The state of our promised land

[STANG RED]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:

[SintonPirateFan]

HAHAHA!!

[ronwx5x]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:

And God led the Israelites to the only area in the Middle East that has no oil! Not such a great promise?

[LE Dad]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh: So true:clap: :clap:

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:


My "snider SUCKS" buddy strikes again... heres to you my red friend on a day that I am sure you enjoy every year!http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo24/ivan1961/smileys/117421.gif

[garciap77]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:


http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:

That's good stuff right there my friends.

[BEAST]

The sad thing about it is, it's true.




BEAST

[Ex-Tiger2005]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:

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[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ex-Tiger2005
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[SintonFan]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel; this is the promised land".

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land to China!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:doh:

Depressing but Shunny Fit, man!:clap:

Cheer up. The sun will still come up in the East and set in the left.;)

[JasperDog94]

I think I'm going to go deem myself a million dollars sometime after lunch today. If not today then certainly by tomorrow.:)

[SintonPirateFan]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
I think I'm going to go deem myself a million dollars sometime after lunch today. If not today then certainly by tomorrow.:)


deem some to my bank account too, please. :D


deem some.....isn't that some kinda asian soup?