5lb bass

[pancho villa]

Anyone on here remember the 5lb bass from the old coach?

We need to start a new one and everyone is welcome.

Lucky2coach is pulchritudinous.

[Old Tiger]

speaking of the old TOC is leather helmet still around? Always enjoyed reading his post.

[Super_R]

I thought you were talking about Robert Earl Keen...love that song.

[Lucky2Coach]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Anyone on here remember the 5lb bass from the old coach?

We need to start a new one and everyone is welcome.

Lucky2coach is pulchritudinous.

I don't know of this "5 lb bass" of which you speak, but pulchritudinous...and we've only met a couple of times. Did you here I am easy or something?

[bobcat4life]

I caught a good 5 pound bass about 3 weeks ago lol

[baseballcoach13]

Bass fishing is for soccer players. Saltwater is where the men wet their hooks.

[scrub c]

I was a member of the 5lb bass...

[OldNavy]

I thought you were calling Ernest T Bass, a lightweight!:D

[TuckA4]

Cisco vs Senorcoach

[baseballcoach13]

175 views and 8 posts.....some of y'all need to step it up. Maybe Pancho will give y'all a history lesson tomorrow.

['Necks 2013-14]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
175 views and 8 posts.....some of y'all need to step it up. Maybe Pancho will give y'all a history lesson tomorrow. Yes, please senor Pancho, enlighten us, please!

[baseballcoach13]

Pancho learned me today, and it only cost me a taco dinner. Maybe he will learn yall too.

[tog]

there are a lot of the old TOC guys here

[raider red 2000]

What ever happened to willy wonka???

[baseballcoach13]

Originally posted by Lucky2Coach
I don't know of this "5 lb bass" of which you speak, but pulchritudinous...and we've only met a couple of times. Did you here I am easy or something?

Lucky I think it's the company you keep. You know those girls back in the day that got a bad rep for hanging around the 'wrong' girls? They weren't necessarily like them, but everyone assumed they were....I think you may be hanging around the 'wrong girls' over there....I wont mention names since that 'wrong girl' got thier panties all in a wad last time.

[Johnnypaycheck]

original member of 5 lb bass club...

[turbostud]

Originally posted by bobcat4life
I caught a good 5 pound bass about 3 weeks ago lol

I caught a 6.25 pound bass this past weekend on Lake Ray Roberts at Pilot Point Cove(Best spot on the lake).

[bobcat4life]

Originally posted by turbostud
I caught a 6.25 pound bass this past weekend on Lake Ray Roberts at Pilot Point Cove(Best spot on the lake). I caught mine in a 3 acre pond. Im surprised it didnt break the line. I was using a cheap 20 dollar rod and reel from Wal Mart with the crappy line that came already in it.

[themsu97]

yeah I remember... good times

[Farmersfan]

I'm not sure Pancho is REALLY asking for Bass stories but I caught about 25 bass on Fork last Saturday and probably 8 of them would range between 4lbs and 6lbs.

[Johnnypaycheck]

I really really really miss cropduster...He was my HERO!

[baseballcoach13]

Yall thought Pancho said bass? He clearly said bass, as in music. He just bought a 5lb bass speaker for his El Camino to bump his tejano music even louder...

[hollywood]

Originally posted by Super_R
I thought you were talking about Robert Earl Keen...love that song.

Yes sir. That's a great song! I love some REK.

Up this morning
Before the sun
Fixed me some coffee and a honey bun
Jumped in my pickup
gave her the gas
I'm goin' out to catch a five pound bass

But here's my favorite verse...

That old sun is rising
That water is clear
I watch my lure as it's flying through the air
I see a ripple
I hear a splash
Lord have mercy, It's a five pound bass



:thumbsup:

[Mojado]

Originally posted by hollywood
Yes sir. That's a great song! I love some REK.

Up this morning
Before the sun
Fixed me some coffee and a honey bun
Jumped in my pickup
gave her the gas
I'm goin' out to catch a five pound bass

But here's my favorite verse...

That old sun is rising
That water is clear
I watch my lure as it's flying through the air
I see a ripple
I hear a splash
Lord have mercy, It's a five pound bass



:thumbsup:

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I also loves music that makes the hydraulics in my low rider goes crazies vato!!!

[baseballcoach13]

Its as big as a baby..

or

It looks like a toaster with eyes...

[pancho villa]

Any you goat boys out there?

[scrub c]

as in the vend-a-goat?

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by scrub c
as in the vend-a-goat?
The head goat speaks

[themsu97]

Originally posted by scrub c
as in the vend-a-goat?

best post ever... on any chat board... true classic

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by themsu97
best post ever... on any chat board... true classic

I thought you moved out of state.

[themsu97]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I thought you moved out of state.
what gave you that idea?

I moved up to 5A now...

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by themsu97
what gave you that idea?

I moved up to 5A now...

5A is for losers!

[themsu97]

not so sure about that but it is different...

[baseballcoach13]

Pancho, you shouldn't stereotype all 5A coaches as losers just because of one...

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
Pancho, you shouldn't stereotype all 5A coaches as losers just because of one...

I guess I have not taught you anything. All 5A coaches are losers.

[baseballcoach13]

You have taught me a few things. I can now put hot sauce on my taco with a single hand. I can manage to eat a full nacho during offensive timeouts. I can take naps at the drop of a hat. I can even use one single cuss word as a noun, a pronoun, and an adjective.

[themsu97]

same things I learned from Pancho...

we need to have a golf outing again..

[baseballcoach13]

How far away from the ball does pancho have to stand to be able to see it?

[LeonJr]

Leon is old TOC himself

[themsu97]

yeah, but some of the Old TOC folk have just gotten way to serious and have no sense of humor...
of course some of them have a good sense of themselves and are full of pride...

[baseballcoach13]

good thing yall have us new young pups to fill in.

[themsu97]

summin like that...
just beware of cropduster... aptly named fellow

[baseballcoach13]

thats ok....I was going use the name Ninja Dust..but i decided against it.

What is ninja dust? well a cropduster you can see a mile away and there is no doubt who did the damage.

I am a ninja duster. You never knew I was there..till .BAM!!! all up in the olfactory system

[pancho villa]

I am going to take my 5 hr energy drink

[baseballcoach13]

You better wait till game time or you'll be asleep by the half.

[Johnnypaycheck]

Pancho,

Make sure you are well hydrated tonight. Don't catch a cramp yelling at the referees. Best of luck tonight!

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
Pancho,

Make sure you are well hydrated tonight. Don't catch a cramp yelling at the referees. Best of luck tonight!

Good luck to you Mr. 5A LOL I'm in the box now so the ref's can barely hear me.

[ccmom]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Good luck to you Mr. 5A LOL I'm in the box now so the ref's can barely hear me. Hey Pancho...try to focus on the football game tonight and don't get distracted by the ALCS. You've been outed!! :D

[Johnnypaycheck]

Pancho + in press box = NOOOOOO

That is a dang shame...too bad the dub doesn't have the old wooden elevated coffin...i mean pressbox...

[garciap77]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Anyone on here remember the 5lb bass from the old coach?

We need to start a new one and everyone is welcome.

Lucky2coach is pulchritudinous.
pulchritudinou
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/imagesCASWANZ7.jpg

:D

[ol country boy]

The old days on the TOC was

The Horseman and The 5lb Bass

[mac77]

Originally posted by ol country boy
The old days on the TOC was

The Horseman and The 5lb Bass

Don't forget Phillips Plant Manager! That sig was priceless.

[cropduster]

I miss the bass. In fact I made the first post. Anyone remember the name of the little Hispanic wrestler that would show up from time to time. That and vend a goat were priceless.

[baseballcoach13]

I was privileged enough to see the vend a goat pic. That is funny stuff.

[Johnnypaycheck]

it was all fun and games until someone in sweeny got their feelings hurt and raised a ruckus and had TOC blocked in WC. Some people...jeez...

[pancho villa]

Some times you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you eat crow.

[themsu97]

yeah, I remember that lady was upset and one of the Columbia coaches made fun of her... crazy stuff back then...
crop used to sport a curly mullet...
whatever happened to Bolo D?

[Uncle Buck]

Originally posted by themsu97
yeah, I remember that lady was upset and one of the Columbia coaches made fun of her... crazy stuff back then...
crop used to sport a curly mullet...
whatever happened to Bolo D?



Ahh.....Those were the days!!!!!

[pancho villa]

where did they all go?

[Johnnypaycheck]

Pancho,

Your favorite team won last night.

Crankbait sent me a telegram and said to tell all of you old bassers hello.

[baseballcoach13]

Pancho's favorite team wins almost every week this year so far.

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
Pancho's favorite team wins almost every week this year so far.

They are kicking butt! Next week go Jacksonville!

[baseballcoach13]

Anytime the team playing your favorite team is running Kitna on the field, your favorite team has a chance to win.

[themsu97]

that is for sure...
there were some other people on that thread as well... what happened to most of those guys?

[mac77]

Just don't nobody go accusing them Sweenies of being tobacco chewing folks, "cause I don't chew tobacco, I smoke cigarettes."

Ya got that Spoon!

[baseballcoach13]

I heard the women over there smoke while they chew, while drinking a Pabst....

can you confirm that mac77?

[pancho villa]

All women in Sweeny have small feet.

[themsu97]

Where is Ol Spoon...

not so sure about that Pancho... seen some woman there that are larger than you and that is HUGE

[mac77]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
I heard the women over there smoke while they chew, while drinking a Pabst....

can you confirm that mac77?

Maaaaaaan,

They don't drink that cheap stuff! Don't ya know their husbands work at the plant and make more money than they know what to do with. They drink Bud Light!

[scrub c]

spoon...


roll call

[scrub c]

"i dont chew backie... i smoke!!!"


ha ha ha

[neck_06]

Originally posted by pancho villa
All women in Sweeny have small feet.

Why is that Poncho?

[mac77]

Originally posted by scrub c
"i dont chew backie... i smoke!!!"


ha ha ha

:fnypost:

You had to be there to appreciate that moment!

[Johnnypaycheck]

crankbait...

[pancho villa]

Pancho villa here!

[themsu97]

MSU here... anyone seen a goat?

[pancho villa]

Jake Spoon sold his goat to put skirting on his doublewide.

[baseballcoach13]

Yeah but he only skirted the front so the people driving by would think he was all high class. he left the back open so his dogs can get out of the heat and lay in the cool shade.

[themsu97]

sounds like spoon...

is he still stealing like he used to...

[themsu97]

are we slacking since it is Friday...

does the Scrub have some all day buffet open that has Pancho occupied?
there is some big game tho tonight for bragging rights over some insignificant river...
winner gets a full set of teeth for all parents?

[baseballcoach13]

internet is down over this way..the sweeny weenie women spent all night noodling for catfish in the river and spittin backy on the bank. So happens that they were spittin on the one cable that brings the WWW to WC...gotta wait for it to dry out to get on the DL

[mac77]

Originally posted by baseballcoach13
internet is down over this way..the sweeny weenie women spent all night noodling for catfish in the river and spittin backy on the bank. So happens that they were spittin on the one cable that brings the WWW to WC...gotta wait for it to dry out to get on the DL

FOTFLMAO!!!

That's just too funny!

[baseballcoach13]

Anyone know where a Pancho's mexican food restaurant is? I wanna raise the flag.

[themsu97]

Not sure where the nearest one is...

any problems at the plant today...
where is phillips plant manager?

[pancho villa]

We were bbqing a goat this weekend.

[themsu97]

Originally posted by ol country boy
The old days on the TOC was

The Horseman and The 5lb Bass

sad thing about the Horseman was it was a copy... and just about all of those coaches worked at teh same school... we were all scattered amongst different schools...
I say golf outing over Christmas break again

[scrub c]

did someone say goat?

[ol country boy]

Originally posted by themsu97
sad thing about the Horseman was it was a copy... and just about all of those coaches worked at teh same school... we were all scattered amongst different schools...
I say golf outing over Christmas break again

The horseman were not a copy....they were there before the 5lb bass guys joined up.....now they did work at the same school I believe

[scrub c]

golf at the columbia lakes goat ranch?

[themsu97]

or the Wilderness...

new animals there for Pancho to "look at"...

[pancho villa]

Golf and goat

[themsu97]

and I guess playoffs as well...

things must be hoppin in western cambodia southern braboredia

[baseballcoach13]

I went to get some tacos yesterday and got a cheer from the taco stand workers...it went like this..


BOOM DIGGA

BOOM BIGGA

ALLIGATOR GARS

C'MON ROUGHNECKS

SHOW EM WHO YA IS!

[SHSBulldog00]

That's awesome!!:clap:

[pancho villa]

I had goat yacos yesterday

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I had goat tacos yesterday

[baseballcoach13]

Now you are quoting yourself....you could have just edited the post...

[SHSBulldog00]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I had goat yacos yesterday

So that's what happend to ya.

[themsu97]

goat tacos huh... wow

Pancho, you read where the guy lost 27 pounds eating nothing but twinkies and donuts?

figured he must have been your brother or something...

[themsu97]

Big Game in Sinton this week boys...

Sinton has a great baseball facility... we played there last year... top notch...

I will watch 3 playoffs games this weekend by only driving 5 minutes from the house... good luck guys

[baseballcoach13]

I heard it was nice....softball facilities look nice best I can tell in the sinton program..

[themsu97]

was hoping to play there again this year after they redid the baseball field...
but that is not going to happen...

[themsu97]

sitting in Angleton last night, enjoying my dinner when I heard the ground begin to quake... people looked out in horror to what it could have been...
and much like the scene in Ghostbusters when the stay puff marshmellow man appears on the scene... in comes Pancho Villa into the fine establishment... wasn't sure how he fit into the door...
the little kids selling baked goods outside were in sheer horror but the parents were happy when panch bought every item left

[themsu97]

wassup guys...
great season dub...
have a great holiday...

[jackwagon]

It's amazing that Columbia could win any games without the amazing coach that left a few years ago to go to Lago Vista.

[Johnnypaycheck]

Originally posted by jackwagon
It's amazing that Columbia could win any games without the amazing coach that left a few years ago to go to Lago Vista.

Who would that be? Where is Lago Vista?

[mac77]

Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
Who would that be? Where is Lago Vista?

That would be Mr. McIver! Up near Leander.

Johnny, what in the world are you doing up at 1:45 in the morning?

[Johnnypaycheck]

Originally posted by mac77
That would be Mr. McIver! Up near Leander.

Johnny, what in the world are you doing up at 1:45 in the morning?

I had just unloaded our last box for the day. We moved on to our next destination and I was trying to unwind a bit.

McIver...hmmm....the guy with the big schnoz and drove all over texas and mexico scouting playoff baseball games for us during our time in the Dub? That guy?

[mac77]

That would be the one.

Are you just now getting over to Gator town?

[scrub c]

You sell your house Johnnypaycheck?