Heres a no win situation I was in on Saturday

[Gsquared]

So my wife and I are at these friends house. We go to church with em so they are pretty straight laced. Anywho, I sit down on the couch and out runs thier little dog from the kitchen. The thing comes straight over to me and starts having "relations" with my leg. I was wearing shorts so I didnt want any of his "fun" spewing on to my leg. I got to thinking, "Ok, if I kick this dog off my leg then I will look like a jerk, but if I continue to let him have his way with my limb, I look like a pervert who is enjoying this". What would have been the appropriate move here?

[Gsquared]

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[Astrosdawg07]

Kick him, pick him up, slap him... All of the above would be acceptable.

[Ernest T Bass]

Ya gotta punt

[PPSTATEBOUND]

When in doubt......whip it out....:eek:

[yourboss319]

Here's what you should have done :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVX8Ab6Gjhk

[Additup]

I'd follow Cousin Eddie's advice to Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation:
Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.

[LE Dad]

Put him by your wifes leg and say " here honey why don't you pet the dog?":D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by LE Dad
Put him by your wifes leg and say " here honey why don't you pet the dog?":D
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Farmersfan]

Originally posted by LE Dad
Put him by your wifes leg and say " here honey why don't you pet the dog?":D




:D :D :D

[Old Tiger]

whoa whoa whoa let me get this straight...





you're married? :eek:

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
whoa whoa whoa let me get this straight...






you're married? :eek:

Yep, got hitched on May 8th

I met her at Pilates

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Yep, got hitched on May 8th

I met her at Pilates I be damn...I always thought you was unhitchable

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Old Tiger
I be damn...I always thought you was unhitchable
I thought I was too but this girl doesnt mind me comin in after 4 AM smelling like a brewry etc.....

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I thought I was too but this girl doesnt mind me comin in after 4 AM smelling like a brewry etc..... http://www.clipland.com/Live/video/4848

:D

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Gsquared
I thought I was too but this girl doesnt mind me comin in after 4 AM smelling like a brewry etc.....

Cause she has passed out in the back of the car amid the beer cans

[Bullaholic]

A few years and one marriage ago, this guy's wife AND his dog would have both been in danger from similar behavior by G2.....:D

[nobogey72]

This is kindof embarrassing to say, but, my wife has the same problem as the dog. The way I handle it (especially if we have company) is to hit her in the head and say, "NO". Sometimes, if she hasn't been going too long, I can throw a biscuit or something over in the corner and distract her.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
A few years and one marriage ago, this guy's wife AND his dog would have both been in danger from similar behavior by G2.....:D
:eek:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Gsquared
:eek:

Dang G2---in all these years I've never seen anything make you go--:eek:

You are definitely becoming housebroken.....:D

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Gsquared
:eek:

Carry one of those long lighters like you use on the BBQ pit, and light his tail.:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Dang G2---in all these years I've never seen anything make you go--:eek:

You are definitely becoming housebroken.....:D

Yeah, I am close to being domesticated. Last night, I used a fork to eat dinner! Oh, and I use the toilet now!