Finger sparks knife fight

[Pick6]

Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight

Published : Friday, 23 Jul 2010, 3:05 PM CDT

MYFOXDFW.COM

DALLAS - A Dallas woman touched her friend's buttocks, sparking an assault and attempted stabbing, police said.

The alleged incident happened at an apartment in the 1700 block of Trade Winds Drive in the southern section of the city.

According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering Mattox.

A fight ensued in which Mattox repeatedly hit the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. According to the report, she said, "Are you ready to die?"

The alleged victim called police and the suspect fled, the report stated.

Officers found no visible injuries on the woman, who refused medical attention.

It was not immediately clear if police arrested the Mattox.


http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight

[Ranger Mom]

Was this incident between 2 women???

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Was this incident between 2 women???

"According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita Mattox rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting HER to clench HER buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed SHE was sitting on to break, angering Mattox."

Looks like a description of 2 women to me, unles Laquita is a man.

[LE Dad]

Someone was getting a bit FREAKY!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:


I think Laquita needs to get a better bed frame if simply "clinching" breaks it,lol.:thinking:

[Ernest T Bass]

Id kill someone over that too!

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by ronwx5x
"According to a police report, 22-year-old Laquita

nuff said :D :D

seriously - wish someone had a video of this.. :eek:

[Trashman]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Id kill someone over that too!

Ditto!:devil:

[Txbroadcaster]

I cant believe no one has commented on the fact that a simple butt clench broke a bed

[PPSTATEBOUND]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I cant believe no one has commented on the fact that a simple butt clench broke a bed

From the sounds of things it as prolly ready to fold.

[LE Dad]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Id kill someone over that too! Yeah thats what I thought this was going to be about, but it was actually the girl with the finger that was the agressive one.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I cant believe no one has commented on the fact that a simple butt clench broke a bed


They did!!!



Originally posted by LE Dad



I think Laquita needs to get a better bed frame if simply "clinching" breaks it,lol.:thinking:

[pero chato]

I think Laquita might have a bit of a crack habit.

[MUSTANG69]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I cant believe no one has commented on the fact that a simple butt clench broke a bed

Maybe it was a real big BUTT:D

[Gsquared]

I dont blame Laquita, if someone forces a dirty sanchez on you, you have every right to grab a butcher knife.

[Ernest T Bass]

I think that's the definition of justifiable homicide.

[Buckeye1980]

Kinda wondering if the "finger" was vibrating?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by pero chato
I think Laquita might have a bit of a crack habit.

lol

[Phantom Stang]

In light of the fact the victim was "sitting" on the bed, it appears that Laquita might have missed the expected target.;)

[ivchris]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I cant believe no one has commented on the fact that a simple butt clench broke a bed

Depending on the size of the butt associated with said crack.....they could have gotten off lightly with just losing the bed.
AND, some of the fingernails I've seen.....the finger that was run along said crack could have been a deadly weapon itself. :D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by ivchris
Depending on the size of the butt associated with said crack.....they could have gotten off lightly with just losing the bed.
AND, some of the fingernails I've seen.....the finger that was run along said crack could have been a deadly weapon itself. :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[sinton66]

Laquita may have to find another crack to probe or stop probing when she's on crack.:thinking:

[Maroon87]

Someone was gettin' their oil checked...:nerd:

[bobcat4life]

"Clenching cause the bed she was sitting on to break" :thinking:








Sounds like she is woman of size :D :D

[ivchris]

makes me think of that picture of the chihuahua sitting under the beach chair with the big lady sitting in it.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I dont blame Laquita, if someone forces a dirty sanchez on you, you have every right to grab a butcher knife.

:eek: :spitlol: :eek: :spitlol: :eek: :1omg!:

[AP Panther Fan]

Good grief .... the things that make the news.



blyek:ack!: