GreenMonster
03-10-2010, 07:25 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRFA) : Code Name "BUBBA"
These mostly Southern boys will be airlifted into Afghanistan and dropped off and given the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. there is no limit.
3. they taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or pick-ups.
5. They're directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
Applications can be picked up at the sporting goods counter at any Wal-Mart south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by next Friday.
These mostly Southern boys will be airlifted into Afghanistan and dropped off and given the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. there is no limit.
3. they taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or pick-ups.
5. They're directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
Applications can be picked up at the sporting goods counter at any Wal-Mart south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by next Friday.