With Age Comes Wisdom (Joke)

[Bullaholic]

A 72 years old man who loves to fish
was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say,
'Pick me up..'

He looked around and couldn't see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain,
'Pick me up..'

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog..
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time,
Reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog
With age comes wisdom...

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

So is that your cover-up for having erectile dysfunction?

[zebrablue2]

:clap:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
So is that your cover-up for having erectile dysfunction?

LOL. No, but the fullness of time has taught me to prefer quality, and many other things, over quantity, young buck....:D

[Phantom Stang]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
So is that your cover-up for having erectile dysfunction?
Hearing the words "I will be your bride" have been found to be the #1 cause of erectile dysfunction in older men.:p

If the frog had said "Kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, and be yours for the rest of the day", I have no doubt he would have went for it.:cool:

[CenTexSports]

When I was a kid my grandfather had a wooden coin that said "I may not be as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was."

I did not understand it then but I do now. However, I also understand that 3 hours of golf is as enjoyable as a few minutes of other gratification. BUT, I am not ready to settle for a talking frog yet.