Ask PPHSfan...

[Bullaholic]

As long as I have been on the board I have always wanted to put up this thread--"Ask PPHSfan" in order to give the Master of Mayhem an opportunity to answer all of our burning questions---and since he has been favoring us a little more regularly lately--I thought it a good time--so here goes, BUT---a word of caution---PPHSfan has been known to be most irreverant and salty in his responses, but always extremely humorous and witty, so don't ask unless you are ready for a PPHSfan-style answer...

PPHSfan: Why can't G2 be seen with you anymore?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
As long as I have been on the board I have always wanted to put up this thread--"Ask PPHSfan" in order to give the Master of Mayhem an opportunity to answer all of our burning questions---and since he has been favoring us a little more regularly lately--I thought it a good time--so here goes, BUT---a word of caution---PPHSfan has been known to be most irreverant and salty in his responses, but always extremely humorous and witty, so don't ask unless you are ready for a PPHSfan-style answer...

PPHSfan: Why can't G2 be seen with you anymore?
Oh dear god, I hope he doesnt answer this question.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Oh dear god, I hope he doesnt answer this question.

care to offer a pre-emptive explanation? :D

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Oh dear god, I hope he doesnt answer this question.
Lucy, I think you got some 'splaining to do! (In my best Ricky Ricardo voice):D

[CenTexSports]

Dear PPHSfan,

Why do East Texas kids run faster than kids from other parts of the state?

[bobcat1]

:1popcorn:

[Bullaholic]

The "king" is apparently handing affairs of state in other parts of the realm....:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic


PPHSfan: Why can't G2 be seen with you anymore?

I'm sure you will understand that I can't go into too much detail, but it is basically the same reason that Bruce Wayne is not allowed to be seen with Batman.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Dear PPHSfan,

Why do East Texas kids run faster than kids from other parts of the state?

This question is as old as the hills. However it is not as old as most tenth graders from East Texas highschools.

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
This question is as old as the hills. However it is not as old as most tenth graders from East Texas highschools.

BURN:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I'm sure you will understand that I can't go into too much detail, but it is basically the same reason that Bruce Wayne is not allowed to be seen with Batman.
But it is not the same reason that Robin isnt allowed to be within 100 yards of a playground.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Gsquared
But it is not the same reason that Robin isnt allowed to be within 100 yards of a playground. That would have to be a West Texas playground then. Am I right?:D

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: Why are McRibs sold only occasionally?

[garciap77]

Dear PPHSfan,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: Why are McRibs sold only occasionally?
PPHS, ill answer this one. Bullaholic, you will notice that McRibs are sold only when abortion rules are changed from time to time. Hence, "abortion on a bun"

[bobcat1]

Hey PPHSfan,

How did Brownwood get beat this year?

[garciap77]

Dear PPHSfan a.k.a Gsquared,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by garciap77
Dear PPHSfan a.k.a Gsquared,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D
:eek:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Gsquared
:eek:
http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/trippy.gif (http://www.sherv.net/banana-emoticon-72.html)http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/trippy.gif (http://www.sherv.net/banana-emoticon-72.html)http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/trippy.gif (http://www.sherv.net/banana-emoticon-72.html)

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Hey PPHSfan,

How did Brownwood get beat this year?

that could be answered with the same question as the east texas speed

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by garciap77
Dear PPHSfan a.k.a Gsquared,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D

I can tell you, garcia, that the "king" and his sidekick, G2, do indeed have different first and last names....

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I can tell you, garcia, that the "king" and his sidekick, G2, do indeed have different first and last names.... Yes I have seen them both at Georges before.

[SHSBulldog00]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Hey PPHSfan,

How did Brownwood get beat this year?

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1268/aanclionpaw.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/aanclionpaw.jpg/)

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I can tell you, garcia, that the "king" and his sidekick, G2, do indeed have different first and last names....

Dear Bullaholic,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Yes I have seen them both at Georges before.
Im glad you said that. Some people have accused PPHS being me in drag.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by SHSBulldog00
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1268/aanclionpaw.jpg (http://img443.imageshack.us/i/aanclionpaw.jpg/) More Facepalm

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss90/LakeWorthTournys/archie.gif http://thethirdestate.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picard-facepalm2.jpg

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Im glad you said that. Some people have accused PPHS being me in drag. You know there is a resemblance but you were both there. You on your faithful steed wearing your thong and he in well what ever you want to call that outfit.

[Bullaholic]

And I snapped this pic of them at Padre during the Christmas holidays:

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/g2pphsfan.jpg

[LIONS#1]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Hey PPHSfan,

How did Brownwood get beat this year?

Brownwood Beat Brownwood !!! with the help of Zebra's
Didn't you get the Memo?:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by LIONS#1
Brownwood Beat Brownwood !!! with the help of Zebra's
Didn't you get the Memo?:D http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss90/LakeWorthTournys/archie.gif

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by garciap77
Dear Bullaholic,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D

Because of the INS? :D

(In jest only--Please don't send me angry PM's--I am NOT anti-Hispanic/Mexican.)

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Because of the INS? :D

(In jest only--Please don't send me angry PM's--I am NOT anti-Hispanic/Mexican.)

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac260/BinaryRock/Public/thats_racist.gif

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Hey PPHSfan,

How did Brownwood get beat this year?

I'm busy at work today folks, but I will get to these as fast as I can.

Brownwood got beat because the other team scored more points.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by garciap77
Dear PPHSfan a.k.a Gsquared,

Why do West Texas kids run faster than kids from East Texas?:D

The key word here is "kids".

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
You know there is a resemblance but you were both there. You on your faithful steed wearing your thong and he in well what ever you want to call that outfit.

Does anyone else have a question :hand: Not about the Tunic?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
The key word here is "kids". :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Yes I have seen them both at Georges before.

PPHSFan is the one who actually introduced me to G2 way before G2 was a member on the dlow. I knew him from another board.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
PPHSFan is the one who actually introduced me to G2 way before G2 was a member on the dlow. I knew him from another board.

Wasn't that the State Game between Gainesville and Burnet?

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Because of the INS? :D

(In jest only--Please don't send me angry PM's--I am NOT anti-Hispanic/Mexican.)

If I wan't to busy toweling off my back I would be offended:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
If I wan't to busy toweling off my back I would be offended:D :spitlol:

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: What is your favorite Texas town?

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: What is your favorite Texas town?


which ever one G2 is wearing a dress in

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: What is your favorite Texas town?
Ill answer this one for him as well. Bullaholic, his favorite town is Winnie.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill answer this one for him as well. Bullaholic, his favorite town is Winnie.

Not Laredo? :D

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Wasn't that the State Game between Gainesville and Burnet?

So if PPHSfan asks a question on the ask PPHSfan thread, who's going to answer his questions? :nerd:

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: What is your favorite Texas town?

I like so many. I guess the one I enjoy most as far as entertainment and food would be Fort Worth. Austin for the music. San Antonio for hotels. And Burleson for the Mexican food.

[LoboesWT]

PPHSfan: When will Region I win another 3A football state Championship?

[Gsquared]

PPHS, have you ever wanted to live in DQ Country?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by LoboesWT
PPHSfan: When will Region I win another 3A football state Championship?

I have fed this question into my computers and found three possible answers.

1: When the population of Muleshoe reaches 3A enrollment.

2: When the lines are redrawn and Celina is put in region 1.

3: When the regions all move clockwise, and 1 becomes the old 2.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
PPHS, have you ever wanted to live in DQ Country?

I tried it once, but I could never get used to the faster pace.

[ccmom]

Originally posted by LoboesWT
PPHSfan: When will Region I win another 3A football state Championship? Come on now...it hasnt been THAT long!! :p

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by ccmom
Come on now...it hasnt been THAT long!! :p

True, but on the downlow it is treated like it was only a myth or a ghost story that peope tell at campfires.

[PPHSfan]

Ok Gang. I'm flying up to Amarillo. Will check in and answer more tonight when I get back to the hotel. Gonna eat at the Big Texan tomorrow. :D

[waterboy]

PPHSfan: What do you do for a living?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by waterboy
PPHSfan: What do you do for a living?

I employ 244 male nurses that are contracted to retirement homes all over the country. They exploit old ladies by having them sew genuine quilts that are then shipped to me on a weekly basis. I in turn, export these fine textiles to China for around nine hundred bucks a pop. On a good week we sell around three thousand. I also own a bowling alley and a liquor store in South Bend Indiana.

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I employ 244 male nurses that are contracted to retirement homes all over the country. They exploit old ladies by having them sew genuine quilts that are then shipped to me on a weekly basis. I in turn, export these fine textiles to China for around nine hundred bucks a pop. On a good week we sell around three thousand. I also own a bowling alley and a liquor store in South Bend Indiana.

Just livin the dream

[SintonFan]

PPHSfan?

Is the number 42 really the meaning of life?:confused:

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
PPHSfan?

Is the number 42 really the meaning of life?:confused:

No. The number forty two is the Answer to most of life's questions. The Meaning of life is love what you do, and to not hate anything, except lines and traffic.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Wasn't that the State Game between Gainesville and Burnet?

Yep!! December 2003

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: Do you allow women to touch the remote control?

[jason]

pphsfan...

why don't you like me ?

[CenTexSports]

I heard he eats computer geeks for breakfast.

[bobcat1]

PPHSfan, what did you think of Obama's speech yesterday?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: Do you allow women to touch the remote control?

Of course. I tell my woman what channel and how loud. She does the rest.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by jason
pphsfan...

why don't you like me ?

I like you just fine Jason. It's your insecurity that bugs me.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
PPHSfan, what did you think of Obama's speech yesterday?

I was not aware that he made a speech yesterday.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yep!! December 2003

Wow. That was before some of the kids on here got their first pimple.

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: Does the light really go off in the frig when you shut the door?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: Does the light really go off in the frig when you shut the door?

Well, there's a story behind that. GSquared and myself were watching Mythbusters one night and he asked the same question. After a few Shiner Bocks we decided to do some testing. We got a gunny sack and went down to the Rainbow Lounge in Ft. Worth and hid behind a parked car. Sure enough, after just a few short hours, a midget came walking by. I held the bag open and GG pushed him inside. We took our captive back to my house and threw him inside of the fridge. G asked him if the light went out whenever we closed the door, but it turns out that our prisoner only spoke French so we didn't find out. Later the next morning, after I downloaded Rosetta Stone and learned French, I asked the midget about the light. He said that I does indeed go out when the door is closed. However, he also told me about some of the things that GSquared did with him the night before, and when I asked G about it he told me that all midgets are " big fat liars". So I'm thinking that he could have lied about the light too. I will do some more research, and get back to you.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Well, there's a story behind that. GSquared and myself were watching Mythbusters one night and he asked the same question. After a few Shiner Bocks we decided to do some testing. We got a gunny sack and went down to the Rainbow Lounge in Ft. Worth and hid behind a parked car. Sure enough, after just a few short hours, a midget came walking by. I held the bag open and GG pushed him inside. We took our captive back to my house and threw him inside of the fridge. G asked him if the light went out whenever we closed the door, but it turns out that our prisoner only spoke French so we didn't find out. Later the next morning, after I downloaded Rosetta Stone and learned French, I asked the midget about the light. He said that I does indeed go out when the door is closed. However, he also told me about some of the things that GSquared did with him the night before, and when I asked G about it he told me that all midgets are " big fat liars". So I'm thinking that he could have lied about the light too. I will do some more research, and get back to you.
Was that the bowlegged midget we caught or the one that kept using the litter box to go to the bathroom?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Was that the bowlegged midget we caught or the one that kept using the litter box to go to the bathroom?

The litter-box midget. Remember how you taught him to do that trick with the peanut butter?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
The litter-box midget. Remember how you taught him to do that trick with the peanut butter?
Yep but I could never figure out how to do the trick without the dog biting you on the nose when your down there lickin the peanut butter off. I misunderstood you suggestion.

[Gsquared]

I have one.
PPHS, do you still write in morse code?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I have one.
PPHS, do you still write in morse code?

Di-dah Di-dah-dit Dit, Dah-di-dah-dah Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah, Di-di-dah-dit Di-dah-dit Di-dit Dah-dah-dit Dah-dah-dit Di-dit Dah-dit, Dah-di-dah Di-dit Dah-di-dit Dah-di-dit Di-dit Dah-dit Dah-dah-dit, Dah-dah Dit Di-di-dah-dah-di-dit, Di-dah Di-di-dah-dit Dah Dit Di-dah-dit, Dah Di-di-di-dit Dit, Dah Di-dah-dit Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah Dah-di-di-dit Di-dah-di-dit Dit, Di-dit Dah, Dah-di-dah-dit Di-dah Di-di-dah Di-di-dit Dit Dah-di-dit Di-di-dah-dah-di-dit, Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah-dit, Dah-di-dah-dit Dah-dah-dah Di-di-dah Di-dah-dit Di-di-dit Dit, Di-dit, Di-dah Dah-dah Di-dah-di-dah-di-dah ,

[crzyjournalist03]

PPHSfan, whatever happend to Sans Couth?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
PPHSfan, whatever happend to Sans Couth?

Many of you may not know this, but Sans Couth invented the technology that allows all of the different wireless phone companies to send text messages "across company lines". In other words, before Sans invented the technology you could only send and receive texts from people with the same provider. Att users could not text Sprint customers and so on. It is my understanding that he bought an island off the Southern coast of Florida, and spends most of his time fishing off the back of a fifty two foot Hatteras.

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: Will the Big 10 remain in Division 1, or will they form a new conference in Division II and include USC?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: Will the Big 10 remain in Division 1, or will they form a new conference in Division II and include USC?

I'm not sure, however I've heard a rumor that Jerry Jones is wanting to buy Notre Dame and then join the PAC 10.

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: Is it necessary to have a mascot which is a member of the canine or feline family to be successful in 3A athletics in Texas?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: Is it necessary to have a mascot which is a member of the canine or feline family to be successful in 3A athletics in Texas?

Do you know what a Buckeye is?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Do you know what a Buckeye is?

Sure--see em' shining in my headlights during hunting season all the time...:D

[SHSBulldog00]

Why are school's that are allowed to recruit their student's allowed to compete against school's that do not?

Why not separate rankings?

[LoboesWT]

PPHSfan: When will the NCAA get it right with College Football?

[Bullaholic]

PPHSfan: How do you make Celina orange?

[garciap77]

Dear PPHSfan,

Can you answer Blue42's question!:D




Originally posted by Blue42
First: paper
Second: cotton
Third: leather
Fourth: linen
Fifth: wood
Sixth: iron
Seventh: copper
Eighth: bronze
Ninth: pottery
Tenth: tin or aluminium
Eleventh: steel
Twelfth: silk
Thirteenth: lace
Fourteenth: ivory
Fifteenth: crystal
Twentieth: china
Twenty-fifth: silver
Thirtieth: pearls

So if Thirtieth is pearls and First is paper what did you give her ?


;)

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by garciap77
Dear PPHSfan,

Can you answer Blue42's question!:D






;)

Uh. No.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSfan: How do you make Celina orange?

You take Pilot Point orange and thin it with pink.

[Ranger Mom]

Are apples orange in Celina??

If so, can you then compare apples to oranges???

[Bullaholic]

PPHSFan--Have you ever seen a pic of Mardi Gras in College Station?

No? Well, here ya go....

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/aggiemardigras.jpg

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
PPHSFan--Have you ever seen a pic of Mardi Gras in College Station?

No? Well, here ya go....

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/aggiemardigras.jpg
LMAO, classic!

[sinton66]

PPHSfan, what's the record for midget tossing and who set it?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by sinton66
PPHSfan, what's the record for midget tossing and who set it?

Well T there are several records, including velocity, distance, accuracy, and of course style points. GSquared and myself have won the annual Cowtown Midget Roundup for seven years running, but we have failed to place very high in the other events.

[Bullaholic]

Why do we call it a hot water heater?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Why do we call it a hot water heater?

"we" don't call it that. Y'all do. :D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Well T there are several records, including velocity, distance, accuracy, and of course style points. GSquared and myself have won the annual Cowtown Midget Roundup for seven years running, but we have failed to place very high in the other events.
We will get better in the other events. Ive really been working on urine distance lately so im sure that will pay dividends.

[garciap77]

Were you invited to the Royal Wedding?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by garciap77
Were you invited to the Royal Wedding?

It was between PPHSFan and the Dos Equis guy, and PPHSFan was invited, but declined because of a more prestigious social engagement at Caligula's....:D

[SintonFan]

PPHSFan: Who would best play Reacher in a movie?:thinking:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
It was between PPHSFan and the Dos Equis guy, and PPHSFan was invited, but declined because of a more prestigious social engagement at Caligula's....:D

:D

[garciap77]

PPHSFan: Are you related to G2?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by garciap77
PPHSFan: Are you related to G2?

Rhetorical midget question?:thinking:

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
PPHSFan: Who would best play Reacher in a movie?:thinking:

Nobody alive can play Reacher. Reacher is larger than life. I hope it never happens.

[Tx Challenge]

PPHSfan, Being stranded in SoCa, I was wondering how the infamous In and Out burgers got it's name

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Nobody alive can play Reacher. Reacher is larger than life. I hope it never happens.

So are you saying someone from 24?:thinking:
:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by garciap77
PPHSFan: Are you related to G2?

No, but he is related to me.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
So are you saying someone from 24?:thinking:
:D

No. I'm saying nobody can "play" reacher. There are maybe a couple of actors that could "pretend", but that's about as far as it could go.

I seriously will be disappointed if they try to make any movies about the series. It would destroy the character. Reacher is the greatest hero to come around in the past fifty years.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks the closet for Jack Reacher.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Tx Challenge
PPHSfan, Being stranded in SoCa, I was wondering how the infamous In and Out burgers got it's name

There are several stories and legends, but you were smart enough to ask a higher authority so I'm obliged to answer.

Originally, the In & Out burger was named "The Goose", and was available only at Fast Freddies Food & Flatulence in East L.A. Fast Freddie sold thousands of them at his humble cafe', mainly to patrons that wanted to cleanse their colon, but also to hippies that would order them by the sack-full.

Later, Freddie was shot dead in an argument over condiments by a waitress named Lucy, who later married a dot com millionaire named Earl. Earl and Lucy took Fast Freddie's recipe, renamed the Burger and the Cafe' and the rest is history.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
We will get better in the other events. Ive really been working on urine distance lately so im sure that will pay dividends.

Have you tried the reverse Tasmanian with a backside Mississippi stranglehold maneuver that I showed you?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Have you tried the reverse Tasmanian with a backside Mississippi stranglehold maneuver that I showed you?
Ohh crap, I though you said something elese, something to do with Cowgirl

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Ohh crap, I though you said something elese, something to do with Cowgirl

No! You were supposed to save that move for the hippo.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
No! You were supposed to save that move for the hippo.
Cant, im out of Herseys Syrup