If it gets much colder.....

[PPHSfan]

We may be forced to eat Gsquared's minstrels.:eek:

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
We may be forced to eat Gsquared's minstrels.:eek:

:ack!:

[Cam]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
We may be forced to eat Gsquared's minstrels.:eek:

If it gets much colder....

My pee pee might shrink to incredible new heights,
Even thermals will not satisfy it's cold dislikes.
Can someone please invent a heated underwear?
So I can stand at a urinal with no shame or despair.
To make matters worse it increases stage fright!

Webster's definition of:
Stage fright - 1) the inability to relieve oneself for fear someone's watching. 2) a delay in the urination process.

WebMD's cure of:
Stage fright - try talking to your neighbor. Or, sometimes a loud flatulation will distract the mind and allow you to urinate more easily. Whatever works!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
We may be forced to eat Gsquared's minstrels.:eek:

Dat's sick!:eek:

Cold weather is good otherwise.:nerd:

[Pendragon13]

Gsquared has his own medieval European bards to sing for him?:thinking:

[3afan]

23 in the nation's capital this morning ...

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by SintonFan
Dat's sick!:eek:

Cold weather is good otherwise.:nerd: Cold weather is good if you are wrapped up in front of the fire with your favorite female companion, which is usually my wife.:D
otherwise it sucks when you have to work in it