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Lucky2Coach
12-15-2010, 02:36 PM
got buck teeth so bad, she could eat a piece of pie out of a jar!

poisoned10
12-15-2010, 03:16 PM
Yo' mamma so fat she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out.

crzyjournalist03
12-15-2010, 03:21 PM
Yo mama is so fat that she's probably at increased risk for cardiovascular disease and may develop varicose veins if she doesn't get her diet under control soon.

BwdLion73
12-15-2010, 03:39 PM
Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to school all the kids can sit by her. (heard my son use that one in a junior high spat 15 or so years ago):thinking:

MUSTANG69
12-15-2010, 04:06 PM
Yo Mama is so bowlegged she couldn't catch a pig in a ditch.:D

Ernest T Bass
12-15-2010, 04:39 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaraunt, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yoe_09
12-15-2010, 04:42 PM
Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

LIONS#1
12-15-2010, 07:25 PM
Yo Mama is so fat it takes her two trips to haul Azz.....Now that right there is funny.... I don't care who you are:D If you don't think thats funny you can jist git on outta here....:nerd:

Ernest T Bass
12-15-2010, 08:21 PM
Yo mama so dirty you wipe your feet when you walk OUT of her house.

44INAROW
12-15-2010, 08:23 PM
Yo mamma so fat - when she wears a red dress and bends over, they yell 'Hey KoolAid' :D

LoboesWT
12-15-2010, 08:25 PM
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks across the room - the radio skips!

tex_male
12-15-2010, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by LoboesWT
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks across the room - the radio skips!

Yo Moma is so stupid she thought a Quarter Back was a refund.

tex_male
12-15-2010, 08:47 PM
Yo moma is so fat she uses pillow cases for socks!

tex_male
12-15-2010, 08:49 PM
Yo moma is so clumsy she tripped over a cordless phone!

bobcat4life
12-15-2010, 11:21 PM
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Saggy Aggie
12-16-2010, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by tex_male
Yo Moma is so stupid she thought a Quarter Back was a refund. this is the only one that made me laugh.

Lucky2Coach
12-16-2010, 08:57 AM
Yo' mama is so black she pisses oil!

crzyjournalist03
12-16-2010, 01:38 PM
Yo mama is so fat that she's another member of society who is contributing to the American obesity epidemic.

raider red 2000
12-16-2010, 03:49 PM
how bout we get off mommas......becasue I just got off of yours.

defense51
12-16-2010, 03:50 PM
Your momma is so fat- she went to the airport in a pair of bright yellow pants and when she bent over to pick up her luggage, two guys jumped in thinking she was a yellow cab!

BreckTxLonghorn
12-17-2010, 12:57 PM
Yo mama so dumb she thought a zone blitz meant getting drunk near an elementary school.

BreckTxLonghorn
12-17-2010, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Yo mama is so fat that she's another member of society who is contributing to the American obesity epidemic.

Yo mama so dumb she is one of the millions of adults who cannot read or write.

Ernest T Bass
12-17-2010, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by raider red 2000
how bout we get off mommas......becasue I just got off of yours.


Ha ha, Wesley Snipes circa 1992 wants his joke back.

Ernest T Bass
12-17-2010, 01:18 PM
Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

waterboy
12-17-2010, 02:31 PM
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

waterboy
12-17-2010, 02:35 PM
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

waterboy
12-17-2010, 02:41 PM
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

tex_male
12-17-2010, 02:51 PM
Yo Momma is so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

BreckTxLonghorn
12-20-2010, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by tex_male
Yo Momma is so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

Then why did you have sex with such a large woman?

tex_male
12-20-2010, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
Then why did you have sex with such a large woman?

:cool: :D

LoboesWT
12-20-2010, 04:13 PM
Yo mama is so fat ........ her belt size is the equator.

tex_male
12-21-2010, 01:07 PM
Yo Momma is so ugly she still has marks on her from everyone poking her with a 10 ft. pole.