Waco dirt warterer convention

[pancho villa]

All the dirtwater boys are all excited today cause they leave Thursday to go to waco. HOW GAY!

[bigwood33]

Don't hold back Pancho! Tell us how you really feel about "stand around":D
BTW, I do enjoy baseball myself but have know many a coach who didn't;)

[baseballcoach13]

I personally cannot wait for session number 1...Entitled "How to keep grass out of your dirt, and dirt out of your grass."

Followed by session 2, "dirt waterers unite!"

[pancho villa]

You need to go to the class. Chalking a straight line in my tight pants 101

[pancho villa]

How to look cool in my Oakleys 102

[baseballcoach13]

ive already got those two down.

[Ernest T Bass]

Don't forget: Fashion 102: Pullovers, hair gel, and you.

[pancho villa]

Our two assastant standaround sponsers were talking today about how they can't wait to touch their new fungos. GAY!

[Ernest T Bass]

Don't forget about girl talk at the break out sessions, and the giant make out party at the social later that night.

[baseballcoach13]

yep., we got some new balls too. nice and shiny and never been touched.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
nice and shiny and never been touched.

That definitely won't last long.

[pancho villa]

All our standaround sponsers are bringing their Oakleys to the convention. So they can stare at each others packages without each other knowing.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by pancho villa
All our standaround sponsers are bringing their Oakleys to the convention. So they can stare at each others packages without each other knowing.

Since when do they not want each other knowing?

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Since when do they not want each other knowing?

My Bad!

[pancho villa]

Our asst. dirtwarter sponser is 5' 3" ,weighs 300lbs, and wears medium pants. it should be aginst the rules to have them numbnut sponsers wear uni's during games.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Our asst. dirtwarter sponser is 5' 3" ,weighs 300lbs, and wears medium pants. it should be aginst the rules to have them numbnut sponsers wear uni's during games.

If it's any consolation, I'd rather be in shorts and a t-shirt instead of wearing my baseball pants. But my dirt is raked and watered and ready to go!

[jockcity33]

I am going to wear my baseball pants with my cup in, and my oakleys to the convention Thursday.

[pancho villa]

All our baseball sponsers are so gay! They can't wait to go Georges and look at each others hind catcher mits.

[Ernest T Bass]

Gotta give our stand around sponsor some credit, he's damned resourceful. He drags a section of chain link fence with his truck to rake the field.

[Daddy D 11]

For the second year in a row, I will be there.

[GreenMonster]

I don't know why baseball coaches get a bad rap. At least we aren't pumpkin ball coaches that don't want our kids to lift! Think of us as part time track coaches, we too teach our kids to run fast and turn left! :2thumbsup

[greendawg84]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I don't know why baseball coaches get a bad rap. At least we aren't pumpkin ball coaches that don't want our kids to lift! Think of us as part time track coaches, we too teach our kids to run fast and turn left! :2thumbsup

Maybe you are part time NASCAR coaches , go fast and trun left...:thinking:

[Bullaholic]

I'm beginning to worry about you, Pancho---you know all the baseball coach's fantasies and seem to notice their "tight" pants a lot.... ;) :D

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I'm beginning to worry about you, Pancho---you know all the baseball coach's fantasies and seem to notice their "tight" pants a lot.... ;) :D

I have to listen to all them numbnuts everyday at lunch.

"check out my new tee" or "I just tamped the pitchers mound" WTH?

[Johnnypaycheck]

Man dude, the rye seeds are coming up great this year...and when we mow it just right, you can see the stripes in the outfield grass!

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
Man dude, the rye seeds are coming up great this year...and when we mow it just right, you can see the stripes in the outfield grass!

Johnny is the #1 standaround sponser in the world. He is a league of his own. Are you going to Geor(gay)ges?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Johnny is the #1 standaround sponser in the world. He is a league of his own. Are you going to Geor(gay)ges? They have cold beer there.:D

[Johnnypaycheck]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Johnny is the #1 standaround sponser in the world. He is a league of his own. Are you going to Geor(gay)ges?

I learned all my tricks from a fat ex dirt waterer that is jealous he can't wear a uniform any more. Yes, going to George's. Signing autographs in the bar.

[baseballcoach13]

paycheck, once you get done with the 5a elites, come holler at us...

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
paycheck, once you get done with the 5a elites, come holler at us...

Don't do it paycheck standaround13 is a mini-dirtwaterer. he can't even hold your HOSE!

[baseballcoach13]

hahaha...ill slap you and paycheck with my hose.

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
hahaha...ill slap you and paycheck with my hose.

Go rake something!

[baseballcoach13]

I am more of a tamp type of guy

[pancho villa]

I just overheard the standaround sponsers talking in the coaches office about their trip to Waco.

"I can't wait to go to the leacture on first and third situations"
HOW PITIFUL!

[baseballcoach13]

Yeah, and attending one called "FINDING THE SWEET SPOT TO STICK YOUR POLEvault POLE " would be awesome.

[Ernest T Bass]

Originally posted by pancho villa
he can't even hold your HOSE!

Don't think for one minute he won't make a noble attempt, though.

[baseballcoach13]

ONE MORE DAY!!!!!!

[areacode337]

Leaving the Lakes about 9:00 am tomorrow for Waco.....want us to pick you up Panch.......

[baseballcoach13]

at 9 am pancho will be on his third breakfast and ready for a siesta.

[pancho villa]

I would rather get poked in the eye with a sharp stick while mowing my neibors lawn, before going to a standaround convention in Waco!

Happy hour at Georges is 1/2 off white wine, and cheese from 3-8 this weekend for the boys.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I would rather get poked in the eye with a sharp stick while mowing my neibors lawn, before going to a standaround convention in Waco!

Happy hour at Georges is 1/2 off white wine, and cheese from 3-8 this weekend for the boys. :clap: :clap: :clap::fnypost:

[pancho villa]

All the standaround sponsers are gone to waco this am.
It is so nice having all them hens gone!

[bigwood33]

With all of that peace and quiet maybe you can catch a siesta in the coaches office! There won't be any unnecessary chants of "Rip- Rope, Rip- Rope, Rip- Rope" or "Humm- Batta, Humm Batta" and the like.

[baseballcoach13]

Pancho. You would love it up here. They have cookies on almost every exhibit table.