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Phil C
06-14-2010, 01:48 PM
A frantic housewife enters the doctor's office with her husband and exclaims "Doctor! Doctor! You've got to help my husband! He's losing his mind! He thinks he's the Sand Man."
The Doctor looks at the husband and says "Why do you think you're the Sand Man?"
The husband answers "The Tooth Fairy told me."
The wife indignently exclaims "I did not!"

:D

Pawdaddy
06-14-2010, 02:41 PM
Well, did you hear the one about the two AGGIES shooting craps?
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They blew a hole in the toilet!
:D :D :D

sinton66
06-14-2010, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Phil C
A frantic housewife enters the doctor's office with her husband and exclaims "Doctor! Doctor! You've got to help my husband! He's losing his mind! He thinks he's the Sand Man."
The Doctor looks at the husband and says "Why do you think you're the Sand Man?"
The husband answers "The Tooth Fairy told me."
The wife indignently exclaims "I did not!"

:D

The Doctor should have replied "Well, I'm Alice's white rabbit and you're BOTH NUTS!;)

zebrablue2
06-14-2010, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Phil C
A frantic housewife enters the doctor's office with her husband and exclaims "Doctor! Doctor! You've got to help my husband! He's losing his mind! He thinks he's the Sand Man."
The Doctor looks at the husband and says "Why do you think you're the Sand Man?"
The husband answers "The Tooth Fairy told me."
The wife indignently exclaims "I did not!"

:D



are you on vacation from vacation phil??:D

NateDawg39
06-14-2010, 08:42 PM
Good ol Phil! :D

Phil C
06-14-2010, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
The Doctor should have replied "Well, I'm Alice's white rabbit and you're BOTH NUTS!;)

:D :clap:

Phil C
06-14-2010, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by NateDawg39
Good ol Phil! :D

;)

garciap77
06-15-2010, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Pawdaddy
Well, did you hear the one about the two AGGIES shooting craps?
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They blew a hole in the toilet!
:D :D :D

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