A game less gay than association.

[PPHSfan]

Would You Rather.....

Example:

PPHSfan asks: "Would you rather eat food from Burger King, or make love to a midget?"

Gsquared answers: "I love midgets"

Then it's G2's turn to ask and he asks:

"Would you rather play on a soccer team, or make posts on some stupid game thread?"

and so on......

I will go first since I'm the one who stole the idea from another site.

Would you rather eat your boogers, or root for USC to win a football game?"

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Would You Rather.....

Example:

PPHSfan asks: "Would you rather eat food from Burger King, or make love to a midget?"

Gsquared answers: "I love midgets"

Then it's G2's turn to ask and he asks:

"Would you rather play on a soccer team, or make posts on some stupid game thread?"

and so on......

I will go first since I'm the one who stole the idea from another site.

Would you rather eat your boogers, or root for USC to win a football game?"

well, I've eaten boogers before as a kid, so I guess that wins by technicality...

Would you rather...

See Rocket be named owner of the DownLow

or

See Farmersfan be named head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
well, I've eaten boogers before as a kid, so I guess that wins by technicality...

Would you rather...

See Rocket be named owner of the DownLow

or

See Farmersfan be named head coach of the Dallas Cowboys?

Farmersfan being named HC of the Cowboys. He couldn't be any worse than Barry Switzer.

What would you rather see...

Injuredinmelee in a cage fight with Beast?

or

PPHSFan divulge his gross annual income and provide proof?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Farmersfan being named HC of the Cowboys. He couldn't be any worse than Barry Switzer.

What would you rather see...

Injuredinmelee in a cage fight with Beast?

or

PPHSFan divulge his gross annual income and provide proof? Injured and Beast for sure. I'd sell tickets to that one.

Would you rather see TXB not have an opinion contrary to yours

or West Texas beat East Texas at track?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Injured and Beast for sure. I'd sell tickets to that one.

Would you rather see TXB not have an opinion contrary to yours

or West Texas beat East Texas at track?

I would pay a buttload of money to see West Texas win the track meet.

Would you rather watch a Rifleman marathon with PhilC or have Wos87 write your biography?

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I would pay a buttload of money to see West Texas win the track meet.

Would you rather watch a Rifleman marathon with PhilC or have Wos87 write your biography? Watch a Rifleman marathon with Phil C.

Where would you want your son to play, Celina or Brownwood?:devil: :devil:

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Watch a Rifleman marathon with Phil C.

Where would you want your son to play, Celina or Brownwood?:devil: :devil:

Celina, especially if Kenny Chesney is a regular :rolleyes:

Would you rather swim in the general vicinity of a bunch of sharks, or get in a fist fight with a gorilla?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
Celina, especially if Kenny Chesney is a regular :rolleyes:

Would you rather swim in the general vicinity of a bunch of sharks, or get in a fist fight with a gorilla?

I'm gonna pass. I'm too busy laughing.

[ctown]

Go-rilla. Yeah baby!!

Would you rather snort salt up your nose or lick a frozen flag pole?

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by ctown
Go-rilla. Yeah baby!!

Would you rather snort salt up your nose or lick a frozen flag pole?

Whoa whoa whoa lets not turn this gay lol no homo

[ctown]

there's always a choice. nobody said you had to take the pole....

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by ctown
there's always a choice. nobody said you had to take the pole....
Sounds like a bad pick-up line

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by ctown
Go-rilla. Yeah baby!!

Would you rather snort salt up your nose or lick a frozen flag pole?

I'd say salt since theres been plenty of salt water in there.

would you rather be Steve Bartman, or Bill Buckner?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
I'd say salt since theres been plenty of salt water in there.

would you rather be Steve Bartman, or Bill Buckner? Bill Buckner because he was a pro ball player.

Would you rather see Ranger Mom and CCMom wrassle in Wesson oil or Rocket supporting Celina all year and wearing Orange.

[BEAST]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Injured and Beast for sure. I'd sell tickets to that one.

I vote for that one.




BEAST

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by BEAST
I vote for that one.




BEAST

Some people have a hard time understanding the game.

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Bill Buckner because he was a pro ball player.

Would you rather see Ranger Mom and CCMom wrassle in Wesson oil or Rocket supporting Celina all year and wearing Orange.

Go RM and CCMOM!!! :clap:

Would you rather ETB admit he's TXB!!!:confused:

or

or Bobcat1 admit to only have 7-1/2 State Championships:doh:


;) :p

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU
Go RM and CCMOM!!! :clap:

Would you rather ETB admit he's TXB!!!:confused:

or

or Bobcat1 admit to only have 7-1/2 State Championships:doh:


;) :p

Is it true TXB?

Would you rather eat one of G2's toenails, or have Rex Ryan coach your church's peewee football team?

[poisoned10]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Is it true TXB?

Would you rather eat one of G2's toenails, or have Rex Ryan coach your church's peewee football team?

I've heard bad things about G2's hygiene, or lack there of, I'll take my chances with Rex Ryan.

Would you rather:

Be married to Courtney Love in the middle of her worst drug years

or

Be Carrot Top's lover?

[FbCoachB40]

I would take Rex Ryan...maybe he could get young men in the church to take on a Warrior's attitude.

Would you rather watch 4 hours of "Saved by the Bell" or have to watch two slot-t teams play each other?

[CenTexSports]

As an official, two slot-t teams because the game would be over by 9:15.

Would you rather ride four hours in a car with a Brownwood fan

or

Listen to Jerry Jones talk about his prowess as a GM

[RoyceTTU]

I would rather be in the car with a Brownwood fan :D

These two Rivalries are some of the best I know of, what would you rather see.....

Brownwood vs. Stephenville

or

Sweetwater vs. Snyder

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU
I would rather be in the car with a Brownwood fan :D

These two Rivalries are some of the best I know of, what would you rather see.....

Brownwood vs. Stephenville

or

Sweetwater vs. Snyder

Brownwood vs. Stephenville

Would you rather have Brownwood admit they failed and aren't relevant to this century

Or have Brownwood admit Celina is superior:p

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Brownwood vs. Stephenville

Would you rather have Brownwood admit they failed and aren't relevant to this century

Or have Brownwood admit Celina is superior:p

I'll take superior Celina....

Would you rather be strapped to a chair and played Rocket posts full volume 24-7, or swap underwear with G2 in the men's room?

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Brownwood vs. Stephenville

Would you rather have Brownwood admit they failed and aren't relevant to this century

Or have Brownwood admit Celina is superior:p Brownwood admit their inferiority! Would you rather spend the evening with Gordon Wood or Pop Warner?

[crzyjournalist03]

For those of you who still haven't grasped the concept or have apparently never heard of this game before, "Would you rather" is supposed to be between two unattractive choices, not two things that people would actually look forward to doing.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Brownwood admit their inferiority! Would you rather spend the evening with Gordon Wood or Pop Warner?

Pop Warner was cool.

Would you rather see Black_Magic be the keynote speaker at a Tea Party rally or watch a crazed monkey screw a skunk?

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
For those of you who still haven't grasped the concept or have apparently never heard of this game before, "Would you rather" is supposed to be between two unattractive choices, not two things that people would actually look forward to doing.

http://xc4.xanga.com/576f776534233264377516/z210792117.jpg

:D :D :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Pop Warner was cool.

Would you rather see Black_Magic be the keynote speaker at a Tea Party rally or watch a crazed monkey screw a skunk? I'll take Black Magic.

Would you rather see Rosie ODonnell getting her Mack on or G2 ride a stick horse in his thong

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Pop Warner was cool.

Would you rather see Black_Magic be the keynote speaker at a Tea Party rally or watch a crazed monkey screw a skunk?

Can we transpose the words "Black Magic" and "skunk" ? :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Can we transpose the words "Black Magic" and "skunk" ? :D LMAO!

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Pop Warner was cool.

Would you rather see Black_Magic be the keynote speaker at a Tea Party rally or watch a crazed monkey screw a skunk?

In a sick way the Monkey! I do not know what this means, but I will discuss it with my therapist later:D

Would you rather see Janet Reno or Barbara Bush at the Strip Club?

[Deuce]

Originally posted by LoboesWT
In a sick way the Monkey! I do not know what this means, but I will discuss it with my therapist later:D

Would you rather see Janet Reno or Barbara Bush at the Strip Club?

Bush and I dont know why.

Would you rather get hit in the mouth with a baseball bat or hit in the groin with a baseball bat?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Deuce
Bush and I dont know why.

Would you rather get hit in the mouth with a baseball bat or hit in the groin with a baseball bat? Mouth

I'll ask this again since I got no takers; Would you rather see Rosie ODonnell getting her Mack on or G2 ride a stick horse in his thong?

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Mouth

I'll ask this again since I got no takers; Would you rather see Rosie ODonnell getting her Mack on or G2 ride a stick horse in his thong?

G2 riding a well lubed stick!!! definetly!

Would you rather be stuck in a bathtub naked with dirreha or become a Brownwood fan?

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by rykerx144
G2 riding a well lubed stick!!! definetly!

Would you rather be stuck in a bathtub naked with dirreha or become a Brownwood fan?


Can't answer the question. I can't hear it over the Gay-ness of the first statement.:D

[CenTexSports]

Speaking of gay and association: Did anyboby see the UConn and Stanford women's BB game? At the end, they kept showing Condie Rice with a middle age white woman. Was that her significant other?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by rykerx144
G2 riding a well lubed stick!!! definetly!

Would you rather be stuck in a bathtub naked with dirreha or become a Brownwood fan?

bathtub naked...at least your diarrhea would go down the drain!

Would you rather Go to a maximum security prison and share a room with a rapist for 3 months or spend 15 minutes in a boxing ring with Mike Tyson and not be allowed to wear gloves?

[CenTexSports]

I'll take Tyson because without gloves, I could cover my ears.

Would you rather make RM ao mad at you she would not talk to you for 5 years or watch ocotmom give birth to all eight babies?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
I'll take Tyson because without gloves, I could cover my ears.

Would you rather make RM ao mad at you she would not talk to you for 5 years or watch ocotmom give birth to all eight babies?

I'll take octomom, it was a c-section anyway.

Would you rather read all of FF's and Tbc's debates over the Cowboys or get a nut crunched by G2's steel-toe shoe wearing midget ninja?

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by SintonFan
I'll take octomom, it was a c-section anyway.

Would you rather read all of FF's and Tbc's debates over the Cowboys or get a nut crunched by G2's steel-toe shoe wearing midget ninja?
No brainer, going with the midget:D

[Bullaholic]

This thread is serving to reinforce what we have all known for a long, long time----the vast majority of 3ADL posters need professional help. Sure hope WOS87 is around to do some online evals of some of the latent tendencies I have seen expressed....:D

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by SintonFan
I'll take octomom, it was a c-section anyway.

Would you rather read all of FF's and Tbc's debates over the Cowboys or get a nut crunched by G2's steel-toe shoe wearing midget ninja?

I would rather debate the cowboys!! Im kinda freaked out by midgets!!!

would you rather watch Lobos eat worms out of rockets pants? or add another housewife with a power trip as a moderator?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by rykerx144
I would rather debate the cowboys!! Im kinda freaked out by midgets!!!

would you rather watch Lobos eat worms out of rockets pants? or add another housewife with a power trip as a moderator?

:wave: :D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
:wave: :D Did someone kill this thread?:confused:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Did someone kill this thread?:confused:

No--I was just speculating on ryker's chances of going in timeout because of his "housewife mod" post....:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by rykerx144
I would rather debate the cowboys!! Im kinda freaked out by midgets!!!

would you rather watch Lobos eat worms out of rockets pants? or add another housewife with a power trip as a moderator?

rykerx144 made me laugh

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
No--I was just speculating on ryker's chances of going in timeout because of his "housewife mod" post....:D

Considering that all 3 female mods have full time jobs....I have no clue who he is talking about!!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by rykerx144
I would rather debate the cowboys!! Im kinda freaked out by midgets!!!

would you rather watch Lobos eat worms out of rockets pants? or add another housewife with a power trip as a moderator?

Add another housewife and you better watch it buster!

Would you rather listen to Barry Manilow or walk (barefooted) on broken glass?

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Add another housewife and you better watch it buster!

Would you rather listen to Barry Manilow or walk (barefooted) on broken glass?

Id much rather face the glass! and thats MR.Buster to you!
Would you rather suck start a pistol or add another housewife with a power trip and a full time job as mod? is that better?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by rykerx144
Id much rather face the glass! and thats MR.Buster to you!
Would you rather suck start a pistol or add another housewife with a power trip and a full time job as mod? is that better?

Unless her full-time job is cleaning her house, she isn't a "housewife".

I guess you better be glad I am not in a "power trip" mood today!!

I COULD issue a warning!!!

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Unless her full-time job is cleaning her house, she isn't a "housewife".

I guess you better be glad I am not in a "power trip" mood today!!

I COULD issue a warning!!!

once again did I violate a rule?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by rykerx144
Id much rather face the glass! and thats MR.Buster to you!
Would you rather suck start a pistol or add another housewife with a power trip and a full time job as mod? is that better?


Are you in a bad mood or is that genuine hostility I am sensing....ehhhh, whatever....:)

Let's see, ADD ANOTHER MOD.

Would you rather be a ROM or like to continue criticizing the female mods?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Add another housewife and you better watch it buster!

Would you rather listen to Barry Manilow or walk (barefooted) on broken glass?

I would rather listen to Barry Manilow walking on broken glass. Wait! is that a dangling participle?

Would you rather fart in a crowded elevator and have everyone know it was you, or be in the same elevator when G2 farted?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by rykerx144
once again did I violate a rule?

If you don't see it, then I don't think I will be able to explain it where you will be able to understand it!!

But....don't get all booty hurt over it...you didn't get warned....or even get a little FYI in your PM box.

I would leave it at that if I were you!!

[rykerx144]

yes my box if full of fyi"s but I still dont seem to see where I violated any written rules other than saying a general statment that someone might not agree with. Are opinions rule violations?

[PPHSfan]

Would you rather have fun playing a stupid game, or listen to thread pirates whine about the rules?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by rykerx144
yes my box if full of fyi"s but I still dont seem to see where I violated any written rules other than saying a general statment that someone might not agree with. Are opinions rule violations?

I guess you can count yourself lucky that you have FYI's..and not warnings.

But....I just packed my bag to go on my "trip"....see ya back here sometime tomorrow!!!! :rolleyes:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Would you rather have fun playing a stupid game, or listen to thread pirates whine about the rules?

Don't worry....no more whining from the pirates today!!

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Would you rather have fun playing a stupid game, or listen to thread pirates whine about the rules?
You play to win the game!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by rykerx144
yes my box if full of fyi"s but I still dont seem to see where I violated any written rules other than saying a general statment that someone might not agree with. Are opinions rule violations?

seriously dude, stop pissing in a perfectly fun thread. If you need to ask questions, take it up in a PM with a moderator.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by rykerx144
yes my box if full of fyi"s but I still dont seem to see where I violated any written rules other than saying a general statment that someone might not agree with. Are opinions rule violations? http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017453582079952.jpg

LOL

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate4state
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/3/129017453582079952.jpg

LOL

hahaha, someone is grumpy today.;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
hahaha, someone is grumpy today.;)

What in the heck is that dog in the background wearing??

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
What in the heck is that dog in the background wearing?? :spitlol: :spitlol:

good question!

[PPHSfan]

Would you rather massage PPHSfan's ego by playing his game, or piss him off so that he waits six months before coming back to the board again? Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[pirate4state]

the fact that someone took the time to write this blog makes me LOLz

http://blog.buzvia.com/moderator-power-trips

especially amusing is the comment from Jane :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Would you rather massage PPHSfan's ego by playing his game, or piss him off so that he waits six months before coming back to the board again? Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I will give you a freakin massage....okay??

Gotta get back to work though....so y'all will have to play without me!!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Would you rather massage PPHSfan's ego by playing his game, or piss him off so that he waits six months before coming back to the board again? Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!


ohhh okay, play your game.....

Would you rather clean a toilet or change a baby's crappy diaper...

I find it difficult to think of "bad" things; therefore, I am not good at this game.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
ohhh okay, play your game.....

Would you rather clean a toilet or change a baby's crappy diaper...

I find it difficult to think of "bad" things; therefore, I am not good at this game.

clean the toilet...I change crappy diapers regularly and am currently trying to bribe my daughter into using the potty, but she keeps raising the stakes higher....

Would you rather vomit on your date on your first date, or have your date vomit on you on your first date?

[defense51]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
clean the toilet...I change crappy diapers regularly and am currently trying to bribe my daughter into using the potty, but she keeps raising the stakes higher....

Would you rather vomit on your date on your first date, or have your date vomit on you on your first date? definately vomit on my date

[slpybear the bullfan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
clean the toilet...I change crappy diapers regularly and am currently trying to bribe my daughter into using the potty, but she keeps raising the stakes higher....

Would you rather vomit on your date on your first date, or have your date vomit on you on your first date?

Vomit on my date on our first (and last date).

Would you rather play cards with your Sister's kids or eat Fried Chicken with Slingblade?

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
Vomit on my date on our first (and last date).

Would you rather play cards with your Sister's kids or eat Fried Chicken with Slingblade? Play cards with sister's kids.

Would you rather sit in front of someone with a Vuvuzela or LHPM with her cowbell at a football game?:D :D

[LoboesWT]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DaHop72
Play cards with sister's kids.

Would you rather sit in front of someone with a Vuvuzela or LHPM with her cowbell at a football game?:D :D [/QUOTE

"It needs more COWBELL!!!" SNL baby

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Play cards with sister's kids.

Would you rather sit in front of someone with a Vuvuzela or LHPM with her cowbell at a football game?:D :D

Vuvuzela...no doubt! LHPM is downright dangerous with that bell!! Sometimes the only danger she inflicts is on herself though!!! :D :D

Would you rather eat a handful of hair from a strangers back, or lick a dirty toilet???

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Vuvuzela...no doubt! LHPM is downright dangerous with that bell!! Sometimes the only danger she inflicts is on herself though!!! :D :D

Would you rather eat a handful of hair from a strangers back, or lick a dirty toilet???

Gimme the (ugh!) hair....

Would you rather play "Truth or Dare" with PPHSFan or have RM find out you hacked her webcam 2 years ago?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
or have RM find out you hacked her webcam 2 years ago?



:eek: :eek: :eek: Is that even possible??????:eek:

[coach]

Would you rather lick peanut butter between fat bastard's armpits or get hit in the face by a mike tyson punch bare knuckles

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by coach
Would you rather lick peanut butter between fat bastard's armpits or get hit in the face by a mike tyson punch bare knuckles Mike Tyson punch

Would you rather eat someone's elses bugger or suck snot out of their nose with your mouth.

[coach]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Mike Tyson punch

Would you rather eat someone's elses bugger or suck snot out of their nose with your mouth.

who's snot?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Gimme the (ugh!) hair....

Would you rather play "Truth or Dare" with PPHSFan or have RM find out you hacked her webcam 2 years ago?

Brave man there Bulla...:D

Would you rather find out Bullsfan is a dude or find out Beast is a chick?

btw, you two above ignored Bulla's "woo yoo ratter" :nerd:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by coach
who's snot? Does it Matter that much? Mike Tysons then.:speech:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by SintonFan
Brave man there Bulla...:D

Would you rather find out Bullsfan is a dude or find out Beast is a chick?

btw, you two above ignored Bulla's "woo yoo ratter" :nerd: I'll Take Bullsfan is a dude

Would you rather walk up G2 and PPHS in a full frontal kiss or be crapped on by a hippo

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
I'll Take Bullsfan is a dude

Would you rather walk up G2 and PPHS in a full frontal kiss or be crapped on by a hippo

:eek:
I'll take the crappy hippo:eek:

Would you rather see the Eagles win the Super bowl this year in Jerry World or the Patriots?

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by SintonFan
:eek:
I'll take the crappy hippo:eek:

Would you rather see the Eagles win the Super bowl this year in Jerry World or the Patriots?

Eagles

Would you rather lose a foot or a hand?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by LoboesWT
Eagles

Would you rather lose a foot or a hand? Foot

Would you rather see Jerry hire back Wade as Head Coach or Dave Campo

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:eek: :eek: :eek: Is that even possible??????:eek:

To answer your question, RM. Unfortunately, that does go on everyday in cyberspace. A few simple security measures can keep that from happening.

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
To answer your question, RM. Unfortunately, that does go on everyday in cyberspace. A few simple security measures can keep that from happening. We'va all been watching for months. :D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Foot

Would you rather see Jerry hire back Wade as Head Coach or Dave Campo

ummmm...
*ack ack*
Dave Wade!:D

Would you rather see Jerry Jones go into the Hall of Fame or Jerry Jones go into the Hall of Shame?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by SintonFan
ummmm...
*ack ack*
Dave Wade!:D

Would you rather see Jerry Jones go into the Hall of Fame or Jerry Jones go into the Hall of Shame? Hall of Shame

Would you rather Peewee Herman abusing Barney or Mr Rogers loving up on Troy Polamalu's hair

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Hall of Shame

Would you see rather Peewee Herman abusing Barney or Mr Rogers loving up on Troy Polamalu's hair

I'm pretty sure Peewee Herman already was caught loving on some hair or air.
I'll take the abuse of Barney.

Would you rather be the horse in Bachelor Party or Kathy Bates' interest in Misery?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
I'm pretty sure Peewee Herman already was caught loving on some hair or air.
I'll take the abuse of Barney.

Would you rather be the horse in Bachelor Party or Kathy Bates' interest in Misery?

I will take Kathy and her hammer.

Would you rather be Eight Feet tall, or Four Foot Ten?

[Deuce]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I will take Kathy and her hammer.

Would you rather be Eight Feet tall, or Four Foot Ten?

4 foot ten! Would be neat to be in Rockets shoes for a day.

Would you rather eat glass or sleep with Rosie Odonnell?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Deuce
4 foot ten! Would be neat to be in Rockets shoes for a day.

Would you rather eat glass or sleep with Rosie Odonnell? Glass!

Would you like to bury your face in fresh cow crap or eat a bowl of maggots?

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Glass!

Would you like to bury your face in fresh cow crap or eat a bowl of maggots?

cow crap if it's old and crusty :(

Have you teeth kicked in "American History X" style:mad:

or

Be on the losing end of the Boys Town Donkey show:eek:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU
cow crap if it's old and crusty :(

Have you teeth kicked in "American History X" style:mad:

or

Be on the losing end of the Boys Town Donkey show:eek: teeth!

Would you rather eat a bowl of Fish Eyes or lay on a bed full of scorpions?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU


Be on the losing end of the Boys Town Donkey show:eek:

My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd:

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd:

I was too afraid to venture out of Acuna to get that far in. Now I'm too afraid to get South of RockSprings much less cross the border. :thinking:

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd: :eek: :eek:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd:

Oh--ooooooh--ummmmmm----so many unappropriate things I am tempted to type, but I don't want any board bench splinters in my rump....:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by bobcat1
:eek: :eek:

I'm sure that was my exact expression!!

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Oh--ooooooh--ummmmmm----so many unappropriate things I am tempted to type, but I don't want any board bench splinters in my rump....:D Me too and it would fit in this thread so well but I will abstain from further comment. :D

[ccmom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd:

I've been there too....MANY moons ago and I'm not sure I will ever fully recover from the things my young eyes saw. Donkeys, and candles and skanks...oh my!! :eek: :dispntd: :ack!:

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by ccmom
I've been there too....MANY moons ago and I'm not sure I will ever fully recover from the things my young eyes saw. Donkeys, and candles and skanks...oh my!! :eek: :dispntd: :ack!:

That is just plain funny. I will make no other comments in regards to South of the Border. Anything further stated can be used against me. :o

Would you rather wake up naked on sixth street in Austin or be awake naked on sixth street in Austin?

[Old LB]

Originally posted by LoboesWT
That is just plain funny. I will make no other comments in regards to South of the Border. Anything further stated can be used against me. :o

Would you rather wake up naked on sixth street in Austin or be awake naked on sixth street in Austin?

Be awake naked, not that far out of the ordinary on 6th street.

Would you rather see the Cowboys continue to suck or trade Romo?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Old LB
Would you rather see the Cowboys continue to suck or trade Romo?

Trade Romo

Would you rather drive a mini-van or drive a prius?

[rykerx144]

there are some things even the Lord dont want to know.

[ccmom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Trade Romo

Would you rather drive a mini-van or drive a prius? Gimme the mini-van and I'll convince myself I'm still in a suburban...

Would you rather have to tell an employee that their body odor is offensive or lick the pee trough at Gordon Wood?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by ccmom
Gimme the mini-van and I'll convince myself I'm still in a suburban...

Would you rather have to tell an employee that their body odor is offensive or lick the pee trough at Gordon Wood?

B.O. all the way...that's actually in our employee handbook because apparently it was an issue with an employee before I worked here.

Would you rather have Ryan Leaf as your quarterback or JaMarcus Russell?

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My ex husband drug me to Boys Town one time and I glimpsed a Donkey Show!

Not one of my better memories!!:dispntd:

Does the donkey ever write or call or try to stay in touch with you at all?:eek: :eek: :D :D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Does the donkey ever write or call or try to stay in touch with you at all?:eek: :eek: :D :D

:fnypost: - but Lord help you, bogey...:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
B.O. all the way...that's actually in our employee handbook because apparently it was an issue with an employee before I worked here.

Would you rather have Ryan Leaf as your quarterback or JaMarcus Russell?

Russell(and I don't know why? :()

Would you rather watch the Super Bowl in person or completely miss the Super Bowl, if the Cowboys won it that year?

[Hupernikomen]

Watch it no matter who is playing.

Would you rather change your religion or have to work for the EPA enforcement division for a living?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Hupernikomen
Watch it no matter who is playing.

Would you rather change your religion or have to work for the EPA enforcement division for a living?

That might be above my pay grade...:(

I'll take changing religion.

Would you rather move to a 5A town or a 1A town?

[rykerx144]

Originally posted by SintonFan
That might be above my pay grade...:(

I'll take changing religion.

Would you rather move to a 5A town or a 1A town?

1a for sure!! Less people. I hate people!

Would you rather get a tatoo from Muhmmid Ali or play horshoes with Stevie Wonder??

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Does the donkey ever write or call or try to stay in touch with you at all?:eek: :eek: :D :D

Ha Ha!:tongue: :tongue:

I will tell you, we walked into that seedy bar, I saw what was going on on the stage and I immediately turned around and walked out.

My ex and the 2 guys that were with us never saw me leave. I probably stood outside that bar for a good 5 minutes before they realized I was no longer there!!!:rolleyes:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by rykerx144
Would you rather get a tatoo from Muhmmid Ali or play horshoes with Stevie Wonder??

Definitely horseshoes with Stevie Wonder....I can move quickly, if need be.

Would you rather ride a bull in a rodeo or be the person in charge of cleaning up after the animals for several days?

[slpybear the bullfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Definitely horseshoes with Stevie Wonder....I can move quickly, if need be.

Would you rather ride a bull in a rodeo or be the person in charge of cleaning up after the animals for several days?

Pass me a shovel.

Would you rather ride a chartered bus 3 hours to a HS Football game

or

Drive your own vehicle 3 hours to a HS Football game?

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
Pass me a shovel.

Would you rather ride a chartered bus 3 hours to a HS Football game

or

Drive your own vehicle 3 hours to a HS Football game?

take my own car.

Would you rather gargle with someone elses vomit, or, watch an 85 yr old stripper?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by nobogey72
Would you rather gargle with someone elses vomit, or, watch an 85 yr old stripper?

Watch the stripper...I can squint or something during the really rough parts.

Would you rather work on your town's annual budget for a week or read water meters for a week?

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Watch the stripper...I can squint or something during the really rough parts.

Would you rather work on your town's annual budget for a week or read water meters for a week?

Read meters. What a great job!!! L

Would you rather wait in line at wal-mart for thirty minutes to buy something that costs three dollars, or drill a small hole in your forehead?

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Read meters. What a great job!!! L

Would you rather wait in line at wal-mart for thirty minutes to buy something that costs three dollars, or drill a small hole in your forehead? Drill a small hole in my head, all bleeding eventually stops.

Would you rather spend the day with Old Tiger or Emerson1?:devil:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Would you rather spend the day with Old Tiger or Emerson1?:devil:


Emerson1....I would physically force him to remove the nacho avatar picture.;)

Would you rather chew aluminum foil or scratch fingernails on a chalkboard?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Emerson1....I would physically force him to remove the nacho avatar picture.;)

Would you rather chew aluminum foil or scratch fingernails on a chalkboard? Fingernails on a chalk board.

Would you rather see PPHS snorting G2s shorts or ask TXB if he agrees. :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Fingernails on a chalk board.

Would you rather see PPHS snorting G2s shorts or ask TXB if he agrees. :D

Easy, I like TXB even when he is argumentative.

Would you rather be stung by a couple of wasps or accidently stand in a bed of fire ants?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Easy, I like TXB even when he is argumentative.

Would you rather be stung by a couple of wasps or accidently stand in a bed of fire ants?

How else do you stand in a bed of fire ants? :D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Easy, I like TXB even when he is argumentative.

Would you rather be stung by a couple of wasps or accidently stand in a bed of fire ants?

I will take the wasps.

Would you rather drive through Houston at five pm on a friday, or have G2 sit on your side at a playoff game?

[Old LB]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
I will take the wasps.

Would you rather drive through Houston at five pm on a friday, or have G2 sit on your side at a playoff game?

Drive through Houston on Friday @5 pm

Would you rather see Rocket and Black Magic end up in the same nursing home or see TXB and Farmersfan attend a Cowboys game together?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
How else do you stand in a bed of fire ants? :D

smart ass ;)

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Old LB
Drive through Houston on Friday @5 pm

Would you rather see Rocket and Black Magic end up in the same nursing home or see TXB and Farmersfan attend a Cowboys game together? TXB and Farmersfan

Would you rather wash week old jocks by hand or clean the locker room toilets

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Would you rather wash week old jocks by hand or clean the locker room toilets


toilets.......disgusting:speech:

Would you rather have to untangle and hang Christmas lights or go Christmas caroling?



:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
toilets.......disgusting:speech:

Would you rather have to untangle and hang Christmas lights or go Christmas caroling?



:D

Go sing with the group.

Would you rather get bad service at a restaurant, or get caught looking at yourself naked in the full length mirror on your closet door singing the Rick Rolled song?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Go sing with the group.

Would you rather get bad service at a restaurant, or get caught looking at yourself naked in the full length mirror on your closet door singing the Rick Rolled song?

"Where is that Dos XX I ordered 20 mins. ago?"

Would you rather find out about your sister-in-law eloping to Vegas on Super Sunday weekend and you and your wife are are asked to be best man and maid-of-honor and you have 2 Super Bowl tickets on the 50yl or would you rather have 3 root canals with no shots?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
"Where is that Dos XX I ordered 20 mins. ago?"

Would you rather find out about your sister-in-law eloping to Vegas on Super Sunday weekend and you and your wife are are asked to be best man and maid-of-honor and you have 2 Super Bowl tickets on the 50yl or would you rather have 3 root canals with no shots? Vegas DVR!

Would you rather have hemorhioids that looked like a stringer of dead fish or no teeth

[slpybear the bullfan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Vegas DVR!

Would you rather have hemorhioids that looked like a stringer of dead fish or no teeth

LMAO!!!!

Give me catfish moufth!!!

Granola Girl or Granola Diet?

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
LMAO!!!!

Give me catfish moufth!!!

Granola Girl or Granola Diet? Diet.

Would you rather stick your tongue to the freezer or tear of your big toenail with pliers.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bobcat1
Would you rather stick your tongue to the freezer or tear of your big toenail with pliers.

Stick my tongue to the freezer

Would you rather have a colonoscopy without anesthesia or pass a kidney stone?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Stick my tongue to the freezer

Would you rather have a colonoscopy without anesthesia or pass a kidney stone?

Can I still play if I have done both?....:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Can I still play if I have done both?....:D :spitlol: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol: Pick the lesser of two evils.....:D

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Stick my tongue to the freezer

Would you rather have a colonoscopy without anesthesia or pass a kidney stone?

Kidney stone. But man that's a tough one.


Would you rather drive across country listening to Al Franken on the radio, or be the only guy with jumper cables at the Cinco De Mayo picnic?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan

Would you rather drive across country listening to Al Franken on the radio, or be the only guy with jumper cables at the Cinco De Mayo picnic?


I would make $$ and friends with the jumper cables.:D

Would you rather break a finger or a toe? And no, you don't get to pick right or left.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I would make $$ and friends with the jumper cables.:D

Would you rather break a finger or a toe? And no, you don't get to pick right or left.

Can I pick whose finger or toe? :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Can I pick whose finger or toe? :D


You KILL me!
:evil: ;)

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
You KILL me!
:evil: ;)

:inlove: Here--let me blow you a kiss from Bull Country...

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/cow tongue.jpg

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I would make $$ and friends with the jumper cables.:D

Would you rather break a finger or a toe? And no, you don't get to pick right or left.

Finger. Walking more important than typing.

Would you rather spend an hour in the cold without a coat, or an hour in the heat without water. Say cold is thirty two. Hot is a hundred.

[garciap77]

More Gay!:D

[skins4life]

Originally posted by garciap77
More Gay!:D

Rupaul

[garciap77]

Originally posted by skins4life
Rupaul

PPHSfan Uncle!:D

[bobcat1]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Finger. Walking more important than typing.

Would you rather spend an hour in the cold without a coat, or an hour in the heat without water. Say cold is thirty two. Hot is a hundred. Hot without water.

Would you rather be a Westboro Baptist Church member or a Philidelphia Eagle fan?