigers6
the lift your leg kind:D Be careful lifting your leg. Accidents happen. Sharts are out there you know.;)

[waterboy]

Originally posted by jockcity33
Just let out a big 'ole fat juicy fart right by their desk.
To make it a "high heater" (the juicy, slap-yo-momma type) you must eat about 3 boiled eggs for breakfast, then a big bowl of beans for lunch. By mid-afternoon they'll be just about ripe...:doh: :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by waterboy
To make it a "high heater" (the juicy, slap-yo-momma type) you must eat about 3 boiled eggs for breakfast, then a big bowl of beans for lunch. By mid-afternoon they'll be just about ripe...:doh: :D Don't forget the fried onions and cabbage.:D

[coach]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I know, right.. but dang, this smell is driving me nuts..; I think I'll bring hard, boiled eggs in the morning - that should do the trick :D

My dad said when he used to coach there was another coach who would eat two raw onions like an apple and down it with milk straight out of the gallon during film sessions on saturday

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by coach
My dad said when he used to coach there was another coach who would eat two raw onions like an apple and down it with milk straight out of the gallon during film sessions on saturday
dang, I wouldn't wanna sit down-wind of him........ yikes.........

[Cam]

sounds like a fart-lighting competition is in order.......

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Don't forget the fried onions and cabbage.:D

You can top all this off with a tin of sardines. That'll do the trick.:D

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by MUSTANG69
You can top all this off with a tin of sardines. That'll do the trick.:D
Include broccoli & cauliflower! :hairpunk: :hairpunk:

[Ranger Mom]

For some reason, this post reminded me of this joke:

She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days. In the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and, eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. She told him she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. Including the curtain rods.

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

[ccmom]

Hahaha I love it, RM! :clap: