Cowboys' Schedule

[Ernest T Bass]

Heard on the radio that a fan called Jerry's personal cell phone and asked "What time is next week's kickoff". Jerry replied "What time can you be here?'.

[CenTexSports]

The Cowboy radio announcers yesterday after the game called their radio network the "The Depressing Cowboy Network" and asked all of thier listeners that lived near cowboy players to not trick or treat at their house because they have had enough HORROR.

Also heard that all abused children in the metroplex were double timing it to Arlington to live at Cowboy stadium because the story is the Cowboys can't or won't beat anything.