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Ron Burgandy
09-30-2010, 09:21 AM
I have spent some time reading posts this morning trying to aquaint myself to this board. I have come to a few conclusions.

1. Gsquared--shame on you sir.
2. The WOS and KIRBYVILLE GAME may be the one to watch this weekend.
2. the Sweeny and WC people are very interested in Brookshire Royal
3. Doesnt seem to be many people who like the Sealy tigers
4. Royal has some crazy fans on this board!
5. I wish yall were here so you could all see how good I look today.

Ranger Mom
09-30-2010, 09:24 AM
I have come to the conclusion that you are NOT from Region I.....not a single mention of Brownwood in your post!!;)

LE Dad
09-30-2010, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Ron Burgandy
I have spent some time reading posts this morning trying to aquaint myself to this board. I have come to a few conclusions.

5. I wish yall were here so you could all see how good I look today.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj30/philisillmane/ron-burgundy.jpg

:D

Gsquared
09-30-2010, 09:25 AM
Shame on me? Wha'd I do?

pirate4state
09-30-2010, 09:30 AM
HAHAHAHA I love Ron Burgandy.

Txbroadcaster
09-30-2010, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Shame on me? Wha'd I do?

What have you not done sir

Bruce
09-30-2010, 09:31 AM
G, ole Ron knows how to hurt a man!!!!! Thanks!

baseballcoach13
09-30-2010, 09:33 AM
:nerd:

wimbo_pro
09-30-2010, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
What have you not done sir

He makes a good point....

Gsquared
09-30-2010, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by wimbo_pro
He makes a good point....
Ill have you know that I do alot of charity work sir. I give back to the community. Monday after work, I went and volunteered! I make it my life mission to help homeless orphans with abusive parents.

lostaussie
09-30-2010, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
What have you not done sir Exactly what I was thinking.

Txbroadcaster
09-30-2010, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill have you know that I do alot of charity work sir. I give back to the community. Monday after work, I went and volunteered! I make it my life mission to help homeless orphans with abusive parents.

kidnapping midgets is not giving back to the community

LE Dad
09-30-2010, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill have you know that I do alot of charity work sir. I give back to the community. Monday after work, I went and volunteered! I make it my life mission to help homeless orphans with abusive parents. http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm308/top_fuel29/stripper-pole.jpg

Is this your donation station??:D

ronwx5x
09-30-2010, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill have you know that I do alot of charity work sir. I give back to the community. Monday after work, I went and volunteered! I make it my life mission to help homeless orphans with abusive parents.

Mandated community service as part of a plea bargain does not really qualify as volunteering or charity work!:D

Gsquared
09-30-2010, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by ronwx5x
Mandated community service as part of a plea bargain does not really qualify as volunteering or charity work!:D
Doh, busted! :doh:

wimbo_pro
09-30-2010, 09:58 AM
Hold on now...midgets and dancing poles with mirrors? I have a renewed respect for G2.

rojosgirl
09-30-2010, 10:36 AM
:vrycnfsd:

Boy, did I miss something!

BILLYFRED0000
09-30-2010, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by rojosgirl
:vrycnfsd:

Boy, did I miss something!

Don't worry, its a boomerang. It'll come back around.

Oh and he did not mention Celina and our new recruit, Kenney Chesney.

Gsquared
09-30-2010, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
Don't worry, its a boomerang. It'll come back around.

Oh and he did not mention Celina and our new recruit, Kenney Chesney.
:clap:

SintonFan
09-30-2010, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000
Don't worry, its a boomerang. It'll come back around.

Oh and he did not mention Celina and our new recruit, Kenney Chesney.

rofl!
Shunny Fit!:clap:

Matthew328
09-30-2010, 02:18 PM
I'm Ron Burgandy?

Bruce
09-30-2010, 02:25 PM
Would the real Ron Burgandy stand up please, come on down, your the winner.Thanks!

BLACK&GOLD4LIFE
09-30-2010, 05:23 PM
so many haters lol

SWMustang
09-30-2010, 05:29 PM
it's Burgundy. You Fail.

sinton66
09-30-2010, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill have you know that I do alot of charity work sir. I give back to the community. Monday after work, I went and volunteered! I make it my life mission to help homeless orphans with abusive parents.

Kidnapping is not what he does with those midgets. You should see what does with stick horses.:eek:

Txbroadcaster
09-30-2010, 06:40 PM
Funny thing...one way here to Cowboy Stadium we drive past a midget driving a HUGE Ford Truck..Grant about freaked out

OldBison75
09-30-2010, 06:41 PM
Ron, I don't know who you are, but you have made the right impression real fast. Great humor and can take a little ribbing too. Let's see how you handle Rocket and Old Tiger when they get on a roll. I am really looking forward to those exchanges. A sharp wit and thick skin will serve you well on this board.


WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!

sinton66
09-30-2010, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Funny thing...one way here to Cowboy Stadium we drive past a midget driving a HUGE Ford Truck..Grant about freaked out

Did you have to "restrain" him or just distract him with a shiny object?:D

buckeyebob
10-01-2010, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by wimbo_pro
Hold on now...midgets and dancing poles with mirrors? I have a renewed respect for G2.

And Farm Animals? Yes!!

Ron Burgandy
10-01-2010, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by OldBison75
Ron, I don't know who you are, but you have made the right impression real fast. Great humor and can take a little ribbing too. Let's see how you handle Rocket and Old Tiger when they get on a roll. I am really looking forward to those exchanges. A sharp wit and thick skin will serve you well on this board.


WELCOME TO OUR WORLD!

well i will try. Im sure i will have my fair dealings with Old Tiger and Rocket. Baxter and I will be ready for it. GOod luck in your games tonight. Veronica Corningstone and I are headed to watch ourselves!

waterboy
10-01-2010, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Ron Burgandy
Veronica Corningstone and I are headed to watch ourselves!
What? Y'all made videos?:eek:

Ron Burgandy
10-01-2010, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by waterboy
What? Y'all made videos?:eek:

Easy there big fella. Ron and his woman dont make "videos". Was just remarking that were gonna be attending a game tonight. Havent decided where yet.

But your remark is what I meant when I said Stay Classy 3a Downlow!

LE Dad
10-01-2010, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Ron Burgandy
Easy there big fella. Ron and his woman dont make "videos". Was just remarking that were gonna be attending a game tonight. Havent decided where yet.

But your remark is what I meant when I said Stay Classy 3a Downlow! How about pics??? We would be happy with pics!!! :D

Ron Burgandy
10-01-2010, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by LE Dad
How about pics??? We would be happy with pics!!! :D

If you want to see pics of my wife pick up a playboy from this month boys...:clap:

LH_Tuff
10-01-2010, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by Ron Burgandy
If you want to see pics of my wife pick up a playboy from this month boys...:clap:

Classifieds?

waterboy
10-01-2010, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Ron Burgandy
Easy there big fella. Ron and his woman dont make "videos". Was just remarking that were gonna be attending a game tonight. Havent decided where yet.

But your remark is what I meant when I said Stay Classy 3a Downlow!
:D Sorry about the misinterpretation. You made it sound like y'all made videos of yourselves, though, when you said y'all were "headed to watch yourselves".:D

bobcat1
10-01-2010, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by LH_Tuff
Classifieds? :clap: :clap: :clap:

IHStangFan
10-01-2010, 02:52 PM
come on guys....ANY ONE of you who knows BDR ....KNOWS this is his troll account. He's had a bromance goin on w/ Ronnie for years. :D

Miss you BDR...come back to us.