Bullaholic
04-06-2010, 11:23 AM
I know you old married folks will appreciate the following the most and LOL....
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for
20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
_My engaged friend:_
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.
_The mistress:_
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes... When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
_Then I had to share my story:_
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes..
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
:D
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for
20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
_My engaged friend:_
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.
_The mistress:_
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes... When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
_Then I had to share my story:_
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes..
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
:D