Texas sized baby

[Pick6]

A Texan is drinking in a Louisiana bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just
produced a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks.... . .like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 20 pounds the day he was born." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
God Bless Texas !!!

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Pick6
A Texan is drinking in a Louisiana bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just
produced a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks.... . .like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 20 pounds the day he was born." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
God Bless Texas !!!

This from a guy who cites Psalms in his sig. Wow.:(

[Pick6]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
This from a guy who cites Psalms in his sig. Wow.:(


:rolleyes:

[Trashman]

judge not lest ye be judged.....:D

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Trashman
judge not lest ye be judged.....:D

Which part is judgement, his quote or his joke? I just made a comment on how the two don't seem to go together, not a judgement.

[Pick6]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
Which part is judgement, his quote or his joke? I just made a comment on how the two don't seem to go together, not a judgement.

What part of being circumcised do you have a problem with? Maybe the doc cut off to much when you had yours done :thinking:

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Pick6
What part of being circumcised do you have a problem with? Maybe the doc cut off to much when you had yours done :thinking:

About the answer one would expect from a 12 year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

[Pick6]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
About the answer one would expect from a 12 year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

My hand isn't caught anywhere. i know what i said and i know nothing was wrong with it. it really seems like you're just trying to find an argument, but you're not worth my time right now.

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Pick6
My hand isn't caught anywhere. i know what i said and i know nothing was wrong with it. it really seems like you're just trying to find an argument, but you're not worth my time right now.

Now that's a whiney denial of guilt!

[Pick6]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
Now that's a whiney denial of guilt!

You don't know much of what you talk about, which is no surprise, I don't have any guilt. Keep trying to make something out of nothing, that is what you do best.

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Pick6
You don't know much of what you talk about, which is no surprise, I don't have any guilt. Keep trying to make something out of nothing, that is what you do best.

Wow, talk about using a wide brush! You tell me I don't know anything, yet you know what I think?

[TheDOCTORdre]

So how does the joke take away from what he has as his signature

[Pick6]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
So how does the joke take away from what he has as his signature

Dre, he's just trying to stir the pot.

[CHS_89]

Who gives a crap...that was funny! Everybody learn to laugh a little bit!!!

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by CHS_89
Who gives a crap...that was funny! Everybody learn to laugh a little bit!!! :iagree:

[Trashman]

Originally posted by CHS_89
Who gives a crap...that was funny! Everybody learn to laugh a little bit!!!

:clap: :thumbsup:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
So how does the joke take away from what he has as his signature

That was kinda what I was wondering!!!:rolleyes:




Originally posted by CHS_89
Who gives a crap...that was funny! Everybody learn to laugh a little bit!!!

That's no lie!!!




This little pissing contest is getting REALLY old!!

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom


This little pissing contest is getting REALLY old!!

soby saying 'little' pissing contest are you trying to infer that they would not compare to the Texas Sized baby:D

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by Pick6
A Texan is drinking in a Louisiana bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just
produced a baby boy weighing 20 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas, folks.... . .like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 20 pounds the day he was born." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
God Bless Texas !!!



:clap:

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by zebrablue2
:clap:

I confess I think the joke is funny. My comment had nothing to do with the joke by itself.

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
soby saying 'little' pissing contest are you trying to infer that they would not compare to the Texas Sized baby:D
:clap:

[NateDawg39]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
About the answer one would expect from a 12 year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar. I prefer chocolate chip cookies

[Old Cardinal]

I like cookies, and good jokes on here.

A scripture or two never hurt anyone either!