AP Panther Fan
06-30-2010, 12:10 PM
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell
them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came
back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff:
..spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to
her dismay, that only little Janie was left. "Janie, sweetheart ...do you
have a story to share?"
''Yes, ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mom. She was a Marine Corps pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got
hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She
shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of ammo; ..killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke, ...and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?'
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"Stay away from Mom when she's drinking."
:evillol: :evillol: :evillol:
them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came
back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff:
..spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to
her dismay, that only little Janie was left. "Janie, sweetheart ...do you
have a story to share?"
''Yes, ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mom. She was a Marine Corps pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got
hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She
shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of ammo; ..killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke, ...and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?'
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Stay away from Mom when she's drinking."
:evillol: :evillol: :evillol: