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bobcat1
11-04-2010, 08:01 AM
Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

BullBoy
11-04-2010, 08:10 AM
:clap: :clap:

Lucky2Coach
11-04-2010, 08:34 AM
Rumor going around is that after Jerry fires Wade Phillips he is going to hire the first Asian Head Coach in the history of the NFL...and it's not Norm Chow!

BullBoy
11-04-2010, 08:39 AM
ESPN just reported that Tony Romo attempted suicide last night, but the bullet was intercepted just like most of his passes have been this season!

Saggy Aggie
11-04-2010, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by BullBoy
ESPN just reported that Tony Romo attempted suicide last night, but the bullet was intercepted just like most of his passes have been this season! I lol'd. :D

BullBoy
11-04-2010, 08:41 AM
None of the Cowboys have been able to go home. Last time they were out of town, someone painted goal lines across their driveways and they can't make it over them.

AP Panther Fan
11-04-2010, 09:18 AM
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.:cool:


Gosh, we are a tough bunch.