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lostaussie
12-08-2010, 05:14 PM
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
LoboesWT
12-08-2010, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

Or have a woman named CYBIL with Multiple Personalites
AP Panther Fan
12-08-2010, 06:33 PM
We used to have men vs women joke threads. You guys were never really very good at it.:p
SintonFan
12-08-2010, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

lol

If #5 happens there will be LOTS of dolphin flogging.:eek:
RoyceTTU
12-08-2010, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
lol

If #5 happens there will be LOTS of dolphin flogging.:eek:

And zero Storking!!!! :D
SintonFan
12-08-2010, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by RoyceTTU
And zero Storking!!!! :D

Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?:eek:
GrTigers6
12-16-2010, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other. Thats hilarious.
Although if they did know each other and they were cool about it ........:D
TheDOCTORdre
12-16-2010, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?:eek:

chicken choking?
SintonFan
12-16-2010, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
chicken choking?

lol
You remember...:eek:
waterboy
12-17-2010, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
lol
You remember...:eek:
Remember? Did he ever stop, is the question!:D
RoyceTTU
12-17-2010, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan
Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?:eek:

Its a condition that causes harry palms :D
Ernest T Bass
12-17-2010, 03:47 PM
I heard it'll make you go blind.
waterboy
12-17-2010, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
I heard it'll make you go blind.
I don't think he can see this well enough to read it........:devil: :D
95mustang
12-17-2010, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by waterboy
I don't think he can see this well enough to read it........:devil: :D

:clap: :clap: :clap:
TheDOCTORdre
12-17-2010, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by waterboy
Remember? Did he ever stop, is the question!:D

what are you saying? come again?
Ranger Mom
12-17-2010, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by LoboesWT
Or have a woman named CYBIL with Multiple Personalites

It's "Sybil".....get it right!!:hand: :D
LoboesWT
12-18-2010, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
It's "Sybil".....get it right!!:hand: :D
I would like to add I would never make a spelling error such as that and from here on forward will blame my IPhone for all grammatical and opinion related mistakes!;)
coach
12-20-2010, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
chicken choking?

activating the hit stick
Ranger Mom
12-20-2010, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
We used to have men vs women joke threads. You guys were never really very good at it.:p

That's true!! And from reading the posts on this thread, they still aren't!!;)
defense51
12-24-2010, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other. NICE!!!
garciap77
12-24-2010, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

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