BurnetBandRules
11-21-2003, 09:13 PM
Just thought that some of you would like these....found them on Footballjokes.co.uk
-A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support.
-Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-A football fan lost a $50 bet on a TV football play.
-He lost another $50 on the instant replay.
Good one for Wharton:
Q. Why do footballers play on artificial turf?
A. To keep them from grazing.
For a minute we were in with a great chance.
Then the game started.
Striker: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
Manager: `Good! When are you leaving?'
<small>[ November 21, 2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: BurnetBandRules ]</small>
-A bad football team is like an old bra - no cups and little support.
-Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
-A football fan lost a $50 bet on a TV football play.
-He lost another $50 on the instant replay.
Good one for Wharton:
Q. Why do footballers play on artificial turf?
A. To keep them from grazing.
For a minute we were in with a great chance.
Then the game started.
Striker: 'I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team.'
Manager: `Good! When are you leaving?'
<small>[ November 21, 2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: BurnetBandRules ]</small>